Awe, thanks people for reviewing. I'm happy you like it so much. I'm trying to make it as great as it is. I have yet to run out of ideas, and I swear I'm trying not to repeat myself over and over again. If I do scold me I deserve it. Anyway my sis wanted to do the disclaimer, be afraid very afraid.

Poison doesn't own the Yu-Gi-Oh characters. If she did the manga and anime would have gone from PG to R in a second. Besides she comes from the bowels of hell and deserves all the recognition she can get from you sorry….

HEY! Okay note to self never let sisters write disclaimers again! She's just jealous that I'm a better writer than she is.


September 10

Dear L.B.B,

Chirping Birds + Sunshine + Cheery Morning People Armageddon

Where's my nuclear warhead when I need it? I want to drop it on Shizuka! DIE WITCH! AHAHAHA!

As you can tell my morning was grand. Can you sense the sarcasm? Yea, Shizuka found out that Kaibaman gave me a ride yesterday and wouldn't stop asking me about it. She kept going on you know:

"Oh my god Anzu! You got to ride with the richest man in Domino?"

"You're very lucky!"

"I wish I was you!"

And so forth and so on, I just stood there with a slight annoyed look before making a comment about Kaibaman's attitude, although I didn't call him Kaibaman. You see I came up with the name for him a year or two ago and it just sort of stuck. I can't really remember how I came up with it.

Well anyway as I'm sure you can tell, Shizuka was not on my happy list today. Not that she'd ever know that of course. I wonder if anyone will really know what I'm thinking. You know what else annoys me about today?

I SAT IN A CLASSROOM WITH A TICKING CLOCK!

It was one of those that went tick…tick…tick…tick…tick. After the two thousand one hundred fifteenth tick I was glad to be out of there. (A/N: So she was bored and counted how many times the clock went 'tick'. I'm guilty of the same crime, especially when I can't sleep in study hall)

It was Mrs. Genkai's class too. The evil lady made sure I didn't fall asleep or something. Grr. Do you know that Jou is very annoying? He acts all tough and tries to be some street punk. I'm not saying that he is or not but every day he goes on about it. He should choke on some Swedish Fish!

No, this is a weekday. I have to be cheery and friendly and…ugh…nice. I wonder if they'd mind if I went insane? I mean most people think Yugi has a split personality why not his friends. I could suddenly become a sociopath. Yea that would be fun.

Nah, I won't do that to them. As much as I'd like to I'm not that mean. Am I? I don't know anymore.

OOOOHHH! Guess what! I made a new flipping list today in study. After I was finish with my morning session of "checking out Mighty Kaibaman, Albino Boy, and The Egyptian". Yes I have a morning, afternoon, and if I'm lucky an evening session of watching Seto, Ryou or Bakura, Malik or Marik, which ever they are at the moment. Okay here's my list:

Fifteen reasons why Shizuka is Annoying!

1. She acts all innocent all the time!

2. She runs to her brother whenever she doesn't get her way.

3. Honda and Otogi won't shut up about her!

4. She's a morning person.

5. I can't stuff sushi down her throat!

6. She's too clingy!

7. She wears the most ugly things!

8. She had it and won't shut up about it.

9. She thinks everything is sunshine and smiley faces all the time!

10. Her voice is squeaky to my ears.

11. She reminds me too much of Tea.

12. She assumes I like what she likes.

13. She's afraid of spiders.

14. She goes on with this oh poor me crap.

15. SHE THINKS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER!

Honestly that girl. If I have to friendship preach her to death I will! On second thought I think I have a much more better death for her. And if you're wondering why I put number six in here it's because today she was hanging off my arm. She seems to have a need to touch me. o.O

That's scary, very, very, very scary. I just realized that maybe Shizuka doesn't swing the way I do. I mean now that I think about it, she does have this thing about reading those Yuri fan-fics of her favorite animes and such.

EEEEEWWWWW! GROSS! She best be straight, if not we have a few problems. Er, well I have a few problems. Actually now that I think about it if she ever tries to get me in bed with her I shall use my Almighty Cricket Bat against her.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh I found this cool song not to long ago. It's called Radio/Video by System of a Down. It's AWESOME! I want Sweet Danny and Lisa to take me away from the strangest places. Then maybe I could have a nice normal life. One without weird spirits and ancient Egyptian artifacts.

WAIT!

No! I refuse to give up my cute albino and his darker half. However I shall still throw cheese cubes at him if he dares read you L.B.B, for you are also mine but only mine.

I've decided to adopt a nice "Look but don't touch" policy when it comes to Ryou and Bakura. This way I'm safe, he's safe from my past, and we can all be happy. But if another girl so much as spats at him I shall make her pay, if Bakura doesn't take care of her first that is.

Yea, that sounds fun actually. I get to vent out my anger and my cousin Nami can dig the graves. She likes to do that for some reason. Well then again she is a strange girl, she lives in the graveyard on the other side of town and is a known arsonist. Well okay when it rains she goes into the church and hangs out in the catacombs but yea.

Okay if you happen to be wondering L.B.B now is time for you to learn a tad bit more about my family. Obviously you know about Amneris and Aunt Kagami. I've mentioned them enough for you to get a feel as to what they are like. They tend to go on long unplanned trips and leave me behind to suffer.

Tora, I've mentioned her before, is one of my dearest cousins. She's like my partner in crime. She also likes to blow shit up, like her old school she drove a tank through it. That was in Turkey and they just had her deported. She's also rather sane compared to my other cousins.

Jinsei, yea birthday bash Jin, is my second favorite cousin, Tora being the first. She likes to PAR-TAY! And she's actually very suicidal. When we were younger and still training with Master Long, she pissed me off so I pulled out her left eye. Now she goes around wearing an eye patch.

Nami as you know lives in a graveyard or the catacombs. She's the last of my favorite cousins. For the longest time we didn't know about her since she was in an orphanage. But Amneris finally tracked her down. Aside from grave-digging her hobbies include computer hacking, scaring the shit out of people, cleaning the graves, and drawing.

Well this is it for my family so far. You can wonder about the other ten for a later date. Yes I have ten other blood relatives, one hate with a passion hell could rival.

I have a teddy bear named Little Taco! I shall call him L.T for short okay L.B.B is that all right with you?

Well it's late and Knives is growling at me to get to bed. So I must go but I get to hug my new Penguin Malik Plushie along with my little Ryou and Bakura plushies. I feel so loved.

G'night,

Anzu M.

"Wow." Was all the two guys to could say after reading what was written.

"Well, how about you find an entry about her other relatives?" Malik asked handing Bakura the book. The albino tomb robber looked down at the book in his hands before shrugging.

"Alright." He said and began to look through the book to find something promising.

Until

RING! RING!


Ha and I finished another chapter. Take that pouncing bobble head doll! I'm still wondering how you people think Tea should die. SO READ AND REVIEW! It boosts my ego.