disclamer: i don't own the characters.that's jkr's. the song is kelly clarksons.there are HBP spoilers.

Lavender Brown had been sitting at her kitchen table with paper, a quill and a bottle of ink for sometime now, thinking of a way to start a letter to the bastard who left her for some other woman. Ron Weasley left her a that little know-it-all, Hermione Granger. Finally after about 15 minutes of thinking she found the perfect beginning.

Dear Ronald,

Here's the thing we started off friends

It was cool but it was all pretend

Yeah Yeah

Since you've been gone

You dedicated you took kthe time

Wasn't long till I called to mind

Yeah

Since you've been gone

And all you'd ever hear me say

Is how I pictured me with you

That's all you'd ever hear me say

Lavender paused for a moment thinking about how since Ron had been gone, now she could finally breathe again because they weren't snogging. 'Man he likes to snog way to much.' Lavender thought. She also thought about how that now that he's gone she gets the love of her life; Seamus Finnigin and he gives her anything she wants. She then continues with the letter.

But since you've been gone

I can breathe for the first time

I'm so movin' on

Yeah Yeah

Thanks to you

Now I get

What I want

Since you've been gone

Ron played her a love song to get her to go out with him. 'I can't believe I fell for that.' She thought. 'I also never heard him say how much he wanted to be with me. He always talked about Hermione.

How can I put it? You put me on

I even fell for that stupid love song

Yeah Yeah

Since you've been gone

How come I never hear you say

I just wanna be with you

I guess you never felt that way

"Hey Seamus?" Lavender yelled throughout her house.

"Yes dear?"

"Runout and buy me a fur coat."

Seamus sighed exasperately. "Yes dear. Fox or rabbit skin?"

"Fox. It's more expensive."

Dean sighed once more before apparating out of the house. Lavender smiled to herself.

But since you've gone

I can breathe for the first time

I'm so movin' on

Yeah Yeah

Thanks to you

Now I get

What I want

Since you've been gone

'He blew his chance by so hard he knocked it over an dyet he was actually complaining abo- well actually he was saying how great tossing me was and going out with Hermione was, but still- close enough.'

You had your chance you blew it

Out of sight out of mind

Shut your mouth i just can't take it

Again and again and again and again

She finished her letter with gritted heeth and signed.

With love,

Lavender

She tied her letter to her owl's leg and sent it to find Ron. The owl flew through Ron and Hermione's apartment window and landed on the table next to Ron's left arm. He took the note off and read it.

"She didn't move on. She was sobbing about you at graduation and she doesn't get what she wants." Hermione stated. She had been reading over Ron's shoulder.

Just then another owl came through the window. Ron got it. It read:

Dear Ron,

Since you've been gone

I can breathe for the first time

I'm so movin' on

Yeah Yeah

Thanks to you (thanks to you)

Now I get

I get what I want

I can breathe for the first time

I'm so movin' on

Yeah Yeah

Thanks to you (thanks to you)

Now I get (i get)

You should know (you should know)

That I get

I get what I want

Since you've been gone

Since you've been gone

Since you've been gone

With Love,

Lavender

p.s. Tell Hermione I do get what I want.

"She still doesn't get what she wants." Hermione said crossing her arms.

"Yes she does 'Mione. She hooked up with Seamus. He's always been a sucker for Lavender."

Hermione stared at him in shock.

"Honey what's wrong?" Ron asked nervously.

"You said Lavender and not her pet name, Lav."

"Yeah. The only reason I went out with her and called her Lav was to make you jealous and then maybe . . . just maybe you would go out with me."

"Well, it worked then didn't it?" Hermione said, walking over and sitting next to Ron.

"I guess so." Ron said in a sexy voice.

Hermione turned and put her arms around Ron's neck and leaned to kiss him. Ron put one arm around her waist and with the free one turned out the light.

You know I start out with a Lavender pissed at Ron fic and turn it into a Hermione/Ron fic anyway. The RHr fluff will never die.