School of Anime

Period 1: Social Studies with Saitoh-sama

By: HitokiriBattosaiess

Hello! An honorific represents something in my world. If I call someone "-dono" it means I absolutely love them, "-sama" means I think they're hot (except in Shishio-sama's case), "-kun" and "-chan" are for buddies, "-san" is probably for other people who I respect in an un-lovey way, and "-sensei" is just for Negi. So, that means that I think Saitoh is hot but don't absolutely love him. Just wanted to get that out of the way. Also my friends Anna and Melissa make a 3 second appearance here.

Onwards, to the land of Story!

Keni, Tatsumi, Aoshi, Soujiro, and Weevil walked into the classroom, pretty freaked out. "You can sit wherever you want, I don't care. I'm Saitoh, your social studies teacher. Today we'll learn about the five themes of geography." Soujiro's hand shot up. "Yes," Saitoh said, irritated, "What?"

"Weren't you a cop?"

"Yes."

"Why are you doing such a low paying job?"

"Shh," Tatsumi whispered, "Soujiro shut up…"

Souj turned towards Tatsumi, "Why are you telling me to be quiet?"

"If you ask one more question…" she threatened.

Souj stood up and got in Saitoh's face, "One more question: Why are your eyes so squinty?"

"Waahh," Tatsumi shrieked and began to throttle Soujiro.

At this precise moment, the PA went off, "This is your lovely principal, Shuichi Shindou. I forgot to tell you the school rules! There are 4 rules in this school:

No violence without a teacher's permission,

No anti-gay stuff,

There's no rules except for those, and

No breaking rule number three! (Yes it is stupid).

That's all! Oh, and if you break the rules, we can punish you however we want! That counts violence! OK, that's it," the PA went off.

"Ahem," Saitoh said to Tatsumi, "You're breaking a rule."

"Oh," she loosened her grip on Souj's little neck, "Permission to throttle Soujiro?"

"Fine, as long as you do it quietly."

"Wait!" suddenly Anna and Melissa appear. They begin to sing, "Tatsumi and Saitoh sitting in a car. Are they naked? Yes they are. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Saitoh with the baby carriage," then they disappear.

Saitoh stares at the spot where they were standing, uncomfortable and silent. Tatsumi's dropped Soujiro, and her jaw fell open. "Oh, an leave Soujiro alone now so I can teach," Saitoh said after being quiet for a minute. Tatsumi just stared ahead; her eyes all big, and nodded silently. Then, she sat down and put her head on her desk.

At this point, Saitoh turned around to write on the board. Weevil, noticing that Saitoh wasn't looking, crept over to Tatsumi to try and comfort her. "Hey Sugar Eyes," he said lovingly, "it's okay. Those people came out of nowhere and they don't know you so it can't be true. Can it?" Tatsumi lifted her head and glared at Weevil.

Even more unluckily for him, at that moment the oh, so hotness called Aoshi walked over. "What are you doing by Tatsumi?" Aoshi asked, giving Weevil an icy glare.

"Aaaahhhh!" Weevil screamed, noticing Aoshi, "Um, Mr. Tatsumi's Boyfriend Sir… I was trying to calm her down," he was obviously freaked out and nervous.

"First, I have a name, Aoshi Shinomori," Aoshi said, very pissed off-like, "and second, how exactly are you calming Tatsumi down?"

"Um," Weevil was at a loss for words, "I'm sorry Tatsumi's Boyfriend, er Aoshi, sir!" Weevil ran towards Keni who instinctively grabbed his collar.

"Hold it, Loverboy," Keni said, "I'm just gonna warn you: if Aoshi-sama catches you by Tatsumi one more time…" she paused for dramatic effect, and Weevil gulped, "It's off with your head!" Keni let Weevil go and he ran back to his desk as Keni laughed evilly.

Saitoh turned around and told them to copy everything from the board. Everyone except Tatsumi acted as if nothing had happened for the next five minutes and copied down the stupid notes. Then Saitoh said, "Tomorrow we'll begin to learn about feudal Japan and the Sengoku era. There will also be assigned seats." Then the bell rang.

In the hallway…

"OK," Keni said, "I have Negi-sensei next and some of us have to separate. Before that, I have to ask Kenshin something."

"Yes, Keni-dono? What is it?" Kenshin asked sweetly.

"What were you doing in gym?"

"That girl Mina managed to talk to me the whole time, even though they separate the girls from the boys," Kenshin replied, "It sounded like she wanted something from me." At that moment the second bell rang and they all separated and ran to their classes. -END OF SOCIAL STUDIES

Next Time: Periods 2 and 3, Language Arts/Reading with Negi-sensei. Featuring Katsumi, Tatsumi, Kenshin, Mina, Aoshi, Satoshi, Riku, Risa, and Yutaro. "Look forward to it please!"

Author's Note: … (speechless)

Note's to the reviewers:

Hitokiri of the Shadows- Sorry that I had to ask you to read part 0 but I was getting really desperate. Glad you enjoyed it!

purr-fit little angle- Thank you for reading! Truthfully, there are already 5 chapters after this one. They're all written by hand and sitting in a folder. So, I don't know when I'll be able to put in DBGT reference. Thanks for the suggestion. And yes, I am a fan and Dragonball Z is better than GT by a long shot! Anyway, I'll see what I can do but I don't know how long you'll have to wait.

Note: (Now that I can think of something.) Please review and I should be able to post more often now that school's out but I'm going to choir camp for a week so I'm not sure when I'll have access to a computer. You may have to wait a week or so. REVIEW! PRESS THE BUTTON! -HB