School of Anime

Period 4: Science Class with Kaiba-san and Homestar-kun, Part I

Hmm…. I was bored so I decided to type this that's all. Um, there's also reference to other stories that we've written (they're not on the site). I'll try to help out by adding notes.

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Last time (we do recaps now?): Tatsumi broke up with Aoshi and as she ran with tears burning her eyes, Weevil purses her, wanting to ease her pain.

Tatsumi continues running down the hall, not even knowing that Weevil is calling her. Just those words, "It's over," buzzing in her head! 'Why! Why did I do it? Oh yeah, I remember now…it's because I am a stupid little whore who cheats on really gorgeous guys cause hell knows why!' Tatsumi breaks down crying, on her knees, in the hall. Weevil finally catches up, but as tired as he is, he stays strong and rushes towards Tatsumi, panting.

"Tatsumi-dono! Please, stop crying…" he begs. She continues crying, as if she didn't hear him. "Please… it makes me sad too."

Tatsumi looks up at him and he is crying. 'Actually him, Regional Duelist Champ, Weevil Underwood, crying.' He wasn't wearing his glasses. She assumed they fell off or something. 'Without his glasses…his eyes are so pretty. Bright green, I could almost get lost in them. I've never thought this before, but at this moment, he looks pretty cute.'

"Oh, Weevil-kun…" she falls on him. "I- I-" she couldn't think of anything to say. Weevil holds her (this is getting scary, Katsumi thinks).

"Don't say anything if you can't. Just let everything else out." Then, she just explains the whole situation from breaking Kanryu's pencils (our first story, long ago) to getting arrested (um, yeah… we've written lots of stories) to now.

"So you killed the guy (Kanryu) just because he laughed at Shinomori for getting pecked in the head by an evil bird? That's deep."

'He is such a good listener,' Tatsumi thought, 'I'd keep going on and on, but I should be getting to science class.' She picks up her stuff and wipes her tears.

"Well Weevil-kun, I must be going to science now. Bye." Tatsumi turns to say more, but Weevil is really really flushed, like super red. It seemed he couldn't comprehend any words she said after that. So, she thanks him and runs off, feeling a little better.

"Wow… I actually, seriously, undeniably hugged my little Sugar Eyes!" Weevil sighed and then stalked right after her again.

Katsumi (hey, cool I'm finally in the story!), Kenshin, and Soujiro wait for Tatsumi by the science room, extremely worried.

"Didn't Aoshi-sama seem really depressed? I so wish I knew what happened!" Katsumi exclaims.

"I know…" Kenshin agrees, "Tatsumi-dono and Aoshi sure did look-"

Soujiro cuts him off with a punch to the side. "Look, here comes Aoshi-san." Aoshi trudges down the opposite side of the hallway, kind of mad. "Hey, let's go cheer him up!" Soujiro says, but before they could Tatsumi comes up pacing to Aoshi.

"Shinomori-san! I really hope we can still be friends, okay?" Tatsumi says happily. He looks amazed, like he didn't expect her to say a word to him for like ever.

"Okay. Let's go to science." They both walk in the room as if nothing dramatic ever happened. Everyone else stares in complete awe.

"Wha- what?" Kenshin stutters. Katsumi just walks in too, jaw still dropped. And Soujiro skips in as well.

The bell rings and they take their seats. Like this: (I tried)

Tatsumi - Aoshi - Yutaro Katsumi - Kenshin

Weevil - Soujiro - Daisuke Riku - Risa

Mina - Takeshi Satoshi - Keiji

Teacher's Desk Assistant Teacher's Desk

"Yutaro! Cutie!" Tatsumi tackles Yutaro. And he twitches. "Uh… hey wait! Why are you here, Cutie?"

He regains semi-consciousness and says, "Oh! Hiya, I'm here because… uh…"

Risa rushes up and shouts, "He's our mega adorable SCHOOL MASCOT!" Tatsumi totally digs it, but still being mad at Risa, she just walks away with her little Yutaro.

"You are my all-time fave cutie!" Soujiro gets mad. "I mean, ONE of my all-time fave cuties! Phew…"

"Sit down now! I'm your new science teacher, Mr. Seto Kaiba!"

Tatsumi sighs. "Wow, he's totally hot!"

"And this is-"

Suddenly, a puppet appears right next to him and asks stupidly, "Hey Kaiba, what am I?"

"An idiot?"

"No." The puppet then lifts one of its feet. "I'm standing on one foot!"

First, the class stares in silence. Then, they break into hysterical laughter.

Kaiba smacks him. Then Homestar still stares stupidly. Kaiba gets really mad and attacks.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Kenshin and Mina scream.

Katsumi sighs, "Oh, do as they say, not as they do, huh?" -end of part I

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Well, that was really surreal. I mean Kaiba and Homestar fighting, not the romantic stuff. I don't now how that got here. You can blame Tatsumi. Anyway, this one was really short so I'll try to put part 2 up soon. Review, people, review.

Next Time: Period 4, Science Class with Kaiba and Homestar, part 2, the conclusion! Kaiba vs. Homestar and is that… Makoto Shishio! Look forward to it please!