A.N. well… this was done due to my boredom so if you want to ignore this then go

on. And I forgot to tell that the characters will be out of their characters.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto because if they do, all the protagonists are going to

Die. Hahahaha! Bwahahahaha!… ooooops. Got carried away sorry.

Now to the story.


Again, they became silent until some one arrived. Accompanied by the 'poof' sound, a white haired old man appeared in front of Naruto. He was around his early fifties or so. " hey! How is my little apprentice?" the old guy said cheerfully as the smokes from the 'poof' slowly turning to nothing.

The old guy didn't got any answer from the blonde. " hey?" he leaned forward to see Naruto's face. "what's wrong with you?" he laid a hand on the blonde's head but he shrugged it off. It was then when he noticed a unfamiliar boy at the other side of the table. The said old man, Jiraiya, straightened his posture then asked the other boy, " so…" Jiraiya placed a hand on his chin while examining the black haired boy's features. "… who the heck are you?"

Sasuke stared at him for some seconds, he too was scanning the old man then he just gave him a "hn" as a answer. This made the white haired man a bit irritated but Naruto spoke, " he's a uchiha. The old guy took him in here to guard me." the blonde slowly put his foot to the floor, finaly, standing at the front of Jiraiya.

" a uchiha?" asked the old man and Naruto just nodded. " so, then his one of the last uchihas. I never have imagined that third would assign him."

" why are you here, ero-senin?" Naruto looked at the old guy tirely.

Jiraiya looked at the blonde, " I told you not to call me that!… but any way I'm just here to check on you." he said with a smile while rubbing his chin.

"cheh." Naruto narrowed his eyes. " you're only here to check on those naked girls." The blonde placed his arms at the back of his hear.

"wh-what are you saying! I-" he stooped, at the corner of his eyes, he saw Sasuke's eyes rolled. " look what have you don't, you insolent child! You put one of the great sannins in disgrace!" he pointed Naruto accusingly.

Sasuke lifted his gaze up to the old man. ' sannin? Did he really mean it? Was he one of the great sannin? No impossible… that can't be right! But… he did get in here with out me noticing it… maybe… perhaps…' he was lost in his thoughts but the loud noises that Jiraiya and Naruto made brought Sasuke in the 'real' world.

The day was finished with half of it was all about the fight of Jiraiya and Naruto while Sasuke made his report about how the day went through to them. Jiraiya didn't left Naruto so he let Sasuke go to the hokage and then to his house.

Night came, they have just finished eating their dinner. After Naruto cleaned the dishes he brushed his teeth, washed his face then went straight to his room and fell a sleep. Jiraiya was still there. He was going to get his futon on a cabinet but he felt some one was in the door. Again, for the second time at that day, Sarutobi went to the house at the temple.

Jiraiya went out to talk to the hokage, "don't you think it's about time… I mean letting Naruto out to see the world." He didn't stare at the old guy with white cape.

Sarutobi looked at him with amusement, " hmm." He smiled. " my… what a caring teacher you are." The hokage said not sarcastically but trying to pull out something else.

Jiraiya looked at the laughing old guy at his side, " don't take it wrong. I didn't mean it that way." He said as he tried to hide his happy side.

The hokage chuckled a bit, "if that suits you… anyway… I was really going to do that. That's why I assigned the uchiha prodigy to watch Naruto."

Jiraiya twitched, " don't you think it would be too dangerous? That boy is the brother of itachi plus he can't handle-"

Sarutobi cut in, " I know he could… besides it would be easy for Naruto to get along with a person with the same age."

The guy with red lines under his eyes shook his head, " that's why it's dangerous what if that 'situation' occurs? Could that boy do anything? Or may be he will be a victim…"

The hokage smiled, "I have already talked to Kakashi… he too would help on watching and guarding Naruto. I know even a bit… he could do so-" he felt some one was coming. " perhaps we could continue the talk some other time." To that he disappeared in mid air.

A familiar blond boy shove the curtains at the window, " oiii, ero-sennin." Naruto rubbed his left eye, " what are you doing out side? Playing hooky again… stop being a pervert…"

The old hermit faced Naruto, "what the hell are you talking about? And stop calling me ero-sennin! Why don't you go back to your sleep." Jiraiya turned to his heel and entered the house again. Then after some time they both sleep, Jiraiya in the living room and Naruto at his own room.


A.N. ok I know it sucks... what do you expect. r&r. all comments, suggestions, violent reaction,and questionsare
welcome.