"Excuse me!"

"I said, 'you are not coming!"

"I am coming!" Taun We glowered angrily at Qui-Gon. The other two Jedi stood nervously in the background, deciding to leave the young cloner up to the oldest of the three.

"No, you are not."

"Yes, I am!"

"Taun We," Qui-Gon ran his fingers through his long, graying hair. "Two Jedi Knights weren't able to overcome him without one dying, what makes you think a Kamioan with no fighting experience whatsoever could survive?"

"Three things. One: that incident was in an alternate universe. Two: One of the Jedi was a Padawan. And Three: he was killed by an eight year old boy!"

"Almost killed," corrected Anakin from the background. "I didn't quite kill him."

"You were close," Taun We turned her attention back to Qui-Gon.

"Either way, I'm coming."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am. I am coming and there's nothing you can do about it!"

"Taun We, I don't care if I have to tie you to your bed and leave you there without food for the entire duration of this mission, but you are not coming!"

"I am too! If you try to tie me down to the bed, well, then we'll have an extra bed along."

"I will not be responsible for your death! You are not coming!"

"I am coming!" I am, and you can't stop me!"

"No, you are not!"

"I will come and that's final!"

"You will not come and that's final!"

The other two Jedi watched in amazement. "I think," muttered Obi-Wan to his friend, "that our Master has finally found someone as stubborn as he is."

Anakin flashed him a grin. "We'll see. How do you think this'll turn out?"

"I'm going for Qui. As stubborn as Taun We is, he's had more chance to get more stubborn."

"So what?" demanded Boba suddenly from the couch where he was curled up. "He's old, big deal! I've never met anyone stubborner than Taun We!"

"That's more stubborn, kid," Anakin didn't event take his eyes off the argument.

"Whatever. Why are you calling me kid? It's your name."

"Huh?" Now both Jedi turned to the little boy, completely lost.

"Your name is Annie-Kid. So why are you calling me kid?"

Obi-Wan burst out laughing. "Shut up," retorted Anakin.

"Alright, Annie-Kid. If you say so."

Angrily, Anakin turned back to Boba. "I call you kid because you are a kid."

"Hey, I snuck away from the person who was supposed to be watching me, and found Taun We in all of Coruscant!"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"I'm not so much of a kid anymore!"

"And my name isn't Annie-Kid!"

"It isn't?" now Boba was confused. "Then what is it?"

"It's Anakin!"

"Anna-Kid?"

"No, kin, Anakin!"

"Anna-Ken?"

"I think we need to have his hearing checked," muttered Obi-Wan, but nobody heard him.

"Close enough." Anakin was struck with a sudden inspiration. "Hey, Boba? What do you think his name is?"

"Obi-Wobi Kenobi-obi," Boba answered promptly.

"And his?" Anakin pointed at Qui-Gon.

"Q-something-byebye."

Both Jedi laughed. "Qui-Gon Jinn," corrected Obi-Wan, sniggering.

"Huh?" asked Qui-Gon, momentarily distracted from the argument.

"I am coming!"

"Pie-go Jennie"

"No, you're not!"

"What about… Yoda?"

"Yes I am!"

"Soda?"

"No, you're not!"

"Mace Windu?"

"Yes I am!"

"Face's Window?"

No, you're not!"

"Ki-Adi Mundi?"

"Yes I am!"

"Key-Limeade Monday?"

"No, you're not!"

"Are you doing this on purpose?"

"Fine, be that way!"

"Yeah. Hey, it's fun!"

"Hey guys," Obi-Wan interrupted the two. "I think Qui-Gon just won."

"Told you!" cried Anakin gleefully.

Boba frowned. "Odd. He must be really stubborn."

"That, my friend," said Obi- Wan, "Is an understatement."

When I said it was going to get a bit more serious, did you actually believe me? This chapter is proof enough that it'll stay as insane as me. Hope you enjoyed it! Thank you, Seylin, Alley Parker, Kazza Ellenlome and Satra for reviewing.