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Varon Skips Breakfast?

It was yet another day over at the Doom headquarters and Raphael was sitting at the breakfast table drinking his coffee and reading a newspaper as usual. Amelda walked in half asleep but this time he looked worse than normal. Amelda had barely gotten up so he was still dressed in his pajamas and his hair looked like he'd been caught in a tornado. "Yes!"said Amelda as he threw himself in a chair "I got up an hour earlier and I should be able to get some food now!". Raphael glanced at his watch, back at his newspaper, and finally at Amelda. "You do realize it's the same you time always wake up right?"said Raphael "I don't know where you got the idea that it's an hour earlier". "What!?"shouted Amelda "So that means that the food is all gone again!?". "No there's still food"said Raphael as he motioned to a plate with eggs, sausages, and a few other things.

"Hehehehheh"laughed Dartz as he filmed Raphael and Amelda at the breakfast table "Amelda just found out that I changed the time on his alarm clock". Dartz was hidden behind a large plant in the corner but he decided that watching them eat wasn't really that much fun. "I need to do something until the real fun begins"chuckled Dartz "And I think I know what". Dartz slowly crept under the table where he promptly lit a match and slipped it into Raphael's boot. "Do you smell something?"said Amelda as he sniffed the air "It smells like-". "Hey don't try to blame it on me"said Raphael as he still kept looking at his newspaper "Hey.... is it getting hot in here?". Suddenly Raphael looked down and realized his boot was on fire. "HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"shouted Raphael as he got up and ran around the room like crazy "I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!". "Now that's what I call a big flamer"laughed Dartz as he jumped out from under the table and followed Raphael as he ran out the room. Amelda was still pretty sleepy so he just kept eating and thought nothing of what had just happened.

"BEEP, BEEP, BEEP"

Varon groaned and threw a pillow at his alarm clock since he didn't feel much like waking up. "What time is it?"muttered Varon as he slowly opened his eyes "WHAT!? It's already 7:30!? I'm missing breakfast!!". Varon's stomach growled right on cue so he knew that it was definitely time for him to eat so he got up and went into the bathroom. Varon squeezed some paste on his toothbrush and began to brush his teeth even though he could hardly even open his eyes. "I hope Amelda hasn't gotten up yet"thought Varon "He's skinny as a scarecrow but he eats almost as much as I do if he gets the chance". Varon finished brushing his teeth so he proceeded to wash his face. The cool refreshing water began to wake him up so pretty soon he was wide awake and he reached over for a towel to dry off his face. "Ahh that's better"said Varon as his vision came into focus "Now I'm ready to face the day, right handsome?". At that moment Varon looked into the mirror but when he did he got an unexpected surprise. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"screamed Varon at the top of his lungs "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!?"

Raphael eventually put the fire in his boot out and returned to the table to finish off his breakfast as if though nothing had happened. "So do you notice anything different?"asked Raphael as he poured himself another cup of coffee "Or are you still in dreamland?". Only then did Amelda realize that Varon wasn't at the table. "I should have known he wasn't here"said Amelda "This is the first time in almost a year that I haven't been forced to eat muffins". Amelda had nearly finished off all the food at that point and Raphael just raised an eyebrow. "How the Hell can the two of you eat so much and not gain weight?"asked Raphael "If I ate like the two of you do I wouldn't be able to fit through the door". Dartz was still laughing at the incident with Raphael so he decided that the time had finally come to unveil his latest and greatest endeavour.

"Goodmorning!"said Dartz as he walked into the room "And how are you three today?". Raphael and Amelda didn't expect Dartz to show up during their breakfast so they freaked out. "Master Dartz!"said both as they bowed down to him "What brings you here this morning?". "What?"said Dartz as hid his camcorder behing his back "I can't come in and say goodmorning?". Dartz looked around and innocently said "How come there's only two of you here? Where's that little glutton Varon?". "Varon never showed up to breakfast this morning sir"said Raphael as he slowly got up "He's usually the first one here though". "Hmm"said Dartz as he looked over at Amelda "And why are you still dressed in your pajamas? This isn't a slumber party". "Sorry Master Dartz"said Amelda "I accidently overslept which is probably what happened to Varon as well". Dartz just gave a sly smile and said "Well if Varon is asleep I saw we go and wake him up"

"How the Hell did this happen!?"said Varon as he stared at himself in a full length mirror "This can't be happening! It has to be some kind of nightmare!". Varon tried pinching himself but to no avail since he was obviously wide awake. He stopped for a moment when he realized someone was coming towards his room. "Varon!"shouted Dartz "Wake up! I'm not paying you to sleep in late!". "Oh crap!!!"shouted Varon "I can't let them see me like this!!". Varon immediately hid under his blankets and shouted "I'm sick so go away before you get sick too!". "Nonsense!"shouted Dartz "Open the door this instant!". "No!"shouted Varon "Get lost you crazy old coot and take Raphael and Amelda with you!". "Varon open the damn door!"screamed Amelda "Stop acting like a five year old!". "Get lost Princess Prettypants!"shouted Varon "I want to be left alone!". "Not to worry"said Dartz as he took out a key "I have a master key that opens any door". Dartz promptly unlocked the door but he took out his camcorder and started filming. "And here we have Varon's room which both looks and smells like a landfill"said Dartz "How a person can survive in here is beyond me". Varon was obviously hidden under the covers so Dartz zoomed in on him and said "And I guess we have Oscar the grouch hiding under there".

Amelda was pretty pissed off at Varon for calling him Princess Prettypants so he immediately went over and tried to pull the covers off of Varon. "Leave me alone!"shouted Varon "I'm sick!". "Well his voice does sound a little strange"said Raphael "Maybe he really is sick, after all he did skip breakfast". "Nonsense!"shouted Dartz still filming the whole thing "Now get over there and help him get that lazy bum out of bed". Raphael was big and pretty strong so he managed to pull the covers off of Varon who immediately panicked and curled up into a little ball in the corner. "Varon what the Hell is wrong with you!?"shouted Amelda as he pulled him by the hair and off of the bed. Amelda and Raphael were both stunned and Dartz just had a huge grin on his face while he got the whole thing on film. Varon was no longer a man........he had become a woman.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!".

After the shock of seeing Varon as a woman went away, Amelda immediately burst out laughing so hard that he fell on the floor. "Stop laughing at me!"cried Varon in a now female voice "This isn't funny!". Amelda couldn't even speak at that point and tears streamed down his cheeks as he lay there in an uncontrollable fit of laughter. "Amelda is actually laughing?"said Dartz as he got Amelda on film "Is the world coming to an end?". "And Varon!"said Dartz as he turned back to Varon "What are you going to do today? Go shopping? Get your hair done?". Dartz began to laugh, Raphael pretty soon began to laugh, and Amelda was laughing the entire time. Varon eventually burst into tears and ran into the bathroom which caused them all to laugh even more. "I wish I hadn't woken up today!"shouted Varon as he curled up into a ball.