Author's note: Sorry I haven't updated! But I was stuck studying for some pretty killer classes!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of the characters so don't sue me!
Dartz was having the best time of his life with Varon now as a woman and he kept thinking of more ways to humilate Varon. "Hmm so far I've made him dance, sing, play with a hula hoop, make a music video, and run on a treadmill"thought Dartz "But it's barely 11am and there's so many more hours in a day". "Varon are you okay?"asked Raphael as Varon lay sprawled out on the couch "You look pretty bad". "I've done enough freakin exercise to last me the entire year!"shouted Varon "How do you expect me to feel!?". "I'm surprised you can look at him without freaking out again"said Amelda "After all you got to see his-". Amelda was interrupted by Raphael screaming and having a traumatic flashback to what he saw before he ran out the room.
Amelda's cellphone suddenly began to ring so he picked it up. "Master Dartz? Why are you calling me?"said Amelda "You usually call Raphael". "Raphael isn't picking up for some reason"said Dartz "But that's not important, I want the three of you to come back to the conference room". Amelda hung up the phone and pushed Varon off the couch. "Master Dartz wants to see us again"said Amelda "So get up already!". "Screw him!"shouted Varon "I'm not going back there! He's probably gonna make me do something even worse this time!". "Get up!"shouted Amelda "Don't make me drag you back there!". "Just try!"shouted Varon as he grabbed onto the couch "I'm not moving!". Well a few minutes later Amelda was heading to the conference room with Varon slung over his shoulder. "This isn't fair!"screamed Varon "Why are you stronger than me now!!?".
"So why did you want me to come here?"said Mai as she sat in one of the chairs in the conference room "I've got other things to do". Dartz gave a smile, sipped his martini, and simply said "You'll see...it'll be quite an interesting experience". "Well it better not be a waste of time"said Mai "I've got an appointment to get my nails done later on today". "So do I my dear"said Dartz "I went to that lovely salon you recommended, they do such a fabulous job with my nails!". Suddenly the sounds of Amelda shouting at someone could be heard outside the door."Stop kicking me!' shouted Amelda "Just cause you're a girl now doesn't mean I won't kick your ass!". The door then flew open and Amelda walked in carrying Varon who was kicking wildly and attempting to get away.
"What's going on?"asked Mai as she saw the girl Amelda was carrying "Is this what you wanted to see?". "Mai's here?"thought Varon "I can't let her know it's me!". "Both of you take a seat"said Dartz "And where the Hell is Raphael?". "I couldn't find Raphael"said Amelda "He's traumatized because he saw something really disturbing". "Well who cares?"said Dartz as he gulped the last of his martini "Tell me my dear Mai,who does this stunning young lady in that delightfully tight velour suit remind you of?". Varon nearly had a heard attack as Mai looked at him suspiciously.
"She reminds me of a tramp in such an outfit"said Mai "No self respecting girl would wear something so tacky and out of season". Amelda burst out laughing and he smiled and said "Hey that's no way to talk about Varon's new girlfriend...he likes how she dresses". "His girlfriend?"laughed Mai "This tacky little tramp is Varon's girlfriend? Hahahaha! I see his standards are very low". "I am not a tramp!"shouted Varon "There's nothing wrong with what I'm wearing!". "Don't you find it a bit odd how Varon fell for a girl who looks like a female version of him?"asked Dartz as he pulled out his camcorder "It's quite unusual isn't it?". Varon was tempted to jump up on the table, run over, and kick Dartz and his camcorder into the next room, but he had to restrain himself.
Meanwhile poor Raphael was locked up in his room screaming and trying to get the image of a topless female Varon out of his head. "Why did I have to see that!?"screamed Raphael "WHY!!?".
Raphael just curled up in his bed in a fetal position, closed his eyes, and just tried to think of other things. "Motorcycles…uh my guardian cards"muttered Raphael "Uh…Amelda's stupid website where he rants and whines about every little thing…uh". Raphael kept trying as hard as he could but it was no use, so instead he sat up and turned on the tv in hopes of distracting himself. "The Home Shopping Network should be safe to watch" said Raphael "There now I can forget"
"Dartz is this really what you wanted me to see?"said Mai "If I wanted to see a tacky girl with bad hair I'd go visit Tea Gardener". "Why are you being so mean to me!?"asked Varon "I haven't done anything to you!". "Because I'm gorgeous that's why"said Mai "Plus I've got a killer sense of fashion...unlike you". Amelda could only laugh as poor Varon turned red, clenched his fists, and looked right at Dartz. "You'll pay for this Dartz!"thought Varon "I'll make you pay for everything you've done to me today!!!". "Well you're dismissed then" said Dartz ""After all I've got to get ready for my appointment as well". Mai promptly left and as soon as she was gone Varon couldn't hold it in any longer. "YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!"shouted Varon "Why did you do that!!?"
Dartz just chuckled and said "You're as insolent as ever my dear Varon"
Amelda just stood there with a big grin plastered on his face until Dartz turned to him. "Amelda stop smiling like that" said Dartz "It's weird and very scary". "I can't help it!"said Amelda "It's not everyday that someone calls Varon a tacky tramp". Varon's eye just began to twitch from the anger as he stared right at Amelda. Dartz was still having lots of fun but then he got yet another brilliant idea. "Humiliating Varon indoors is pretty fun" thought Dartz "But if I can get him outdoors I'm sure it would be even funnier!". Dartz cleared his throat and said "I want the two of you to go get Raphael and report back here in ten minutes". "Why!?"shouted Varon "So you can make me wrestle in pudding!?". "Hmm that's an interesting idea" said Dartz "But right now I've got a mission for you three so move it!".
"Yes Master Dartz!"said Amelda as he bowed down, grabbed Varon, and ran towards Raphael's room to get him. "Heh heh heh now what's a good place to send them?" said Dartz "A place with lots of people?". Dartz began to brainstorm since he only had a few minutes before they came back. "Hmm Hooters would be a good choice"thought Dartz "But I should save that for later". Dartz suddenly remembered Varon's favorite place so he decided to send them there. "Varon would usually be excited to go there" said Dartz with a cynical chuckle "But lets see how he feels about it now"