Author's note: Thanks for all the reveiws guys! I've been swamped with work but on with the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, any of the characters, Sesame Street, or any of the stores(if I did I'd be richer than Kaiba) :D
Hey Babe!
"What the Hell happened?"thought Raphael as he opened his eyes slowly and saw Amelda, Varon, and Dartz standing there staring at him. "Why am I on the floor?". "You fainted after Varon flashed those things at us!"said Amelda with a look of complete disgust "I never want to see those things again". "Yes they're like torpedos aren't they"said Dartz with a wicked chuckle "Varon might even be able to put someone's eye with them". "SHUT UP!"shouted Varon "Now I know you did this to me you dirty old pervert". Suddenly Raphael remembered the whole incident and yet again he started screaming since it was the second time he'd been forced to look at Varon's now female body. "I'M GOING BACK TO MY ROOM!"screamed Raphael as he suddenly jumped up and made a run for it "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME COME OUT!"
At that moment Dartz looked at his watch and realized that much to his horror he was already late for his appointment at the nail salon. "NO! Now I'm late and I'm not going to get the manicurist I want"shouted Dartz as his eye began to twitch "All because of you three morons". Amelda and Varon just stood there looking at Dartz like he was completely insane. "THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU THREE!"screamed Dartz "OFF YOU GO!". Suddenly Dartz snapped his fingers and Raphael, Amelda, and Varon vanished into thin air.
"Where are we heading?"screamed Varon as they traveled through some sort of weird vortex which spun them round and round like a washing machine "Please don't let it be Hooters!". "This is all your fault Varon!"shouted Amelda "If you hadn't flashed us then Raphael wouldn't have freaked out again!". "This is making me sick!"groaned Raphael as he clutched his stomach "Why is Master Dartz doing this to us?". "He's a sick old sadistic pervert that's why!"screamed Varon "Why don't you two ever listen to a word you say?". "It's hard to take someone who still watches Sesame Street even though they're a teenager seriously"said Amelda as he pointed at Varon "And don't deny it because I've walked in on you a few times!". "I wasn't watching it!"shouted Varon "I just like to channel surf and you always happen to walk in when Sesame Street happens to be on!". Varon kept quiet since he knew damn well that he had been watching Sesame Street...but that was his little secret.
"This will teach those fools not to keep me waiting" said Dartz as he went over and picked up his camcorder "It took me weeks go get that appointment!". Dartz was still pretty mad about the appointment, but then he realized that perhaps it had all happened for a reason. "Hmph I guess this is a good opportunity to follow them around nonstop"thought Dartz as he replayed some of the earlier footage he had gotten "After all this is the perfect chance to humilate those three and best of all it'll be on film". So Dartz closed his eyes, snapped his fingers, and was also on his way as well.
"Marik! Marik Ishtar!"shouted Ishizu as she walked down an escalator and noticed Marik was going up on the other "Wait for me at the top! We have to get you some new clothes!". The Ishtars, along with many others, were at the biggest mall in all of Domino since it had hundreds of different stores. "I'm not waiting for you"shouted Marik as he pulled out the Millenium Rod "There's nothing wrong with the clothes I have on!".
"Little brother did you forget you can't control my mind with the Millenium Rod?"said Ishizu as she reached the bottom of the escalator "Now once I get up there we're going to The Gap and you're getting something decent to wear for once!". It was always the same struggle each time Marik needed new clothes since he really hated shopping and usually Ishizu needed Odion to hogtie him in order to get him to the mall. "Dear Ra don't let her make it up here!" thought Marik "If you stop her somehow then I promise I'll be nice to everyone I meet from now on-er for the rest of the day". Suddenly a small vortex of some sort appeared directly over the bottom of the escalators and before anyone realized what was happening...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SPLAT THUMP THUMP
Raphael, Amelda, and Varon had fallen out of the vortex and their fall was broken by poor Ishizu. They were feeling pretty nauseous still from the vortex and the fall had only served to upset their stomach even more. "DEAR RA!"shouted Marik "My prayer was actually answered? But that doesn't mean I'm going to start being nice!". They all groaned and slowly began to get up and they soon realized where they were.
"Hey why are we in the mall?"said Raphael as he rubbed his neck "Is this where Master Dartz wanted to send us?". "The mall?"said Varon as he looked around and realized that Raphael was right "I can't be here looking like this!". Amelda just smirked since he realized why Varon was so afraid to be in the mall now that he was female. Varon usually liked to go to the mall just to stare at all the pretty girls and hit on them as well. Sometimes Varon even had huge groups of adolescent girls following him around since they thought he was so cute. Poor Amelda unfortunately though wasn't as lucky and he'd almost always end up getting hit on by guys who refused to believe that he was in fact male. "Lets see how much you like it when guys walk up to you and say "Hey babe!" said Amelda with smile "Now it's my turn to laugh at you!"
At that moment they finally noticed Ishizu sprawled out on the ground so Raphael helped her up even though she was still dazed. "Did anyone get the licence number of that truck?"said Ishizu as she struggled to stand "I think it was an eighteen wheeler...or maybe even a bulldozer"
The three quickly moved away before Ishizu went back to normal and realized exactly what had happened to her.
The three were also unsure of why Dartz had decided to send them to the mall. Luckily it was a place they liked anyways so they made the most of it. "Well we'd might as well split up like we always do"said Raphael as he thought of his favorite store "We can meet up by the fountain as usu-". Before Raphael even had a chance to finish his sentence, Amelda was already on the escalator leading to one of the upper levels and Varon was on one heading to the lower levels. So Raphael just shrugged and headed off to Brookstone to see if they had any more weird junk that he might possibly be interested in.
"Damn this stupid vortex!"screamed Dartz as he was spun around "I'm going to be sick in here!". Dartz had never really traveled via vortex and now that he had it would be the first and last time he did so. "What happened"thought Ishizu as she finally regained her composure "Why do I have a feeling that Marik was behind this somehow" Suddenly at that moment the vortex opened up and Dartz flew out of it at high speed and luckily his fall was broken as well...by Ishizu. "Stupid blasted vortex.."muttered Dartz as he stood up and checked to make sure he still had his camcorder "Now to find those three fools!". Dartz quickly jumped on the escalator and was on his way to look for them.
"This hasn't been my day..."groaned Ishizu who was still sprawled out on the ground "Sometimes I think Ra has cursed me...then again with Marik as my little brother I know it's true"
"Where can I hide?"thought Varon as he went down to the lower levels "What's a good place where no one in their right mind would ever go?". Varon thought for a few moments and finally he realized what to do. "I know" exclaimed Varon "I'll just follow Amelda! I doubt anyone would want to shop at whatever store it is where he gets his clothes!"