Author's Note: Thanks for all the reviews guys! Oh and Marick's Dark Slave, please don't get too mad about what I put it. It's all in good fun.
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Sexy Enemy?
"This is going to be the best day of my whole life!" thought Varon as he walked into Victoria's Secret with a huge grin plastered across his face "I'm going to go where no straight guy has gone before!". Indeed as soon as Varon entered he saw a sea of lacy, sexy, and very enticing lingerie and he immediately began to think naughty things. "Ooh I can just picture Mai in this"said Varon as he stopped and picked up a lacy pink bustier "Just thinking of it...whew! Did it get hot in here?".
Suddenly a salesgirl clad all in a black came up behind Varon and said "Would you like to try that on?". "Huh?"said Varon as he suddenly snapped out of it "Try what on?". "That bustier"said the salesgirl as she at Varon from head to toe "It looks like you're in need of one...am I correct?". Varon's female body was a bit too sexy for his tastes and what made it worse was that he wasn't wearing the appropriate undergarments. "What?" said Varon as he turned a bright shade of red and stammered "I can't try that on! Uh...I don't know my size!".
"Oh no problem!"said the girl as she suddenly pulled out a tape measure and put it around Varon's chest "It looks like you're a 36D!". "36D?"exclaimed Varon who couldn't believe just how "gifted" he was now "That's huge!". "This one should fit"said the salesgirl as she grabbed a bustier "I'll take you to a dressing room". So before Varon knew what was going on, he was being dragged off to a dressing room against his will. "Why don't things ever go the way I want them to?"thought Varon as the girl dragged him off.
Varon was used to always staying outside and pressing his face against the window along with all the other perverts. Unfortunately he didn't realize that on this particular day he got the attention of the two perverts who were currently spying on all the girls.
"Mmm that brown haired girl in the velour suit is hot!"said Tristan with a huge goofy grin "I'd like to take her out sometime". "Not before me ya are!"said Joey with a huge grin on his face "I'm gonna get a date with dat cutie before ya!". Joey and Tristan were the two resident perverts in front of Victoria's Secret. In fact they had gotten into a few fights with Varon over the best viewing spot.
"I'm gonna wait here til she comes out" thought Tristan confidently "There's no way she'd be able to resist me once I turn on the charm". "I'm gonna wait right here" thought Joey with a big creepy grin plastered across his face "Dat cutie's gonna go out with me once I show her just how charmin' Joey Wheeler can be". So they both remained glued to their spots just waiting for the "cutie" to reappear.
"Now my mindslaves you'll do as I say!" said Marik as he pointed the Millenium Rod at a group of people. Marik didn't just go to the mall for fun, he also went since it was a great place to find new mindslaves. He then took out a few blank nametags, handed out some pens, and said "Now all of you write "Marik's Dark Slave" on your nametags!". The current group of mindslaves consisted of men, women, a few old geezers, and the giggly little teenage girls who usually loved to follow Varon around. "Now put on those nametags!"commanded Marik as he brandished the Millenium Rod over his head "I don't want anyone to get seperated from the group and end up at the Lost and Found!". The group immediately obeyed and put on their nametags as Marik walked around to check .
"Excellent!" said Marik as he personally inspected each one and made sure they had a nametag "Wait! What in Ra's name is this?". There was one person in the group who put "Marick's Dark Slave" on their nametag, and this was enough to shock Marik. "How dare you misspell my name?"shouted Marik as he ripped it off, stomped it, and pointed the Millenium Rod at the person "That's it! You can't be my mindslave!". He then freed the person who was pretty confused since the last thing they remembered was sitting peacefully on a bench before everything went black. "Now the rest of you follow me!" shouted Marik as he began to lead the way "The Pharoah is here and it's my duty to push him down the escalator so I can become the new Pharoah!"
"So how's everything going in there hon?"asked the woman attending the dressing room at Victoria's Secret "Does that bustier fit?". "Uh...I don't think I'm going to get it" said Varon who was just sitting in the corner of the dressing room "I don't like the color!". Varon had spent his entire time just sitting there since there was no way in Hell he was ever going to put on a bustier. "I'm supposed to be spying on the sexy girls"thought Varon as he looked at himself in the mirror "Not trapped in a dressing room with some crazy woman asking me if my bustier fits!".
"Well that bustier also comes in black"said the woman "Would you like to try that one instead?". "No!"shouted Varon as the tossed the bustier out of the dressing room "I don't want to try it on no matter what color it comes in!". He then ran out of the dressing room and began to head out of the store. "This was a complete waste of time"muttered Varon as he looked at his watch "I'd might as well start looking for Amelda again".
"And here we have Varon acting like quite the little diva" said Dartz who filming the whole thing while hiding under a table where the perfumes were displayed "But that'll soon be over as soon as he steps outside". Dartz had overheard Joey and Tristan's mindless ramblings about a sexy brown haired girl in a velour suit, so he immediately realized who it was. Suddenly a group of girls wearing very short miniskirts walked up to the table where Dartz was and began to look at all the different perfumes. "Change of plans" thought Dartz to himself as gave a perverted smile and placed the camera at a strategic angle so he could look up their skirts "Yes this is much more entertaining!"
Joey and Tristan's eyes lit up when they saw Varon heading towards the exit. "Yes here she comes!" blurted Tristan when he saw Varon "Heheh look at how she jiggles when she walks!". That was the last thing Tristan said, since the following moment Joey kicked him in the head and knocked him unconscious.
"Now dis cutie's gonna be all for me!"said Joey as he ran a hand through his messy time "And now it's showtime!". Joey then ran directly in front of Varon, flashed a smile, and said "Hey dere cutie, I'm Joey what's your name?". "WHAT THE HELL?"shouted Varon "What are you hitting on me for Wheeler?". "Oh so ya've heard of da great Joey Wheeler?" said Joey with a confident smile as he ran his hand through his hair again "I'm one of da best duelists around!". Varon suddenly realized that Joey didn't know it was him and he didn't want to blow his cover. "Get the Hell away from me!"shouted Varon as he turned away "I'm not interested!"
Suddenly Amelda staggered up to where Varon was, looking as if though he had just run a marathon. "Can't...take...another...step" said Amelda as he struggled to catch his breath "Need...to...rest". "Amelda!" shouted Varon as he looked at his friend "Where the Hell have you been?". Amelda couldn't even talk and he simply collapsed close to where Tristan was.
At that moment Tristan woke up and when he looked over, his breath was taken away. "Such beauty!" exclaimed Tristan as he saw the redheadkneeling right next to him "My name's Tristan! Andwhat's your namebeautiful?". The next thing Tristan felt was a fist crashing into his face and everything quickly went dark yet again."No one calls me beautiful"growled Amelda as he pulled himself up "And anyone who does gets my fist in their face!". Amelda then staggered off in another direction and Varon quickly followed him since he didn't want to be left alone.
Some sudden screams were heard coming from the Victoria's Secret and suddenly a group of women emerged from the store holding someone.
"And stay out of here you dirty pervert!" shouted a salesgirl at Victoria's Secret as she and several other salesgirls tossed Dartz out of the store "You're not welcome here!". One of salesgirl caught Dartz sticking his camera up her skirt, so they all grabbed him and beat him up. "Well your legs are hairy!"shouted Dartz as he pulled himself off of the ground and made sure his camcorder was still working "If you rub your legs together you could start a fire!". He then muttered something under his breath and headed towards the escalator.
Joey was completely smitten with the lovely brown haired, blue eyed girl in the velour suit who oddly enough reminded him of someone, was he wasn't quite sure. "Dat's da most beautiful and sexy girl I've seen today" sighed Joey as he thought of female Varon"I'm not gonna rest til I get her number or my name's not Joey Wheeler!". Suddenly his stomach growled really loud. "First some grub, den I'll get her number!" said Joey as he ran off to the foodcourt.