Author's Note: Thanks to everyone for reviewing! Varon is just a glutton(like Joey) so no matter how much he eats he doesn't get sick :) Ahh I would have updated earlier but I have evil teachers who give way too much homework!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, any of the stores, or any of the songs/cds so don't sue me:D
Flushdance Part 2
"Oh I hate stomping these stupid lemons" growled a girl wearing a too tight t-shirt and a ridiculous looking red, yellow, and blue hat that made up her uniform as she bounced up and down "Every single pervert in the mall stops to watch!". Indeed there was a group of men ranging from snot-nosed pre-teens to dirty old men. "Tell me about it!" said another girl wearing the same thing as she also stomped lemons "And why the Hell is that guy over there filming us?". "Mmm these corndogs certainly are quite good" said Dartz as he held a corndog in one hand and his camcorder in the other "But not as good as watching this". Dartz knew Varon liked food so he figured he might find him in the foodcourt, but now he got sidetracked and completely forgot all about his search. "Hmm I have a feeling I was supposed to do something" thought Dartz as he took another bite of his corndog "Well I guess it was nothing important"
"Your mission if you choose to accept it would be this" said Ishizu as she took out a manila envelope and handed it to Raphael who still needed money "It's going to be a very dangerous mission". Raphael couldn't believe that the person who was offering him money was none other Ishizu Ishtar. He had no clue what Ishizu wanted him to do, but Raphael could only fear the worst after what he, Amelda, and Varon had done to her earlier.
"I bet it's something horrible" thought Raphael as he cautiously opened the envelope "Then again can anything be worse than some of the things Master Dartz makes us do?". Much to Raphael's surprise the envelope contained nothing more than a picture of a blonde haired teenage boy with violet eyes, gold jewelry,more eyeliner than most women, and a white bellyshirt. "I guess crossdressing is more common than I thought" said Raphael to himself as he glanced down at the picture "But is he part of the mission?. "That's my little brother Marik and it'll be up to you to take him down" said Ishizu as she looked up at Raphael "He has to be stopped before he tries to push the Pharoah down the escalator". Raphael twitched with anger for a moment when he realized someone else was after the Pharoah. "If anyone's going to push the Pharoah down the escalator then it's going to be ME!" thought Raphael as he continued twitching from the rage "This boy is a good as dead!". "Good so we have a deal!" said Ishizu who already knew that Raphael was going to accept thanks to the Millenium Necklace "You'll recieve your money once you handle Marik". She then promptly walked off and Raphael was left with the picture of Marik.
"You're going down!" thought Raphael as crumpled the picture of Marik in his hand and ran in the direction of the nearest escalators "And the best part is I'm going to get money for this even though I'd have done it for free"
CRASH
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF THIS CD!"screamed Tea as she pushed Amelda backwards into a display full of discount Britney Spears cds "IT'S MINE!". "NEVER!" shouted Amelda who was still holding on to the cd as he struggled to get up "I need this more than you!". Amelda quickly got to his feet, gritted his teeth, tightened his grip on the cd, and this time swung Tea around and around as fast as he could. "This should work on her" thought Amelda to himself "After all it works everytime Varon tries to take the remote control" "Stop that!" screamed Tea as she still held on to the cd "I'm getting dizzy!". "Okay anything you say" said Amelda with a sarcastic smile as he suddenly came to a stop "Is that better?". The sudden stop caused Tea to finally let go and she stumbled backwards and crashed right into a display of 99 cent cds. Amelda then ran as quickly as he could towards the register with the cd in hand. "I'm almost there!" said Amelda as he approached the register" Just a little-"
POW
Before Amelda knew what was happening, he was tackled by Tea who had pretty much gone crazy at that point. "What the Hell?" said Amelda when he looked back and realized that Tea had been the one that attacked him "Oh crap! She went nuts!". Indeed Tea had a look of complete and utter insanity in her eyes and a maniacal expression on her usually friendly face. " GIVE ME THAT CD!" screamed Tea as suddenly pulled off her belt and wrapped it around his neck "OTHERWISE I'LL HURT YOU!". To show Amelda that she meant business, she suddenly tightened the belt and began to choke him. "I-don't have it!" blurted out Amelda as he thought quickly and struggled to keep the insane girl from choking him to death "I don't know where it went!". "What?" said Tea as she suddenly snapped out of it and let go of the belt "You don't have the cd? Then where did it go?". "I think I dropped it when you attacked me.." said Amelda as he quickly removed the belt from around his neck before she went nuts again "It must be somewhere on the ground". Tea then got up and began to retrace Amelda's steps in hopes of finding the lost cd. "That was close.." said Amelda as he quickly got up and pulled out the cd which had been hidden under him the entire time "I'd pay for this and get the Hell out of here!".
"An den afta duelisht kingdom" said Joey with his mouth full of half chewed corndog and some mustard dribbling down his chin "Den I ent on oo 'attle city"
Varon just cringed and felt his stomach churn since for the past few minutes he had been forced to watch Joey stuff five corndogs into his mouth(at the same time). "This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" thought Varon as a wave of nausea washed over him and he clutched his stomach "I've seen animals with better manners!". Joey quickly swallowed the corndogs and began to inch closer to Varon. "Dose eyes..dat hair..dat bod!" thought Joey to himself as he admired Varon from head to toe "She's one of da prettiest girls I've eva' seen..plus I think she likes me too". Joey kept getting closer and closer to Varon, while Varon moved further and further away til he reached the end of the bench. "If I were back to normal I'd beat the daylights out of Wheeler!" thought Varon to himself "But as long as I'm stuck like this I can't let anyone know it's me!". Varon's train of thought was interrupted when Joey lost his grip one of the corndogs and it landed on Varon's lap and splattered mustard everywhere. "Ooops sorry bout dat" said Joey as he nonchalantly reached over, picked up the corndog, and took a bite of it "Say did ya want a bite?"
"Keep your corndogs to yourself!" shouted Varon as he suddenly pushed Joey backwards and away from him "You're the most disgusting person I've ever seen!". Varon had had all he could take and Joey's corndogs had only helped piss him off even more. "Aww you don't mean dat do ya babe?" said Joey with a hurt look on his face in a lame attempt to score some sympathy(and something else) "It was just an accide-". Before Joey even had time to react(or finish his sentence) he saw Varon's foot flying towards him and the next thing he felt was excruciating pain. "Oops it was an accident" said Varon as he looked down at Joey with an innocent look on his face "Just that and nothing more". Joey had been maced, punched, and kicked by lots of girls over the years, but never by one as hot as this one. "Y-y-you k-k-kicked me in da-"cried Joey in a high pitched voice as he curled up on the ground grabbing his crotch "I-I-I'm so flatte-mmmph!". Once again Joey was unable to finish his sentence since Varon quickly knelt down, picked up one of the corndogs, and shoved it in Joey's mouth. Varon was pretty satisfied at that moment so he simply walked off, but not before shouting "Maybe this'll teach you to keep your corndogs to yourself Wheeler!"
"What the Hell is wrong with all the shoe stores in this stupid mall?" fumed Mai as she went up one of the escalators "They don't have black stilleto heeled boots! And the ones that do pretend they don't!".
Mai had searched in every single ladies shoe store in search of the same boots Yami had worn earlier, but so far no luck. "Am I cursed not to have the shoes I want?" screamed Mai at the top of her lungs not caring who heard her "Whose soul do I have to steal to get those boots?". Suddenly she felt someone tap her on the back so she quickly spun around. "I know exactly how you feel" said Yami with a sigh as looked down at one of the shopping bags he was holding "I bought some boots, but they're not as tall as I want". "It's bet it's because I'm so beautiful!" huffed Mai as she put her hands on her hips "I can't help being so beautiful, so talented, and so fashionable!". "Hmm I wonder if that's the reason why I can't find the boots I want?" said Yami as he pondered Mai's words "Well for now I'd settle for those boots". They both quickly reached the top of the stairs but when they did...they saw it.
On this particular floor stood a massive store called "Pirates Boot-E" and they sold nothing BUT boots of every size, style, and color. "Can it be?" exclaimed Yami as his eyes opened wide and he dropped all of his shopping bags "Sweet Ra it is!". Suddenly without any warning Yami and Mai joined hands and began to salsa dance from the sheer happiness. "A store with nothing but boots!" shouted Mai excitedly as they danced up a storm in front of the store"Now I can get my black stilleto heel boots!". "Thank you Ra!" shouted Yami as he and Mai continued dancing back and forth in front of the store "Now I'll finally be able to get black platform boots that are at least 12 inches high!". Yami and Mai were so happy at that point though that they just continued dancing like two idiots,instead of actually going into the store.
"Ugh I'm so damn sick of this cd!" muttered the pink haired girl working the register at the music store as Amelda handed her the cd "And those guys over there are really getting on my nerves!"
"Look at your watch now! You're still a superhot female! You've got your millon dollar contract!" shrieked Pegasus in a voice loud enough for the entire music store to hear "And they're all waiting for your hot track! Whatcha waitin, Whatcha waitin, Whatcha waitin for?". Pegasus was now dancing as if though he had watched one too many aerobics videos since all he was doing was bouncing around. "I can't wait to go back to Japan, get me lots of brand new fans" sang Bakura with his eyes closed as he gripped his headphones "Osaka, Tokyo, You harajuku girls..damn you got some wicked style!". Bakura was still the best singer in the group, but right now it seemed as if though he actually believed that he was performing on a stage. "Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock" sang Mako at the top of his lungs in a voice almost as bad as Pegasus "Take a chance you stupid ho!". Mako was now dancing as if though he had seen the movie 'Flashdance' one too many times...which was not really a pretty sight.
"If you don't like your job then quit and stop complaining about it" muttered Amelda as he looked around to make sure Tea hadn't come back "Now how much is this cd?". The pink haired girl couldn't believe what Amelda had just said to her, so she decided that she was going to make him pay. "Cd?" said the pink haired girl as she suddenly gave a wicked smile "What cd are you talking about?". "The cd you're holding in your hands!" growled Amelda who was starting to get pissed off "Now how much is it?". "Oh this cd!" said the girl in a sarcastic tone of voice as she suddenly tossed it into one of the aisles in the back "Oops my bad!". A sudden girly cry was heard somewhere in the aisle and Amelda's eyes opened wide when he realized who it had probably hit. "No! She can't have that cd!" shouted Amelda as he suddenly burst into a dash towards the aisle "Not after she tried to strangle me!". When Amelda finally reached the end of the aisle he was shocked, disgusted, and scared when he realized what had actually happened. "Oh what was that?" groaned Pegasus as he rubbed his head and looked down to see what hit him "I wonder what-OOOH! A copy of L.A.M.B! I've been wanting this cd for months!". Pegasus then picked up the cd and happily ran towards the register as quickly as he could. The evil pink haired girl quickly took the cd, scanned it, looked at the register and said "That'll be 12.34 please". "Keep the change!" said Pegasus as he put a 20 dollar bill on the counter and happily took his cd "This has certainly been the best day ever!"
"THAT WAS MY CD!" shouted Amelda as he ran towards the register and tried his best not to strangle the pink haired girl "I'm going to-". "You can't do anything to me! Otherwise I'll call security" said the pink haired girl with an smug grin on her face "Besides I'm a girl so you can't hit me!". "No but I can!" shouted Tea as she suddenly charged towards the girl and began to choke her "How could you sell it to someone else? I WANTED IT!". Tea was so enraged(and temporarily insane) that within seconds the pink haired girl was unconscious, so Tea just let her drop to the floor. "Hmph! That's also for the time she made fun of me for buying that Kylie Minogue cd" said Tea as she went back to normal, climbed down the counter, and turned around "Hey what are you looking at?". Amelda stood there staring at her with a look of complete and utter disbelief plastered across his face. "Weirdo" said Tea as she just shook her head and headed back into one of the aisles as if though nothing had happened. "I feel weird.." said Amelda as he felt his cheeks burn as he remembered what he had seen "I think I need a drink!". He then quickly ran out of the store as quickly as he could.
"Damn why does that stupid Marik kid have all those people with him?" muttered Raphael as he followed Marik and his mind slaves at a fair distance "Who are they anyways?"
"Where is that blasted Pharoah?" shouted Marik as he looked in every direction possible while his army of mindslaves followed him"I haven't seen him once today!". "We know Master Marik" said all the mindslaves in unison "You haven't seen him today". "SHUT UP! No one told you to speak" shouted Marik as he stopped in his tracks and the Millenium Rod glowed "Just for that you're going to slap yourselves!". Suddenly all of the mindslaves raised their right arm and began to slap themselves across the face while Marik just smirked."I could just push him down the stairs" thought Raphael as he observed Marik "Or should I just steal his soul?". Raphael was still trying to decide which would be the best approach to taking out Marik, when suddenly something got his attention. "THE PHAROAH!" shrieked Marik at this top of his lungs when he looked to the upper level "THERE HE IS!". Mai and Yami were still busy dancing from the happiness of their discovery, despite the fact that they still hadn't set foot in the store. "The Pharoah!" said Raphael when he realized what Marik had seen "I have to make my move soon!". Marik's eyes glistened with glee when he realized that Yami was not only distracted, but he was extremely close to one of the escalators. "Now's my chance!" shouted Marik while his mindslaves still continued slapping themselves "Soon I'll be the new Pharoah!". Before Raphael even had time to react, Marik had already run halfway up the escalator. "Oh no you don't!" shouted Raphael as he ran towards the escalators "I'm not going to let you-What's that?"
At that moment a vortex appeared directly over the escalator and before anyone knew what was happening, it began to shoot things out. "WHAT IN RA'S NAME IS THIS?" screamed Marik as he was suddenly hit in the head with various small objects such as pillows, dvds, and books "Is this a joke?". Suddenly some shopping bags flew out of the vortex at high speed and fell directly on Marik and knocked him backwards. "AHHHHHH!" screamed Marik as he tumbled down the escalator and fell to the bottom "Why is this happening?". "My bags!" shouted Raphael who was completely overjoyed at that moment since he felt like he was being reunited with a loved one "I thought I'd never seen them again!". Raphael just stood there and watched as the bags continued flying out of the vortex and crashing right into Marik who was now sprawled out on the ground. "Make it stop!" groaned Marik who at this point was seeing stars after repeatedly being pelted with shopping bags "Mindslaves do something!". The mindslaves were still busy slapping themselves so there was no way they could rescue Marik. Suddenly the shower of bags stopped and Marik slowly sat up and rubbed his head. "Must...kill...pharoah" groaned Marik as he struggled to stand up "Must...get...wait do I hear 'Livin La Vida Loca'?". Before anyone had a chance to answer, a lone blender suddenly flew out of the vortex, hit Marik in the head, and knocked him unconscious. "I knew that blender would come in handy" said Raphael as he walked around gathering up all of his bags "I just never thought it would double as a weapon".
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" cried one of the girls at the corndog stand when Dartz somehow found his way behind the counter "Get out of here!".
Dartz was getting tired of having to buy corndog after corndog in order to get a view of the girls up close, so he decided to do the next best thing. "Me?" said Dartz who was busy zooming his camera in on the girl's tight shirt "Why I'm supervising...". "Get out of here you dirty pervert!" shouted the other girl at the corndog stand "Don't make us hurt you!". "Yes and how do you propose to hurt me?" said Dartz as he began to zoom in on the other girl's shirt "With corndogs? Believe me after living to be 10,000 years old absolutely nothing can stop me!". "Oh yeah?" shouted the girls as they suddenly reached under the counter and pulled out a hose "You asked for it!". Suddenly before Dartz knew what was going on, he was being sprayed with fresh squeezed lemonade. "MY EYES!" shouted Dartz as the girls mercilessly soaked him from head to toe "IT GOT IN MY EYES!". He then ran out of the corndog stand at full speed, but he ended up crashing into a wall and knocking himself unconscious. "Yeah!" shouted the two girls at the corndog stand when they saw what had happened "He'll think twice before pulling that again!". They then went back to stomping lemons for the lemonade, but they noticed that no one was watching them since all of the usual perverts had vanished for some reason.