Author's note: Thanks for all the reviews guys! Ahh I felt so bad about not updating the last chapter(it was just sitting there) but like I said my evil teachers seem think that I just live and breathe homework!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of the characters so don't sue me:)
Amelda's Adventure
"Do you think he's alive?" said a little boy with super messy brown hair as he looked down at Dartz who was still sprawled out on the floor after running into a wall "I think he's dead!".
The boy was accompanied by two other little boys who were equally curious about the strange man. "Why is there yellow water around him?" asked a little boy with blonde hair as he nudged Dartz a bit with his shoe "Did he pee in his pants?". The yellow water was in reality nothing more than the lemonade Dartz had been squirted with, but they didn't know that. "He peed in his pants!" said a little boy with messy red hair as he pointed at Dartz "I bet he's a bed wetter too!". "I didn't know adults peed in their pants" giggled the brown haired boy "Hey why don't we poke him?".
So the boys wasted no time in starting to poke Dartz with some sticks left over from the corndogs that people ate. Dartz's camera was nearby and it was still working so the whole incident and everything the boys said was being filmed.
"Right now I'm so happy to have my things back that nothing else matters!" thought Raphael as he finished gathering the last of his shopping bags "Can this day get any better?"
Marik was still out like a light and at that point the mindslaves had all vanished since Marik's control over them was broken when he lost consciousness. Suddenly Raphael heard someone clapping and when he turned around there stood Ishizu. "The mission was a success thanks to you" said Ishizu who had seen the entire thing "The Pharoah is safe, Marik is under control, and you even freed the mindslaves". Ishizu then handed Raphael an envelope before walking over, grabbing Marik by the collar, and dragging him off towards the escalator. Raphael cautiously opened the envelope, but instead of money he found a note
'Dear Raphael,
I sincerely appreciate you helping me stop my evil little brother in yet another one of his stupid schemes for global domination. I know I promised you money, but thanks
to the help of a random observer(Lets call him R. Raptor...wait' that's too obvious, I'll call him Rex. R) it was brought to my attention that you're the one who crushed me earlier and possibly gave me a concussion. Well
I'm not one to back out on a promise, so here's something else I think you'll enjoy that's as good as money: a gift certificate to the corndog stand. Enjoy! Love Ishizu'
"What?" said Raphael as looked in the envelope and found the certificate which was good for ten corndogs "But I wanted money!". Raphael just sighed, stuffed the gift certificate into one of the pockets of his trenchcoat. "I guess I could sell it to Varon or something" thought Raphael as he pouted like a five year old "I should be able to get at least ten dollars for it".
"Raphael!" suddenly cried a shrill female voice which was not only loud, yet oddly familiar. Raphael turned around just in time to see Varon running towards him and nearly crashing into him. "What do you want?" asked Raphael who at that point had forgotten about the earlier "incident". "Can I please hang out with you?" whined Varon as he looked pleadingly at Raphael "I'm sick of being hit on by that stupid Wheeler!". "Sure, but long as you're here I've got something that might interest you" said Raphael as he suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out the gift certificate "You like corndogs right?". "Corndogs?" shouted Varon who had a sudden flashback to the incident with Joey "I don't know if I'll ever want to eat corndogs ever again after what I saw!". "Damn...maybe I can sell it to Amelda" thought Raphael as he and Varon began to walk "He's bound to have some money".
"This day has got to be one of the worst days of my life" thought Amelda to himself as he looked at the empty soda cups that sat on the table "And worst of all I'm still thirsty!".
So far Amelda had drunk somewhere between eight to ten sodas and luckily his bladder hadn't exploded at that point. "I guess it's time for another soda" said Amelda as he stood up and walked over to buy another one "Maybe after this one I won't be thirsty". He calmly walked through the foodcourt and noticed Varon's favorite place in the entire foodcourt. "If I had to dress like them I think I'd shoot myself" thought Amelda to himself as he walked by the corndog stand "They look absolutely ridiculous". Amelda never suspected that the girls at the corndog stand were thinking the exact same thing when they saw him. "If I ever had to dress up like that guy I think I'd shoot myself" said one of the girls as she put some corndogs in the deep fryer "He looks even girlier than me". They both then snickered and continued frying up junk food.
Amelda continued walking and he happened to pass by the spot where Dartz lay and completely failed to notice the three boys poking and prodding his boss. "Hey I'm going to stick his finger in his nose!" giggled the brown haired boy who was the youngest of the three "That way it'll look like he's picking his nose!". He quickly grabbed Dartz's hand, pulled out his index finger, and shoved it up his nose. "Ewwww! He's picking his nose!" shouted the blonde haired boy who was the oldest of the three "He's nasty!". The three boys then quickly picked up the corndog sticks and were about to poke Dartz once again when it happened...
"LEMONS!" shouted Dartz as he suddenly jumped up(with his finger still in his nose) "LEMONS EVERYWHERE!". At that point the three boys nearly wet their pants from fear, and ran away as quickly as they could. Dartz was still pretty disoriented so when he saw a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead running off into the distance he could only assume who it was. "What in blazes?" said Dartz when he realized his finger was up his nose for some reason "HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME?". He immediately began to think of ways to get even with them for what he believed they did. "When I get my hands on them" growled Dartz as his eye began to twitch violently "I'm going to kill-AHA!". At that moment Dartz noticed that Amelda was heading in his direction with a soda in his hand. "Amelda never likes to smile..." said Dartz as he extended his arm "But after this I'll certainly be smiling!"
"I can't believe they just had diet soda" said Amelda with a disgusted look on his face "Blech..who in their right mind drinks-".
Amelda had been so busy complaining about his soda that he failed to notice a vortex appearing over him. Before he realized it, he was sucked into it, and he didn't even to take a single sip of his soda. "There's nothing like the sweet taste of revenge" said Dartz as he walked over, picked up the soda Amelda had left behind and took a sip "Hmm diet...well I am trying to watch my figure after so many corndogs". Dartz then went over, picked up his camcorder, and took a seat at a nearby table so he could enjoy his diet soda in peace.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Amelda at the top of his lungs as he spun round and round in the washing machine-like vortex "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN?". Amelda didn't even want to think about where he'd end up, but hopefully it would be back home and away from all the craziness. Suddenly the spinning came to abrupt stop, the vortex opened up, and Amelda was tossed out at high speed onto the ground. He groaned, opened his eyes, and realized that he had fallen into what looked like a boxing arena. Suddenly a huge spotlight came down on Amelda and he got a better view of the place. "What the Hell?" said Amelda as he looked up and realized that indeed it was an arena of some sort "Why am I here?".
"Ahh it seems we have a challenger!" suddenly said a man who was obviously a referee as he noticed Amelda standing there "Now we can begin!". A huge cheer rose up from the crowd and another man dressed in a tuxedo came over, picked up a microphone, and began to speak. "In this corner we have some girl who wants to challenge the champion" said the man as he pointed to Amelda before pointing to the other side of the arena "And in that corner we have our reigning champion, please welcome: The Slamazon!". "The Slamazon?" said Amelda as he tried to remember where he had heard that name before "I know I heard that name but where?". At that moment a purple haired woman about the same size as Raphael appeared on the opposite side of the ring. "You're going down you candyass!" shouted The Slamazon as she climbed up on the ropes "So say your prayers!" "AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Amelda when he finally remembered that he had seen her tons of times before since Raphael and Varon always loved to watch female wrestling "WAIT I'M NOT EVEN A WO-!". At that moment The Slamazon jumped off the ropes, landed on Amelda, and completely smothered him.
"Mmmmmmmffff!" cried Amelda as he was trapped under the massive woman with no hopes of getting out alive. "You want more?" said The Slamazon as she stood up and realized that Amelda was actually still conscious "Then I'll give you some more!". Before Amelda knew what was happening, The Slamazon grabbed him by the hair and tossed him up into the air like a rag doll. The crowd went wild and they cheered like crazy and chanted "SLAMAZON! SLAMAZON!". "Someone save me!" screamed Amelda at the top of his lungs as he sailed through the air and down towards the arena "I don't think I can take much more of-". Before he even had a chance to hit the ground, he found himself in a headlock and could only pray that she didn't snap his neck like a twig. "I'll break you in two you pretty little sissy girl!" sneered the Slamazon as she tightened her grip "Any last words?". At that point Amelda's face was turning purple and his tongue was sticking out of his mouth since he couldn't breathe anymore. "I-I-I'm a man!" suddenly shouted Amelda with the last of his strength as he prepared for the worst . The Slamazon burst into laughter and said "Yeah that's a good one! You a man? Hahahahah!". At that moment she tossed Amelda down on the ground, quickly ran over to the ropes, and prepared to slam him into the ground yet again.
"I guess wrestling isn't staged after all..." thought Amelda to himself as he coughed and struggled to recooperate from the last attack "I never thought I'd die like this...". "It's been real fun you candyass sissy girl" said The Slamazon as she stood at the top of the ropes "But now it's time for me to finish you off and keep my title". She then jumped off of the ropes and sailed high into the air preparing to pulverize Amelda as soon as she landed.
POW!
The entire arena shook as The Slamazon came down full force and crushed Amelda like a bulldozer. "1, 2,3,4,5" shouted the referee as he did the final countdown to see if Amelda would get up or if The Slamazon was the winner "6, 7,8,9,10, and the winner and still reigning champion is The Slamazon!". "Yeah!" shouted The Slamazon as she quickly got up off of Amelda and waved at her thousands of fans "I'm number one!". Amelda was still alive despite everything and he just coughed weakly and pulled himself up. "I-I-I-I think I have" stammered Amelda who was completely dazed and disoriented and bumped right into The Slamazon "Broken bones". "Broken bones?" said The Slamazon as she suddenly grabbed Amelda by the leg despite the fact that the match was over "I'll give you broken bones!". She then spun him round and round like and tossed him high into the air. Suddenly at that very moment another vortex opened up and sucked Amelda into it.
"Hey I'm going to stick his finger into his nose!" giggled the brown haired boy on the tape as Dartz replayed it "That way it'll look like he's picking his nose!"
Dartz was busy replaying all of the footage he had gotten so far and he finally got to the part with the three little boys. "So it wasn't those three idiots?" said Dartz as he took another sip of the diet soda "Oh...well I like torturing them and I think Amelda should be done right about...now!". Right on cue a vortex appeared overhead and shot Amelda out at full speed. Amelda fell to the ground with a loud thud and Dartz quickly got up and began to film him. "So Amelda you've just been beaten by The Slamazon" said Dartz with a wicked smile on his face as he zoomed in on him "What are you going to do next?". Amelda was pretty badly bruised and beaten, but Dartz was honestly surprised that he had actually survived the whole ordeal.
"I-I-I-I..." groaned Amelda as he struggled to talk since Dartz had the camera about two inches away from his face "I-I'm going to the emergency room".
Amelda then passed out and Dartz quickly stood up and decided to go look for Raphael and Varon even though he knew they were innocent. "The plan for revenge I thought of is too good to just discard" thought Dartz as he headed towards the escalator "Besides I'm sure those idiots have done things that I'm not even aware of".
"Hey look!" said the little brown haired boy as he noticed Amelda laying on the ground "We can poke her!". The three little boys were still hanging around in the foodcourt since they had nothing better to do. "That's not a girl!" said the little red headed boy "I think that's a guy!". "How can that be a guy?" said the blonde haired boy with a confused look on his face "He's pretty". "Well it is a guy" said the red headed boy as he poked Amelda with a corndog stick "Even if he's showing his bellybutton".
"Who cares what it is?" said the brown haired boy as he poked Amelda in the leg "I just want to poke someone!".