Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, any of the characters, Hello Kitty so don't sue me:D
Author's Notes: Thanks to everyone who reviewed my story! Sorry the updates have taken so long but I'm currently stuck in summer school so that's slowing me down a bit.
Stark Raving Mad
"Yami where are you?" shouted Tea as she walked around the mall in search of the sexy pharoah "Why does he always disappear?".
After nearly committing murder at the music store, Tea decided to resume her search for Yami. So far she had checked on all the floors and asked several people but nothing so far. Suddenly she noticed a boot store so she decided to check. There was nobody inside the boot store, except for some guy dressed as a pirate. Aside from the fact that he was dressed as a pirate, the guy was kinda weird since he was muttering something about "boot obsessed maniacs". Tea had a feeling she knew who he was talking about so she asked him if Yami had been there. The pirate confirmed that not only had he been there but he had been there with an equally crazy blonde bimbo. "A blonde bimbo?" shouted Tea who was suddenly overcome with jealousy like no other "NO! She can't have him! He's mine!". Tea immediately raced out of the store with a look of murder in her eye. There was no way she was going to let some bimbo get HER sexy pharoah! "Arr..." said the pirate salesman as he looked at Tea run off like crazy "Why are the pretty ones always so crazy?"
"Do you need anything while you're down there Amelda?" said Varon mockingly as he peered under the bench where Amelda was currently hiding " Strawberries? A kitty maybe?"
After having convulsions for nearly half an hour, Amelda finally calmed down. He was still pretty traumatized though so he decided to take refuge underneath a nearby bench. Now he was curled up in a fetal position and trying to forget the horribly cute Strawberry Hello Kitty."Strawberries?" gasped Amelda as he had a sudden flashback to the plushie "Strawberry... kitty... STRAWBERRY KITTY! AHHHH!". Amelda's screams were so loud that several people stopped and looked around but weren't sure where it was coming from. "This is just ridiculous" said Raphael as he knelt down, grabbed Amelda's leg, and pulled him out from under the bench "You're an adult but you're acting like a child!". Amelda turned several shades of red when he realized that Raphael was right. He then pulled himself off the ground and dusted himself off. This was something he definitely wanted no one to remember later on.
Varon just snickered as he snuck up behind Amelda and held the plushie in hand. How anyone could be afraid of such a cute thing was beyond him. Suddenly he took the plushie and tapped Amelda on the shoulder with it. The moment Amelda turned around he found himself once again face to face with Strawberry Kitty yet again. That cuteness combined with the yummy scent was just too much for Amelda, so he did the only thing he could do.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A few seconds later Varon was lying facedown on the ground howling from the laughter. Not only had Amelda screamed like a sissy girl, but he also ran off like one too. "That..." laughed Varon as tears streamed down his cheeks "That was too much!". "I used to think that Master Dartz paid me to babysit both of you" said Raphael as he just looked down at Varon and shook his head "Now I know he does". The three little boys were also on the ground laughing like crazy. "Did you see the way he screamed when he saw that kitty?" laughed the redhead boy "He's a big scaredy cat!". "Not like you though" said the blonde boy "You're an ever bigger scaredy cat!". At that moment the little brown haired boy went over, picked up the kitty, and tapped the redhead on the shoulder. "I'm not a scaredy cat!" shouted the redhead before he turned around to look "I'm-AHHHHHHHH!". Before long the young redhead was also running at full speed while screaming at the top of his lungs. Now there were two redheads on the run, two brunettes laughing like crazy, and two blondes wondering why they hung out with such idiots.
"My head..."groaned Kaiba as he woke up and found himself lying on the ground for some reason "Wait-The trenchcoat where is it?"
Kaiba quickly stood up and realized that he was still at Trenchcoat Inferno, but the place was trashed. He remembered seeing a beautiful black trenchcoat on a mannequin but everything after that was a blur. Now he just rubbed his head and wondered why the entire place was trashed and where the trenchcoat had gone. "Mr. Kaiba are you alright?" said some salesmen as they suddenly ran up to Seto. "Hey only I can ask him that!" shouted Roland who had regained consciousness as he ran up to Seto "Mr. Kaiba are you alright?". "I know I wanted a black trenchcoat.." said Seto as he continued rubbing his head "But where did it go?". At that moment Roland and the salesmen began to mumble something. It almost sounded like they said "crossdressing trenchcoat thief" but he wasn't quite sure.
"What are you saying?" said Seto as he frowned and folded his arms over his chest "I don't understand". The all just sweated nervously and once again began to mumble the same thing. Seto was beginning to lose his patience since he wanted a straight answer. "Hey Seto!" said Mokuba as he suddenly skipped up to him holding a corndog "Want a bite?". "Not now Mokuba!" snapped Seto whose only concern at that moment was the trenchcoat "Now where the Hell is that trenchcoat? I want an answer now!". "You mean that black trenchcoat you were fighting over?" said Mokuba as his corndog dripped ketchup on the ground "That crossdresser won the fight so he took it". "WHAT?" screeched Kaiba as he suddenly grabbed Mokuba so hard that he dropped his corndog "WHAT DID YOU SAY?". "Hey!" shouted Mokuba as he looked at the corndog on the ground "I only got to take one bite of that!". Seto suddenly regained his memory of the fight with Amelda and he felt rage like no other.
"How dare he take that coat?" screamed Kaiba as he spun around and then pointed at Roland " Find him and get that trenchcoat back!". "Yes sir!"shouted Roland as he quickly ran out of the store. "Stupid crossdressing trenchcoat thief!" screamed Seto as he stomped his foot "When I find him he'll pay!". Seto then ran out of the store like crazy and knocked down anyone foolish enough to get in his way.The salesmen were about to breathe a sigh of relief...but then they realized something. "Wait...he didn't actually buy any trenchcoats today!" shouted the salesman in the lime green suit "Wait Mr. Kaiba come back!". All of the other salesmen also ran out of the store and cursed the crossdresser who caused so much trouble. There was one person though who was happy that Amelda had caused trouble. "If it weren't for that crossdresser I'd still be broke and hungry" though Mokuba as he pulled Seto's wallet out of his pocket "I think I'll get another corndog and some fries too!". Mokuba then happily skipped out of Trenchcoat Inferno and headed back up to the foodcourt.
"Yes this is certainly the life" said Dartz as he sipped a martini while being carried on the shoulders of his newest followers "Now why can't my other minions ever do this for me?".
After seeing Dartz breakdance , the ravers were convinced he was the coolest thing ever. They were also so impressed with his dancing skills that they also crowned him their "King of Dance". Then again after seeing him spin on his head for half an hour, there was no way they could afford not to. Now they vowed to follow him around wherever he went...at least til someone took his title away. Either way Dartz was enjoying having his butt kissed by these new minions, even if they were crazy glowstick wearing, glitter loving, high as a kite, strangely dressed weirdos. "Hmm they're almost like the minions I already have" thought Dartz as he pulled out his camcorder once again "Well minus the glowsticks". "Where to now King Dartz?" said the pink haired girl who was leading the pack of ravers "The nearest bar? Another rave?".
"Take me back to the mall" said Dartz as he checked all the footage he had gotten so far "I have some unfinished business to attend to". The pink hair girl then blew a whistle she had, pulled out two glowsticks, and began to point them in the direction of the mall. The other ravers just nodded and began to follow her down the street while carrying Dartz. "Well I've just became a king for the second time" said Dartz as he zoomed in on the pink haired girl "Now who wants to be my queen?". "Me!" suddenly cried several groupies as they practically threw themselves at Dartz "Pick me King Dartz!". "This is the happiest day of my life" sniffed Dartz as he wiped a tear from his eye "Thank you Great Leviathan!"
"Yami! Where are you?" screamed Tea as she traveled up an escalator still in search of the Pharoah "You and your bimbo can't hide from me!"
Tea was so filled with rage at that point that she planned to beat the blonde bimbo accompanying Yami on sight. She was thinking of ways to torture her when she heard a horrible sound so she looked over to see what it was. At that moment Pegasus was coming down the escalator in the opposite direction. He was still listening to his new cd while singing at the top of his lungs and shaking his butt like crazy. It was absolutely the most horrible thing Tea had ever seen so she had no choice but to run up the escalators to get away. Unfortunately as she reached the top of the stairs, some moron was coming down the wrong way. They both collided, ended up losing their balance and tumbled down the escalator.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"What the Hell were you doing?" screamed Tea as she pushed the guy off of her "Are you crazy?". Amelda just groaned, sat up, and rubbed his head since he could no longer remember why he had been running. "Look lady I don't even know why-" shouted Amelda who didn't like to have some stranger shout at him "You again?". At that moment he felt his face turn completely red from the embarassment. When Tea realized who it was, her face also ended up turning the same shade of red. They both quickly stood up and just stared at each other in disbelief. "Why do you keep showing up wherever I go?" said Tea once she snapped out of it "Are you stalking me?"
"What?" shouted Amelda who couldn't believe what he was hearing "Who do you think you are? I wouldn't waste my time-WHAT THE HELL?"
"This trenchcoat should have been for Mr. Kaiba!" shouted Roland as he tugged at the back of Amelda's trenchcoat "Now I'm going to take it back to him!". "The Hell you are!" screamed Amelda as he tried to pull away from Roland "This trenchcoat is mine!". Roland had a pretty tight grip on the trenchcoat though so Amelda couldn't really get away. "Okay I guess he gets into fights with everyone" thought Tea as she looked at the ongoing struggle "It reminds me of someone...but who?". At that moment Seto ran up to them and also grabbed on to the trenchcoat. "Good work Roland but I'll take over from here!" said Seto as he gave Amelda an evil grin "Now it's payback time!". The once again began to fight like crazy and at one point Seto nearly tore the trenchcoat off of Amelda. Amelda knew that he had won the fight and that the coat was his, but he was losing once again and only a miracle could help him.
POW!
An object of some sort suddenly flew out of nowhere and struck Seto in the head. So once again the great Seto Kaiba just toppled over and fell to the ground. Roland just gasped in disbelief and was going to help his boss, when he too was struck in the head. Upon closer inspection Amelda realized that they had both been struck with shoes...platform shoes. "I guess you couldn't win a fight if your life depended on it huh?" said Tea as she walked and retrieved her shoes "It's kinda sad if you think about it". She then put her shoes back on and was about to resume her search for the Pharoah when she saw it...
"You know I really enjoyed shopping for boots with you" said Yami as he and Mai headed down the escalator "We should do it again"
Yami and Mai looked absolutely happy even though they were struggling to carry all of their bags. Tea had never seen Yami smile in a way like that and she could only guess why. It never occured to her that the only reason Yami was so happy was because he had tons of new boots. "Well we can do it anytime you want hon" said Mai as she flipped her hair over her shoulder "You have my number". "So Mai's his bimbo?" growled Tea as she began to grind her teeth from the rage "Well not for long!". Yami and Mai finally arrived at that bottom of the escalator and that's when it happened...
"You bimbo!" screeched Tea as she suddenly lunged at Mai and knocked her down "How dare you try and steal Yami from me?".
Tea then began to punch Mai like crazy, but was thrown backwards by a sudden kick to the chest. "Bimbo?" screamed Mai who had put her new platform stilleto boots to good use "No one calls me a bimbo!". Mai then lunged at Tea and before long both of them were punching, clawing, kicking, screaming, and hissing like a pair of alley cats. Amelda could only stare in disbelief at just how crazy and violent their fight was. Meanwhile Yami had quietly picked up his bags and snuck off to another floor. There was no way he wanted to be around in case Tea won the fight. The fight finally ended after Tea managed to get one of her shoes off and knock Mai unconscious with it. "There!" said Tea as she quickly stood up and dusted her hands "Yami? Yami where are you?". She looked around for a moment before running off in a random direction. Meanwhile Amelda just stood there and brought a gloved hand up to his burning cheek.
"Why am I feeling this way about her?" said Amelda as he stood there watching Tea run up the escalator "Maybe I got a concussion during the fall"
It was not everyday he ran into a girl as crazy and possibly homicidal as Tea. There was just something about her that made him feel strange...although he wasn't quite sure what it was. His train of thought was broken by a sudden scream and some anguished wailing behind him. "WHAT! You like girls?" screamed Tristan who had been planning to try and hit on the beautiful Amelda once again "NO!". Tristan then screamed, pulled his hair, and ran off crying like a little sissy girl. Amelda just shook his head in disgust, stepped over the unconscious Mai,and got back on the escalator.