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Author's Notes: Thanks again to everyone who read and reviewed my story! As a little thank you, I decided to put this chapter up sooner than expected. So I hope you guys like it :).
Cutie Pie
"Where is he?" snarled Marik as he went up an escalator trying to get a better view of the mall "Where's the Pharoah?"
After clobbering Ishizu, Marik had spent all of his time searching for the Pharoah. He stopped a few people along the way and asked them but so far no luck. Why? They were all complete idiots. The first guy he stopped was some dopey looking blonde who was stuffing himself with corndogs. The guy was absolutely disgusting since he kept mumbling something with his mouth full. Apparently he was looking for a fruity pie or something like that. The second person he found was some guy hiding behind a trashcan. He looked really freaked out then again how could he not? He was a pink haired guy in a purple suit wearing a ruffled shirt in the middle of a mall. In Marik's book that was a recipe for disaster. The guy just muttered something about being robbed by a "big baboon" and nothing else. The third person Marik stopped was a blonde bimbo wearing a black bustier, purple shorts and a vest, and some black boots. She was pretty badly beaten up though and just kept muttering something about losing her boots. Marik was about to wonder why he had even stopped a blonde bimbo, but then he remembered he was a blonde as well.
When Marik reached the top of the escalator he found another person standing there. It was some tall skinny redhead guy wearing a black trenchcoat, a cutoff lavender tanktop, and two red belts. "Finally!" thought Marik to himself as he walked towards him "Someone who looks and dresses like a normal person!". Amelda seemed pretty distracted but soon he felt someone tap him on the back. He cautiously turned around fearing the return of a certain feline, but to his relief it was just some guy. The guy had had blonde hair, gold jewelry, tons of eyeliner, and a he was wearing a white bellyshirt."Why the Hell is he wearing gold jewelry and eyeliner?" thought Amelda as he looked down at Marik "And people say I dress weird". "Excuse me" said Marik as he pulled a picture out of his pocket "Have you seen this person?". The picture in question was of Yugi eating a big messy looking burger that was dripping sauce on his lap. Apparently Varon wasn't the only one who couldn't eat without dripping something on himself. "Yeah I saw him" said Amelda as he pointed in the direction of the floor below them "He was down there a few minutes ago". "Hahah you can't escape me now Pharoah!" laughed Marik as he quickly ran over to the escalator and began to run down it "I'll find you now for sure!". "Now what was I thinking about?" said Amelda whose train of thought had been interrupted by Marik "Oh well I guess it was nothing important". He then shrugged his shoulders and decided to look for Raphael and Varon.
"Man..where'd dat cutie pie go?" said Joey as he held a corndog in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other "She's gotta be somewhere around here"
After easily defeating Tristan, Joey decided to claim his prize. Unfortunately the cute mysterious brunette girl was nowhere to be found. He decided to search in all of the womens clothes stores. Unfortunately that didn't prove too helpful since he got kicked out of all the stores. It all happened when Joey wasn't able to find his cutie pie in any of the stores. He decided that maybe she was in the dressing rooms. So he snuck into the dressing rooms and decided to check. After getting screamed at, kicked, punched, and tazered, he would get tossed out of the store. The salesgirls at Victoria's Secret were the toughest of all since they all beat him and dressed him in lingerie before throwing him out. Joey swore he'd never set foot in that store again...although he did plan to peek in the windows. After so many beatings, Joey decided that he needed to refuel so he made yet another trip to the foodcourt. On his way back from the foodcourt he was stopped by a group of weirdos. "Huh?" said Joey as a pink haired girl ran up to him "What do ya want?".
"And here we have Varon's biggest admirer" chuckled Dartz as he took out his camcorder and began to film Joey "It's funny how gluttons are always attracted to each other"
If Varon was a disgusting glutton, then Joey beat him by a long shot. His ice cream cone was currently melting and dripping on his shoes while the corndog dripped mustard. "King Dartz wants to have a word with you!" said the pink haired girl as she pulled Joey towards Dartz "Right your highness?". Dartz nodded and gestured for the ravers to put him down. He then walked up towards Joey and continued to film the young man. "Why so sad my child?" said Dartz in a pretty creepy tone of voice "Are you dreading the horrible case of indigestion you'll have in awhile?". "No...it's just dat-" said Joey who was kind of weirded out the fact that this guy referred to him as a child "It's just dat I'm lookin for dis girl". "Ahh is she a lovely young brunette" said Dartz as he tried his hardest not to laugh "Wearing a velour suit perhaps?". "What?" cried Joey as his eyes widened from disbelief at what he was hearing "How'd ya know dat?".
"My child I know everything" chuckled Dartz as walked back to the ravers who immediately picked him up again "I have an answer to everything!". "So do ya know what's in these corndogs?" said Joey as he held up the corndog "I've always wanted ta know". "Sorry but even I don't know that" said Dartz as he looked down at Joey "But I can answer any other question". "Um..ooh I got one!" cried Joey who was thinking as hard as he could "What's dat cutie pie's name?". "Good question" chuckled Dartz as tried his hardest not to laugh "That lovely young woman is named Varon...a". "Varona?" said Joey before sighing dreamily " Dat's a beautiful name for a beautiful girl!". "My and what's this?" said Dartz as he pointed to something in the distance "I think fate is smiling on you right now". Joey quickly looked in the direction Dartz had pointed to and that's when he saw what he was talking about.
"Amelda!" cried Varon as he and Raphael searched for their temporarily insane friend "Amelda where are you?"
So far Raphael and Varon had searched under all the benches and still no luck. They then decided to look in Hot Topic but still no sign of Amelda. They decided to start asking around but no one had seen Amelda. Although several people had seen a girl who matched Amelda's description. They followed all the leads they had gotten and still no sign of him. Now they could only hope that he'd appear on his own or they'd be forced to leave without him. "Where the Hell could he be?" whined Varon who was already pretty tired "He should have turned up by now!". At that moment Varon heard some rapid footsteps behind him which he assumed belonged to Raphael. The moment he turned around though he immediately regretted it. "Hey dere cutie pie!" said Joey as he nearly collided with Varon "Did ya miss me?". "WTF? Don't you get it?" screamed Varon who was already tired of this "I DON'T LIKE YOU!".
"Aww c'mon gimme a chance!" said Joey as he gave Varon a big cheesy grin "Please Varona?". "V-Varona?" sputtered Varon who thought that Joey had figured out the truth "How did you find out Wheeler?". "Dat doesn't matter" said Joey as he suddenly grabbed Varon's hand and kissed it "All dat matters is dat I think you're beautiful and I love ya". Varon immediately pulled his hand away from Joey and began to run as quickly as he could. Varon was freaked out since he believed that not only had Joey found out the truth but he was actually in love with him! This was too much! "Wait come back!" cried Joey as he began to run after Varon "I can't live without ya!". "You're sick Wheeler!" screamed Varon as he continued running like crazy "Stay away from me!".
Varon had almost reached an escalator when he accidently slipped on something and fell on his face. He groaned and looked over and looked over to see what he had slipped on. "A glowstick?" said Varon as he picked up the neon green glowstick "WTF?". "I only threw one glowstick and he actually slipped on it" thought Dartz as he held his camcorder in one hand and several glowsticks in the other "What are the odds?". "Nice throw King Dartz!" said the pink haired girl and the others who were amazed by Dartz's throwing skills "That was cool!". Varon's fall had caused him to lose valuable time and surely enough Joey caught up with him. "Don't worry Varona" said Joey as he quickly pulled Varon off of the floor "I'll love you no matter what!". "SOMEONE HELP ME!" screamed Varon at the top of his lungs "HE'S CRAZY!". "You didn't think you'd get away that easily did you Varon?" laughed Dartz as he filmed the entire thing "Nothing can save you now!".
"This is all Varon's fault" thought Raphael as he went up the escalator "He knows how much Amelda hates that cat".
So far Raphael still had no luck in finding the crazy redhead. He did run into the little blonde and brunette boy though. Apparently they were also still looking for their little redhead friend. Raphael then heard some hysterical girly screams as he approached the top of the escalator. When he reached the top of the stairs he was surprised to find Varon screaming while Joey Wheeler was grabbing his leg. "What the Hell is going on here?" shouted Raphael who couldn't believe that Varon was goofing off yet again "Somebody better explain!". Joey and Varon immediately looked over and saw Raphael standing there looking pissed off.
"Raphael!" shouted Varon happily as he pulled away from Joey and ran next to Raphael "It's all his fault he keeps bothering me!". Raphael then frowned and began to walk over towards Joey whose eyes were nearly popping out of his head. Raphael was twice the size of a normal man and his muscles looked like he'd stuffed bowling balls in the sleeves of his trenchcoat. "So you like bothering people?" said Raphael as he stood in front of Joey and cracked his knuckles "Well I'll just have to teach you a lesson then". "L-Look I dont want any trouble" stuttered Joey nervously as he backed away from Raphael "I-I'll leave!". Joey then turned around and ran off as quickly as he could since he didn't want Raphael to break all of his bones. "That was great!" shouted Varon who was happy that Raphael had saved him "You're the-Ow!". "Save it for later" said Raphael as he grabbed Varon's arm and pulled him in another direction "Right now we have to find Amelda". "Oww!" whined Varon as Raphael dragged him along "You're hurting me!".
"And Raphael helped a damsel in distress" chuckled Dartz who had filmed the entire thing "I guess this makes him Varon's knight in shining armor".
"Hey King Dartz can we ask you a favor?" said the pink haired girl as she looked up "Can we take a break? We're tired". The other ravers nodded since they were getting kind of hungry/thirsty/sober. "You'll take a break when I say you can!" shouted Dartz as he crossed his leg "After all I'm the King of Dance!". "You the King of Dance?" said a voice from somewhere "That's a laugh". "WHAT?" screamed Dartz who couldn't believe someone was questioning his title "WHO SAID THAT?". All of the ravers just looked at each other with a confused look. They all then stared at the pink haired girl but she looked just as confused as they did. Suddenly they all looked down and that's when they saw the person who'd said it.
They were all a bunch of weirdos but nothing could have prepared him for this guy. He had big spiky tri-colored hair, wore a black sleeveless shirt and leather pants, and a choker with a buckle on it. Oddly enough he was still pretty short despite the fact that he was wearing the tallest platform boots any of them had ever seen. "Who the Hell do you think you are?" said the pink haired girl as she put her hands on her hips "No one questions our King!". "Dispose of that midget!" said Dartz as he snapped his fingers "Toss him down an escalator!". "NO!" suddenly screamed Marik as he ran out of nowhere waving the Millenium Rod over his head "If anyone's going to throw him down the escalator then it'll be me!".
"Hmph I still don't see why anyone would think you're a king of dance" said Yami with an amused look on his face "You're over ten thousand years old!". "Don't hate me because you can't be me!" said Dartz with a confident smirk on his face "It's not my fault these weirdos made me their king". "Well only until someone challenges you" said the pink haired girl as she looked up at Dartz "If someone beats you then they'll get your title". "Yes I'm aware of that" yawned Dartz who was bored that she was stating the obvious "But it's not like anyone will beat me anytime soon".The ravers then once again began to move towards Yami in order to toss him down the escalator. They weren't able to get to him though since Marik jumped in front of Yami to keep them away. There was no way he was going to let them throw the Pharoah down the stairs since that's what he wanted to do.
"Stay back you freaks!" shouted Marik as he held out the Millenium Rod "Don't make me use this on you!". The ravers didn't listen to him and were about to kick him out of the way when the Millenium Rod began to glow. Immediately all of the ravers stopped in their tracks and began to slap themselves. "Hey stop that!" shouted Dartz when he realized what Marik was doing "Only I have the right to make my minions hurt themselves!". Marik just laughed though and continued making the ravers slap themselves silly.
"All right I see where this is going" said the violet eyed Pharoah with a confident smirk as he stood behind Marik "I know exactly what I have to do". "And what pray tell is that Pharoah?" said Dartz as he looked down at the Pharoah "Make my hair look as hideous as yours?". "No..." said Yami with a slight chuckle before looking straight up at Dartz "I challenge you to a duel!".
"WHAT?" screamed Marik as he suddenly lost control of the ravers "You challenged him to a duel? No! You're supposed to challenge me!". Marik couldn't believe it. All of his life he had looked forward to the day when he would challenge the Pharoah to a duel or vice versa. But no! The Pharoah decides to challenge some creepy blue haired guy with a yellow eye and a blue eye to a duel! It wasn't fair! Marik was about to open his mouth to protest some more but Yami said something that calmed him down.
"I challenge you to a duel Dartz" said Yami as he narrowed his eyes slightly "A dance duel!"
"Very well" said Dartz as he jumped down off the shoulders of the ravers "I accept your challenge!"
"Good" said Yami as he suddenly raised his right arm and struck a pose "Now lets d-d-dance!"