Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, any of the characters, any of the stores(except the ones I made up), or the BeeGees so don't sue me:D
Author's Notes: Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter! Anyways this is yet another chapter done in two parts. Sorry that it's kind sucky but hopefully the second part to it will be better. I'll try to get the second part up as soon as possible.
Dancing King Pt.1
"Where the Hell did they go?" muttered Amelda as he sat on a bench after looking all over the mall and not finding his friends "They'd better not have ditched me!"
So far Amelda had been to Brookstone, Aahs, The Home Shopping Network Store, and every other store that sold worthless junk. The salespeople had seen Raphael but that had been hours before. Amelda then headed off to the foodcourt in search of Varon. The only thing he found was Joey Wheeler pouting and stuffing himself with pretzels. After awhile he just gave up, sat on a bench, and tried to think of other places they might be.
"Hmm maybe they're both together" said Amelda as he sat there just thinking "But what store would-WHAT THE HELL?". At that moment a very dazed(thanks to a concusion) looking Mai staggered over and collapsed right on his lap. If there was another thing Amelda REALLY hated(besides Kaiba and Strawberry Kitty) then it would have to be Mai. She was loud, arrogant and she also had the nerve to try and copy his sense of fashion.
It definitely wasn't Amelda's day at all, but at least it couldn't get any worse could it? "Hey..." slurred Mai as she suddenly looked up at Amelda with a dazed "You're really cute...". Before Amelda knew what was happening, Mai got up and began to hug him. Of all the things that had happened to him that that day, this had to be the most horrible of all.
"Are you going to come out by yourself?" asked the blonde haired boy as he peered under a bench "Or are you gonna stay there and cry like a sissy?"
After searching every inch of the mall, the little two little boys finally came to a bench. They noticed a pair of grey eyes peering out at them so they realized who it was. "Ha ha!" taunted the little brunette haired boy "You're even older than me and you're a sissy!". The redhead refused to come out, so the blonde boy reached under the bench and tried to pull him out. "I don't wanna go!" screamed the redhead as he grabbed onto the bench "You can't make me!".
"Where's Yami?" whined Tea as she walked by the boys at that moment "I have to find him!". She then noticed a map of the mall so she bent down and began to study it. The moment she bent down though the back of her skirt flipped up and revealed her panties. As soon as this happened, the young redhead finally decided to let go. "I-I-I.." stammered the young redhead as he just stared at Tea's panties "I can see her panties!". "I wonder if she knows?" said the young blonde who also just stood there and stared at her "Do you think I should tell her?". "No!" shouted the young redhead as he continued to stare at her "Don't tell her!".
"Aha!" exclaimed Tea as she quickly straighened up and her skirt went back down "Yami must be on the top floor!". There was no way she was going to risk having some bimbo try and steal Yami away. She quickly looked around and headed up the nearest escalator which would take her to the top floor. The young redhead stood there looking dazed for a moment before suddenly running after her. After all if he stood behind her on the escalator then he'd be able to see her panties again. Meanwhile the young brunette(who thought girls had cooties) just stared at his friend in disgust. "Why does he want to see her panties?" shouted the little boy as he looked up at the blonde boy "That's yucky!". "You'll get it when you're older" said the blonde boy as he grabbed the younger boy and dragged him off "Now we gotta follow him!".
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" screamed Amelda as he tried his hardest to pull Mai off of himself "I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!"
"Aww aren't you cute?" slurred Mai as she suddenly grabbed his head and pressed it against her chest "I love men who play hard to get.." Poor Amelda's cries, screams, and cursing went completely unheard since his face was now buried in Mai's ample cleavage. After much struggling he was finally able to pull away from her and he ran as fast he could. Unfortunately this was a bad idea since Mai decided to chase after him. "Oh no..you're not going anywhere" slurred Mai as she tackled him and knocked him down "You're coming home with me...". There was nothing that could make this situation any worse...
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" screeched Varon at the top of his lungs when he and Raphael saw what was happening "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MAI!"
Raphael and Varon had seen Amelda sitting on the bench from one of the lower levels, so they went to get him. When they got there though they were shocked by what they saw. Poor Amelda lay flat on his back with Mai clinging to him like a crazy fangirl(or fanboy). Mai then looked over for a second and noticed girly Varon standing there. Suddenly she remembered all about all the lovely boots she was able to buy courtesy of him/her. "Well...it's been fun..." slurred Mai as she pulled herself off of Amelda "But now I gotta find my boots..". Mai then stood up and staggered off once again in search of her lost boots. "Finally" sighed Amelda with relief as he quickly pulled himself off of the ground "That was the wor-"
POW!
Before Amelda knew it, he was flat on his back once again. "WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MAI?" screamed Varon as he jumped on Amelda with a look of insanity in his eyes "SHE'S MINE!". Varon was so enraged that he began punching him like crazy. Unfortunately Amelda quickly rolled over, grabbed him, and put him in a choke hold. "I wasn't doing anything!" growled Amelda as he held onto the temporarily insane Varon "That crazy slut came on to me!". "Liar!" cried Varon as he gagged and struggled to breathe " Why would Mai, or any other woman, want a girly man like you?".
Raphael wasn't really too interested in the fight so he looked away for a moment. Suddenly he began to hear loud dance music and see flashing lights coming from the very top level. "I wonder what's going on up there?" thought Raphael as he stared up at the top level "Is it a party or something?". There was only one way to find out... but first he had something very important to do.
"You're a Princess!" screamed Varon after finally getting away from Amelda "All you need is a diamond tiara!". "And you're a moron!" screamed Amelda as he looked at Varon "Luckily you don't need anything at all!". "Why you!" screeched Varon as he suddenly lunged at Amelda "I'm not a-WHAT'S GOING ON?". Before they knew what had happened, Varon and Amelda felt themselves being pulled off of the ground.
"There's something happening on the top floor" said Raphael in a very calm voice as he stood there effortlessly holding Varon in one hand and Amelda in the other "And I'd like to see what it is". Neither one protested as Raphael headed up to the escalator(still holding them) in order to find out what was going on. When they reached the top of the escalator there was a huge crowd of people surrounding something. Raphael was easily able to push through the crowd and he made it all the way to the front."WHAT THE-?" screamed the three Doom warriors since nothing could have prepared them for what they were seeing "MASTER DARTZ?".
"Ha I'd like to see you try and top this Pharoah!" shouted Dartz as he jumped onto this head and began to spin around "No one can outdo the best!"
"Oh please!" scoffed Yami as he also jumped onto his his head and began to spin around even faster "Anything you can do I can do better!"
Dartz and Yami were currently breakdancing to loud techno music while all of the ravers and onlookers cheered like crazy. "Don't listen to him King Dartz!" shouted the pink haired girl as she waved her glowsticks in support "You can beat him!". All of the other ravers grinned and nodded their heads as they also waved their glowsticks. After all now that Dartz was currently distracted, they had sent someone to get food and "refreshments". Now they were all happy, full, and best of all they were no longer sober. Raphael finally put his two friends down and they all just stood there and stared. They were in disbelief at the way Dartz was dancing since they didn't think he could. He was over ten thousand years old for one thing so it was a miracle that he could move at all.
"You'd better win this Pharoah!" shouted Marik who was comfortably seated on some ravers while holding a corndog and a cup of lemonade "And then I'll push you down an escalator to celebrate!".
Thanks to the Millenium Rod, Marik was using one raver as a chair and another as a footstool. He also made another one fetch him a snack for the show. "Hmm I don't feel like holding this lemonade anymore" said Marik as he looked at the cup in his hand "I need somewhere to put it". Meanwhile Siegfried was quickly trying to crawl away since he saw Raphael arrive. He had just come from an ATM machine and there was no way he was going to let himself be robbed again.
"I need this money to buy skincare products" thought Siegfried as he passed close to where Marik was "How else am I supposed to stay this gorgeous?". "Hmm" said Marik when he noticed Siegfried crawling by him "I guess he'll do". He pointed the Millenium Rod at him and within seconds Siegfried stopped dead in his tracks. He then crawled over and stopped right beside Marik. "Ahh.." said Marik as he put his lemonade on top of Siegfried's head "Now this is more like it!".
"I wish I had that thing" thought Raphael who had seen what Marik had just done "Then maybe I can get these two to stop fighting all the-Huh?".
Raphael felt someone tap him on the arm so he looked down and found Serenity standing there. Meanwhile Bakura, Mako, and Duke were hiding behind her. After all if Raphael wanted to get to them he'd have to go through Serenity first. "What do you want?" said Raphael as he looked down at Serenity and the cowardly trio "I already told you I'm not going to dance anymore". "Actually we just wanted to tell you that you're a really great dancer" said Serenity as she smiled as sweetly as she could "In fact you're a better dancer than both of these guys!".
Bakura and Mako nodded their heads in agreement, while Duke just pouted. "I'm a better dancer" muttered Duke under his breath "I can dance better than anybody". "She's right" said Bakura as he peered out from behind Serenity "Perhaps you should join this contest?". "Yeah right" said Raphael as he looked at them as if though they were crazy "I'd never join something as foolish as this". "But you were dancing pretty good" said Varon as he looked up at Raphael "So why not? I bet you'd win!"
"Raphael won't enter if knows what's good for him" interrupted Dartz as he passed by his three minions while doing the funky chicken "After all I'm sure he wishes to live long enough to see his next birthday"
"They're just joking Master Dartz" lied Raphael since he knew what Dartz was capable of if he were to upstage him "I'm don't even know how to dance"
"Good" said Dartz as he quickly spun around began to moonwalk as expertly as he could "I guess won't have to tamper with the brakes on your motorcycle after all"
"You're moonwalking now?" scoffed Yami as he stopped dancing for a moment and looked over at Dartz "What don't you just forfeit while you're at it?"
"I'm just getting warmed up!" said Dartz as he quickly spun around and began to do the hokey pokey "What I'm about to do next will shock and amaze you!"
"What you're going to get your cane out?" said Yami as he began to shake his hips like crazy as he did the lambada "I wouldn't blame you...after all you might fall and break a hip"
As soon as Yami said this, the music stopped, the glowsticks burned out, and a cold breeze blew in out of nowhere. Everyone began to murmur but they all quickly went silent when the saw the look on Dartz's face. He was mad...very VERY mad.
"What did you say?" said Dartz as one of his eyes began to twitch violently and he trembled from the rage "WHAT IN LEVIATHAN'S NAME DID YOU SAY?"
"What are you losing your hearing now?" said Yami as he smirked at Dartz and put his hands on his hips "I guess you need a hearing aid as well"
"He's dead..." thought Raphael, Amelda, and Varon as they glanced over at the Pharoah "Nobody calls Master Dartz old and lives"
It was true that Dartz was over ten thousand years old but that didn't mean he was helpless. After all how many ten thousand year olds could run their own company, torture their minions, plot to take over the world, AND dance? Besides who did the Pharoah think he was calling him old? The Pharoah himself was about five thousand years old. Just because he shared a body with a sixteen year old didn't change this. Meanwhile Yami was just standing there looking straight at Dartz with a bored expression on his face.
"Well?" said Yami as he crossed his arms and ignored the stares of the onlookers "Are you going to do anything or do you forfeit?".
Oh...how Dartz was going to enjoy making Yami pay for all of this.
"Prepare to be humiliated Pharoah.." hissed Dartz as he continued fuming from what Yami had just said "Meet my ultimate weapon!"
Dartz suddenly snapped his fingers and at that moment a giant disco ball appeared overhead. It then began to spin very rapidly and it shone so brightly that everyone was momentarily blinded. When everyone was able to open their eyes again, they were in for a surprise. Dartz had used his powers to transform the floor into a giant light up dance floor. Also Dartz was now clad in a turquoise polyester suit, a long purple fur coat, and lime green platforms. To top it all off he was also wearing a hideous furry purple hat with a big turquoise feather on it. He looked like some kind of pimp gone wrong...
"When it comes to disco dancing I'm the best!" said Dartz as he took off his furcoat and tossed it aside "So prepare to lose Pharoah!"
"Oh really?" said Yami as he suddenly reached down and clutched the Millenium Puzzle "Well two can play at this game"
The Millenium Puzzle began to glow very brightly and within seconds Yami's appearance had changed. All of the onlookers just oohed and ahhed when they saw his new outfit. His usual solid black clothes had now been transformed into a solid white polyester suit. His platform boots had also been transformed into the tallest platform shoes that anyone had ever seen. Meanwhile Dartz was beyond pissed since Yami kept trying to upstage him. Dartz snapped his fingers again and the song "Tragedy" by the BeeGees began to play. They then walked over, stood in the middle of the dance floor, and just faced each other one last time.
"You won't beat me Pharoah!" shrieked Dartz as he looked down at Yami with anger in his eyes "I'll beat you if it's the last thing I do!"
"And considering how old you are it just may be" said Yami as he quickly spun around and began to dance "Now lets boogie!"
To Be Continued