Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, any of the songs(they're all by the BeeGees), or any of the characters so don't sue me:D

Author's Notes: Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter! I'm glad you're liking it and I hope you like the person who takes the lead in this chapter:) Oh and I'm not sure if there is a dance called the "Sexy" hustle. Although the other ones really do exist.

Dancing King Pt. 2

"My head..."groaned Seto as he woke up and realized that the side of his head was throbbing for some reason "Why is it hurting so much?"

Seto slowly sat up and began to look around since he wasn't sure where he was. He noticed that Roland was lying nearby and he was out like a light. Knowing Roland he'd probably knocked himself out as well in a pathetic attempt to kiss up. Suddenly Seto remembered all about the beautiful black trenchcoat he wanted. It wasn't fair that some girly guy in a slutty lavender midriff shirt had beaten him to it! After all that trenchcoat was the hottest, sexiest, and most stylish thing that Seto had ever seen. "That trenchcoat will be mine!" thought Seto as he rubbed his throbbing head for a moment "I don't care what I have to do to get it!"

Unfortunately Seto's head was hurting so much that he couldn't even stand up. He wasn't going to let this stop him though since he was Seto Kaiba after all. He immediately crawled over to the escalator, got on, and was on his way to the top floor. Too bad he failed to notice that part of his trenchcoat had gotten caught on one side of the escalator. "That trenchcoat is out there somewhere!" said Seto as he finally approached the top of the escalator "I'm going to get it if it's the-"

RIP!

"AHHHHHHHH!" screamed Seto when he looked down and realized the escalator had ripped his trenchcoat off " NOT MY FAVORITE TRENCHCOAT!". Even though Seto owned many trenchcoats, his white was one was his favorite. Why? Because it had taken him alot of work(and lots of starch) to get it to flare up the way it did. Now he would have to get another one and spend more time(and starch) to get it just the way he liked. He was about to have a fit when he heard something: disco music. He then noticed a huge crowd of people, flashing lights, and...a disco ball?. There were tons of weirdos in the crowd which included a pink haired guy, a guy dressed as a pirate, this blonde guy with a bellyshirt, and some black haired guy with eyeliner on. "I know that crossdresser is in there!" said Seto as he began to crawl towards the crowd very quickly "This looks like his kind of crowd!".

"JUST TRY AND TOP THIS PHAROAH!" shouted Dartz as he spun around on his platforms like some kind of demented ballerina "I'm the king of disco!"

"Good...but not good enough!" shouted Yami as he slid across the dancefloor, spun around, and did the splits "I'd like to see you try that!"

"You insult me Pharoah!" shouted Dartz as he not only slid across the floor, spun around(on his head), did the splits, and spun around on his head again "Anything you can do I can do better!"

So far Dartz and Yami had danced to the songs "Tragedy", "Stayin Alive", and "Shadow Dancing". Even though they were disco dancing, their styles were totally different. Dartz had crazy clothes, crazy moves, and the way he spun on his head was pretty impressive. Yami on the other hand had sleek clothes, sexy dance moves, and the way he handled those platforms were impressive. They were both such great dancers that people couldn't decide who they wanted to cheer for. This wasn't the case for Raphael, Amelda, and Varon.

"Go Master Dartz!" shouted Raphael and Amelda since they were at the very front of the crowd where Dartz could see them "Shake your groove thing!".

Everytime Dartz looked over at them, Raphael and Amelda would cheer for him. After all they didn't want to have something sick, twisted, and horrible to happen to them if they didn't. Varon on the other hand could care less since thanks to Dartz he was having the worst day ever. "I never thought Dartz would last this long" muttered Varon as he stood close to Raphael in case Joey showed up "I thought he'd have gotten tired by now". "Especially with all the martinis he drinks" added Amelda since Dartz was now out of hearing range "You'd think he'd have passed out from the start".

"I wonder what all of these people are trying to watch?" said Tea who was down on her knees crawling towards the front of the crowd "I bet it's something good!".

Tea was still on her insane search for Yami, when she spotted the crowd. There were alot of people so maybe Yami was somewhere in there. So she quickly got on all fours and began to crawl between people's legs. What Tea didn't know what that her little redhead admirer/mini pervert was crawling after her with a disposable camera in his hands. After all now that she was crawling on all fours, her panties were showing.

"This is great!" thought the young redhead as he snapped pictures every chance he got "I can't believe she doesn't even know!". Finally Tea reached the front of the crowd and found herself next to that weird redhead again. Why the heck did she keep running into this loser? Suddenly she looked out onto the dancefloor and realized that she had just found Yami. Yami was not only there but he was dressed in a sexy white polyester suit and he was dancing up a storm!

"Now excuse me!" shouted Dartz as he slid across the dancefloor on his and began to sidestep and kick up one of his legs "While I hustle!"

"Which version of the Hustle? New York? Latin? Tango?" asked Yami as he gracefully slid across the floor and began to shake his hips in a very sexy way "Because I'm going to do the Sexy Hustle!"

"AHHHHH!" screamed Tea, all of the raver girls, and just about every other female(except Varon..a) as they saw Yami move "HE'S SO SEXY!". This was too much for Tea though and she ended up fainting from happiness. When she fainted though her skirt flew up and revealed her panties. No one could be happier than Amelda was at that moment. Well except for one other person...

"Yes!" shouted the young redhead as he ran over to Tea and began to snap pictures "These pictures are gonna be-HEY!". At that moment Amelda reached over, snatched up the camera, and gave him a disapproving look. "So you were taking pictures of a woman's panties while she's was unconscious?" asked Amelda as he folded his arms as he looked down at the boy "That's a filthy thing to do!". "I promise I won't do it again!" cried the young redhead as he looked up at the older redhead "Can I have my camera back now?". "No! I'm personally going to dispose of this...filth!" said Amelda as he put the camera into his pocket "Now go back with your friends!".

The poor boy simply lowered his head in shame and began to walk off. Not only had he disappointed his newfound idol but he had lost his camera as well. Well at least he'd always have the memories. As soon as the young redhead was out of sight, Amelda pulled the camera out of his pocket and grinned. Not only had he gotten to see Tea's panties in person, but now he had the pictures as well. "Hey there's still half a roll of film left!" thought Amelda to himself when he looked at the down at the camera "Maybe I should put it to good use".

"Do you hear that Dartz?" said Yami with a confident smirk and he gracefully kicked up one of his legs as he did the "sexy" hustle "I think this contest is over"

"No he can't beat me!" thought Dartz when he realized how all of the women in the crowd had just reacted to Yami "I have to do something and quick!"

Dartz hadn't counted on Yami turning on the charm to impress the ladies. Now they were all happily cheering for him and crying out in joy as he danced his heart out. It seemed like the contest was over, but Dartz still had a trick up his sleeve.There was a way to beat Yami, but it required a dance partner. But where was he supposed to find a girl who could actually dance on such short notice? He then began to scan the crowd in search of a potential partner. Unfortunately the only girl who might have made a good partner was currently unconscious and being photographed by Amelda."Note to self" thought Dartz as he continued scanning the crowd in search of a partner "Steal that camera when he's not looking".

"Hey what's goin on over here?" said Joey as he was leaving the food court and noticed a huge crowd of people "Are dey giving out free samples or something?".

Joey was never one to miss out on the chance of free food so he decided to get in there. He pushed, shoved, and squeezed his way through the crowd in order to get to the front. Once he was though he was disappointed because there were no free samples. In fact the only thing there was Yami and that weird guy that called him "child". He was about to leave when he noticed the beautiful Varona standing on the other side. "Why she's with dat big scary guy?" whined Joey when he noticed who "Varona" was hanging out with "What's he got dat I don't besides a steroid addiction?".

"Wait that's it!" thought Dartz when his eyes come upon somebody in the crowd "That's who I need to dance with in order to win!".

Dartz knew that despite this person's lack of intelligence, they were an incredible dancer. Normally he would never dance with them, but this was the one time he'd make an exception. He wanted to win and he didn't care what it took. Besides it would provide more hilarious footage for his beloved camcorder which was currently hanging from the disco ball.

"Why's Dartz heading this way?" said Varon as he saw his boss walking towards him and the others "Is it because I didn't cheer for him?".

"It's either that" said Raphael who was hoping that Dartz would win or else he'd take it out on them "Or he heard what you said about him earlier". Suddenly Dartz reached out, grabbed Varon by the arm, and pulled him out onto the dancefloor. He quickly snapped his fingers and the moment he did lots of guys began to whistle like crazy. "Yeah!" shouted Duke Devlin who had been pretty bored up til now "Now that's foxy!". "She's as lovely as the sea!" said Mako as he looked at Varon "Isn't she?". "She certainly is quite pretty" said Bakura very shyly since he wasn't used to saying this "I wonder who she is?". "That's what I want to know!" shouted Tristan as he popped out of nowhere and glanced over at Amelda "It's time for me to recover from heartbreak... ".

"WHAT IS THIS?" screamed Varon at the top of his lungs when he looked down and realized what Dartz had done "YOU SICK PERVERT!". It was bad enough that Dartz had turned him into a woman but now he had transformed his clothes as well. He was now wearing a super short and super slutty looking gold dress and high heels. This had gone TOO far! Dartz merely chuckled and pulled Varon all the way out to the very middle of the dancefloor. "Unless you wish for something unpleasant to happen to you" said Dartz as he pulled Varon out onto the very middle of the dancefloor "Then I suggest you shut up and do the hustle with me!". "As if turning me into a girl wasn't bad enough!" snapped Varon who didn't really want to be forced to dance with another man that day "What if I refuse? What are you going to do then?".

"DAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK HOT!" shouted Joey from somewhere in the middle of the crowd the moment he saw Varon "Please go out with me!". If Joey liked Varona before, now he was in love with her. She was far sexier than he ever could have imagined and he'd have her if it was the last thing he did. Then again if he ever came close to Raphael again, it probably would be.

"If you refuse not only will I leave you as a female" said Dartz with an evil smile as he pulled Varon closer to him "But I'll give Mr. Wheeler your cellphone number, e-mail address, and anything else he requests"."AHHHH!" screamed Varon at the thought and horror of having Joey stalking him for the rest of his life "Lets hustle!". Dartz then snapped his fingers and the song changed to one called "More Than A Woman". He thought it was appropriate considering who his dance partner really was.

As soon as Dartz and Varon began to dance, all eyes were suddenly on them. The way they danced was so incredible that suddenly nobody cared about Yami. Then again Yami didn't have a sexy young woman as a dance partner. "That's not fair!" shouted Yami since Dartz was cheating by dancing with this girl "You can't have a dance partner!".

"Actually...he can..." slurred the pink haired girl who was still pretty high and mesmerized by all the lights "There's no rule against it..". "He can?" said Yami as he blinked his eyes in disbelief at what he was hearing "Why wasn't I informed from the start?". "Dammit Pharoah don't just stand there!" snarled Marik as he jumped up from the raver he had been sitting on "Find a way to beat that blue haired freak so this contest can end already and then I can finally push you down the escalator!"

"You're right! I have to get a dance partner too!" said Yami who was not going to let an old fart like Dartz publicly humiliate him "But who should I choose?"

To Be Continued...