Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, any of the characters, Spongebob Squarepants, Luke Skywalker or the song "Harajuku Girls"(property of Gwen Stefani) so don't sue me:D
Author's Notes: Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter!
Royal Flush
"Marik!" shouted Ishizu as she wandered around on the ground level of the mall "Marik Ishtar if you don't come out here this minute you'll be sorry!"
Ishizu was determined to find Marik and get him to buy at least one decent shirt. She was sick and tired of looking at his endless collection of bellyshirts, robes, and a few other strange items. The only thing he owned that looked semi decent was a black shirt and some khaki pants. Unfortunately when he put them on he began to act all funny. His hair would stand straight up, his voice would get weird, and he'd start sticking his tongue out alot. Ishizu had no choice but to hide that shirt and those pants. Unfortunately that meant that he'd need more clothes which is why she took him to the mall.
"Hmm the mall is pretty empty right now" said Ishizu as she looked around and realized that she was all alone "I just hope Marik doesn't have anything to do with this"
At that moment Ishizu's Millenium Necklace began to glow and she began to see strange visions. The first vision included Yami dressed in a leisure suit whilr disco dancing along with some strange blue haired man. The second vision included Seto Kaiba crawling around on all fours with Mokuba riding on his back. The third vision showed Siegfried kneeling on the ground with a cup of lemonade on his head. The next vision showed a hand reaching out to grab the lemonade that was on top of his head. "That's Marik's hand!" cried Ishizu as the visions came to a sudden stop "I'd recognize that Spongebob Squarepants watch of his anywhere!". With that Ishizu quickly looked around and continued her search for Marik.
"Who would have thought you'd be my ticket to victory?" laughed Dartz as he spun Varon around on the dancefloor and did several highkicks along the way "Now kick those legs up higher!"
"What did I do to deserve this?" thought Varon as he began to kick his legs up higher "Was it the time I time I put an "I Love Men" sticker on Amelda's motorcycle?". Dartz was absolutely thrilled because the moment he began to dance with Varon, the crowd went wild. He could only assume that they were cheering because he was such a skilled dancer. What Dartz didn't realize was that the only reason they cheering was because Varon's dress was so short that his panties were showing. "Yeah!" shouted Bandit Keith who couldn't take his eyes off of Varon's butt "It's like two cupcakes with extra icing!". "No way!" shouted Duke who was completely mesmerized by Varon "It's like two marshmallows!". "Wrong!" shouted Mako whose eyes were glued to Varon"It's like two pearls inside of an oyster!". "Arr!" said the pirate salesman who was standing somewhere in the crowd "Tis true matey!".
SLAP!
"Eww you guys are so gross!" said Serenity with a disgusted on her face after she slapped all of them for being perverts "You should learn to be gentlemen like just like Bakura!".
"Oh my..." thought Bakura as he stared at Varon and felt as if though someone had just turned up the temperature "I feel so strange...". Bakura was so busy staring at Varon that he failed to notice that the Millenium Ring was glowing through his shirt. Within seconds sweet innocent Bakura was gone and in his place was dirty perverted Yami Bakura.
"I sense the Millenium Rod, The Millenium Puzzle, and The Millenium Necklace!" exclaimed Yami Bakura as he quickly scanned the crowd all around him "Wait! I think I-SWEET RA!".
Usually when Yami Bakura was in control, his only concern was finding the Millenium Items. One glance at "Varona" changed all of that though. Yami Bakura just stood there for a few seconds drooling over her when he noticed that her underwear were showing. "Mangos!" shouted the lusty tombrobber as he wiped the drool away from his mouth "It's like two sweet juicy mangos!" Before he realized what he was doing,Yami Bakura was running across the dance floor."I must have you woman!" shouted Yami Bakura as he approached Dartz and Varon "You and your mangos are going to be mi-"
POW!
"YOU KEEP YER HANDS OFFA HER!" shouted Joey after he tackled Yami Bakura and they both went crashing to the floor "Dat's my future wife!".
"Do you think I care?" screamed Yami Bakura as he tried to push the crazed young man off of him "NOW LET GO OF ME YOU FO-". Yami Bakura wasn't able to finish his sentence because Joey punched him right in the face. The tombrobber thought quickly and did the logical thing: He let his hikari take over. "Huh?" said Bakura as he looked up and had no clue why he was lying flat on his back "Joey? What are you doing?".
"Teaching ya a lesson dat's what!" shouted Joey as he punched Bakura in the face "Take dat!". "But I haven't done anything!" cried Bakura who didn't know what his yami had attempted to do "I'm innocen-". Joey didn't care what he had to say so he just kept punching him. Meanwhile Bandit Keith, Tristan, the pirate salesman, Duke and Mako all looked over at Serenity.
"Okay... so I was wrong" said Serenity as she winched at the beating her older brother was giving Bakura "He's a dirty pervert just like you guys!"
"Why couldn't you pick Amelda to do this?" whined Varon who was sick and tired of being gawked at by all the men "I may be a girl right now but he's still even girlier looking than me!".
So far Varon had been whistled at and gotten more catcalls than ever. Worst of all Joey had once again gotten into another fight over him. This was the most humiliating day of his life and he just wanted it to end. The one thing he didn't understand was what he had done to earn such a horrible punishment. Then again Dartz might be punishing him for no good reason. After all every single morning Dartz would set Raphael's boot on fire and set Amelda's alarm clock back an hour. For some sick demented reason it gave him great pleasure. Maybe he just needed a new hobby...oh wait torturing his minions was his hobby.
"He may be feminine but he's the worst dancer I've ever seen" said Dartz as he dipped Varon for a moment "Only a fool would pick him as a dance partner".
Suddenly Dartz's mismatched eyes opened wide and he let go of Varon who ended up falling flat on his back. "Why didn't I think of it before?" thought Dartz gleefully as he looked over at where Yami was standing "After this there's no way he'll ever win!". Luckily Yami was still trying to find a partner so Dartz realized that there was still time for his plan to work. "It's a good thing Amelda already looks like a woman" thought Dartz as he looked straight at Amelda and snapped his fingers "It makes my life alot easier". Within seconds Amelda's transformation was complete...just in time for Yami to see him.
"Hmm there's so many lovely girls in this crowd" thought Yami as he scanned the crowd in search of a dance partner "But who should I pick to dance with-YOU!"
"Are you talking to me?" asked Amelda when he noticed Yami staring at him "Listen I hate to break it to you but-AHH! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CLOTHES?". Amelda nearly had a heart attack when he saw what Dartz had transformed his clothes into. Now he was dressed in a red sequined minidress along with matching high heels. "Yes I was talking to you and I want you to dance with me" said Yami as he suddenly grabbed Amelda's hand and threw him out onto the dancefloor "Now less chatting and more dancing!". "What did I do to deserve this?" thought Amelda as he stumbled and fell flat on his face "Well at least I'm still a man...I think".
"Oh...what happened?" said Tea as she suddenly regained consciousness at that moment and struggled to sit up "What happened to Yami?"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
When Tea looked out onto the dance floor she was completely horrified by what she was seeing. Her beloved sexy Yami was still out there dancing BUT he was dancing with that weirdo! To make matters worse the weirdo was now in drag and he was a terrible dancer. He kept stumbling in his high heels and he couldn't keep up with Yami at all.
"Come on get up!" shouted Yami who was getting frustrated since Amelda had fallen down yet again "I have to win this contest!". "Shut up!" snapped Amelda who was pretty pissed off to be there in the first place "It's not like I've ever worn high heels before!".
"How could Yami have done this?" said Tea as her eyes began to burn with rage "How could he dance with somebody that's not me!". She didn't really care that Yami was dancing with another man, she was just mad that he hadn't picked her. So the only thing Tea could do now was sit back and wait for the dance to end. After that she'd teach Amelda a lesson he'd never forget. "He'll pay!" growled Tea as she clenched her fists "Just wait til I get my hands on him!".
"Dammit!" grumbled Seto who was currently crawling around on all fours since he was much too dizzy to walk "Why are there were so many weirdos in this mall?"
At first Seto thought that finding Amelda in the crowd of onlookers would be easy. After all how many girly looking crossdressers could there be? He quickly began to crawl through the crowd but things didn't quite go as expected. So far he had been slapped several times on the butt(courtesy of fangirls), been kicked in the butt(courtesy of Joey), and poked with corndog sticks(courtesy of the three little boys). Despite all of this, Seto was determined to keep searching. "There's nothing that'll make me stop this search!" thought Seto as he ignored the throbbing pain in his backside and continued crawling "Nothing at all!".
"Come on!" suddenly cried Mokuba's voice somewhere from behind Seto "Can't you go any faster?"
Seto quickly turned around and when he did he was surprised to find Mokuba sitting on his back. "MOKUBA!" shouted Seto who couldn't believe what Mokuba was doing "What are you doing?". "What does it look like?" said Mokuba as he crossed his arms as he looked down at his older brother "I'm getting a piggyback ride". "What?" exclaimed Seto since he hadn't even felt Mokuba get on his back "How long have you been up there?". "I dunno...half an hour I guess" said Mokuba before suddenly kicking Seto in sides as if though he were a horse "Now come on move faster!". "Fine..."muttered Seto as he began to crawl faster than before "But as long as you're up there keep an eye out for a redhead crossdresser!". "Okay Seto" lied Mokuba who was more interested in enjoying the free ride "I'll tell you if I see him". After all how often was he able to con Seto into giving him a piggyback ride?
"Yes!" exclaimed Dartz as he spun Varon around while keeping an eye on Yami and Amelda "Everything is going according to plan!"
At first the crowd also went wild when Yami pulled Amelda onto the dancefloor. After all Amelda's good looks and sexy body made up for his horrible dancing. The perverts were especially happy and anxiously awaited a glimpse of Amelda's panties. Unfortunately the only thing they got a glimpse of was of his boxers and suddenly everything clicked. "AHH!" screamed Tristan with a horrified look on his face at what he had just seen "THAT'S A GUY!". "WHAT?" screamed several of the other guys in disbelief before paying closer attention and confirming it "AHHHHHHHHH!". "Of course that's a guy!" said Marik who had just started eating a new corndog "Isn't it obvious?". The word that Amelda was really a guy spread like wildfire and before long everyone knew. Everyone except Yami that is...
"What's going on?" shouted Yami who realized that people were starting to boo him for some reason "Why are they booing?"
"How the Hell should I know?" said Amelda who was extremely cranky since his feet were killing him "Damn these shoes hurt!"
"What are you complaining about?" said Varon when he overheard what Amelda had just said "You've spent half of the time on the floor!"
Apparently the guys weren't the only ones freaked out by the fact that Amelda turned out to be a guy. The girls couldn't believe that Yami had chosen a guy in drag over one of them. Especially since Amelda had to be the worst dancer in the world. "Ahhh!" screamed all of the girls who had been cheering for Yami before "We love you now King Dartz!". "We love you too King Dartz!" shouted all of the ravers whose buzz was beginning to wind down a bit "We'll love you even more if you take us to Happy Hour!".
"You know what?" said the pink haired girl as she looked around and noticed everything that was going on "I think this contest is over!"
"WHAT?" exclaimed Yami as his eyes got really big with a look of utter horror in them "No! It can't be over!"
"Now it ends Pharoah!" laughed Dartz since his plan had worked far better than he could have hoped for "And I'm going to win!"
The moment of truth had finally arrived so Dartz quickly snapped his fingers and stopped the music. After all he wanted everyone to hear the moment that he was declared as the winner of the dance duel. The pink haired girl quickly pulled a microphone out of one of her pockets and immediately began to speak.
"And now ladies and gentlemen!" said the pink haired girl as she turned to look at everyone in the crowd "The winner and undisputed king of dance is-"
"HARAJUKU GIRLS YOU GOT THE WICKED STYLE!" sang Pegasus at the top of his lungs as he suddenly showed up dancing and listening to his walkman "I LIKE THE WAY THAT YOU ARE! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!"
Pegasus was so into his cd that he was completely oblivious to what was going on. The only thing that mattered to him at that moment was singing and dancing along to his new cd. "Hey check out that guy!" shouted Marik despite having half a corndog stuffed into his mouth "What a freak!". The way Pegasus was dancing had to be absolutely the weirdest thing that anybody had ever seen. It looked like a cross between bellydancing, the funky chicken,the macarena, and the robot.
"What is this?" said Raphael as he looked as Pegasus shook as if though he was having a seizure "Even I dance better than that"
"That's what I've been saying all this time!" cried Serenity with an annoyed tone of voice as she looked up at Raphael "But did you listen? No!"
"What is this?" said Seto with a disgusted look on his face as Pegasus began to do the robot "A dance contest for the biggest freaks in Domino?"
"Make it stop!" screamed Mokuba at the top of his lungs as he covered his eyes in horror at what he was seeing "Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!"
"Will all of you just ignore that lunatic?" shouted Dartz as loud as he could since he wanted to be declared the winner already "She was about to announce a winner!"
Many of the people present cringed, some covered their eyes, and others screamed. No one was able to scream as loud as Mokuba though. Despite this there were actually some people who thought Pegasus was a pretty good dancer. They were in awe at his weird and crazy way of dancing since it was unlike anything in existence. The ravers just waved their glowsticks from side to side and a few even began to dance exactly like him. The others began to chat excitedly about him amongst themselves. Finally the guy dressed as Luke Skywalker walked over and whispered something to the pink haired girl. She just looked at him as if though he were insane, shook her head, and spoke into her microphone once again.
"Okay people time to declare a winner!" said the pink haired girl as she spoke into her microphone as loud as she could "The winner and the undisputed king of the dance is..."
"I feel sick..." groaned Yami who still had no clue why the crowd had been booing him despite his awesome dance moves
"This is it!" said Dartz as he prepared himself to gloat and humiliate the Pharoah however he could "Say it!"
"Maximillion Pegasus!"
"WHAT?" screamed Dartz and Yami at the same time since they couldn't believe what they were hearing "HIM?"
"We're dead..." thought Raphael, Amelda, and Varon in unison
To Be Continued...