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"Okay I feel like I should get a knife to cut this horrible silence" mom spoke up.
"I understand why you would have to go but why me" Jess asked.
"You're going to be a part of this family in more ways than one soon and I think they need to see you without a 'beaked' eye" mom said laughing.
"Beaked?" I said confused and feeling left out because Luke and Jess obviously knew what she meant.
"YOU TOLD HER" Jess screamed.
"Well I was mad at you" Luke defended.
"And that means you can tell her my only secret" Jess said. At this I cracked up knowing he had plenty of secrets.
"Well one of my secrets" Jess added.
"Ok will someone please tell me what's going on" I pleaded.
"The night that we went to grandma's for dinner with Jess and he had a black eye it was because a bird beaked him" mom said still laughing.
Jess turned red.
"You were attacked by a bird" I said.
I laughed for hours until we had to go to grandma and grandpa's house for dinner.
"Ok Jess be polite" Luke said before ringing the doorbell.
"Don't worry" Jess replied.
The maid came to the door.
"Hello Ms. Gilmores and you must be Mr. Danes and oh I'm sorry I thought there were only three names to memorize" the maid said.
"Oh well he's a surprise guest" mom said.
The maid nodded and took our coats.
"Oh hello" grandma started cheerfully then her face fell "what is he doing here" she eyed Jess.
"Oh you remember Jess the beaked kid" mom said laughing.
"Mom!" I yelled
"Lorelai don't you think we tortured him enough today" Luke said.
"You can never torture Jess too much" mom said laughing harder.
"Can someone please tell me what's going on" grandma said sounding annoyed.
"Well that day Jess came to dinner the reason he had a black eye was because a bird attacked him" mom continued.
"Oh well let's go into the living room" grandma said.