Hello you lovely people, I'm so glad to hear that you liked this! This is somewhat of a little baby to me ;) And I promise this is not just a teaser, promises I'm going to write many more chapters Sophie :) I have plot lines for nine chapters and after that we'll see. If I'm still in looove with this fic it might just come some more chapters :D

I did call the mental hospital but I've put those plans on ice for now. They told me I would have to share rooms with Hannibal Lecter since their so overbooked so I'll have to stay at home writing more fanfics ;)

And I do hope that you didn't hurt yourself all to much when you tripped over that stool SeriousSiriusFan ;)

Loads of love to you - Jessica

James was re-reading the essay about medical herbs that he had written for their herbology class when he was disturbed by Sirius who had just slumped down next to him in the couch he was occupying. Sirius was giggling like an insane person and James knew Sirius so well he knew that Sirius would keep up with the bloody annoying giggling until James asked what was so darn funny.

"What's so fucking funny Sirius?" James said and put aside his essay on a coffee table. He knew he wouldn't be able to be concentrated enough to correct his essay when Sirius was being lunatic as usual.

"Oh Jamie-boy! You could never guess what you missed in the library a while ago. I'm totally the master!" Sirius said and interrupted his laughter only to begin snickering to himself.

"The master of what exactly Sirius?" James said raising one brow. He had no idea what Sirius meant with 'master'.

"You and Remus, you're just unbelievable! I could totally get either you or him." Sirius said building up a smile in his countenance.

"Oh, Pads… I'm so sorry but you can't really get me so there is no use trying. I'm totally on to Evans. On day she'll be begging me to take her out on a date."

"Alright, maybe I can't have you who are such a fool over Lily Evans already. But I can totally have Remus any day. And I might add that Lily begging you for a date will only happen in one of your wet dreams." Sirius said leaning back in the couch looking quite confident about himself.

"You'll see one day. She'll beg me as sure as my name is James. And hey! What was that you were saying about old Moony? You were saying that you could totally get him?"

"Well of course I can. I'm the drop-dead-gorgeous-Sirius Black am I not? I'm going to prove it to you both that I can have him wrapped up around my finger before you can say Quidditch!"

"I would say that someone is being quite overconfident here." James said snorting. "And why would you want to wrap Remus around your finger?" James added in his mind.

"You just wait and see James, you just wait and see."

"And then what?" James asked adjusting his glasses.

"What do you mean with that?"

"What I meant was: Alright. What if you do get him to fall for you, I'm not saying that you will. But if you manage to do that, don't you think that you would hurt his feelings or something if he finds out that you're just playing with him?"

"Man, Prongs trying to be deep" Sirius thought to himself before he answered. "Come on James, like I could hurt his feelings. He knows this is all about me proving that I'm right. I just took my game to a whole new level that's all. We were sitting in the library, he was studying, which I was supposed to do too, and I was totally bored out and started playing my little game you know so well and all of a sudden I blurted out that I could have him, and you James, any day I wanted and then he said that he doubted that I could seduce him so I'm going to prove to him that I can do just that." Sirius said and stopped to catch his breath.

James just shook his head. "You're both insane. I hope that you're not here to ask me to help you with this thing that's going on between the two of you."

"You just read my mind Prongs, pretty scary shit." Sirius said and made big eyes.

"Alright but you promise that this is just a game between the two of you and there's nothing more I should know about this?"

"I promise. Hand on the heart." Sirius said and laughed as he put one hand on his chest and the other in the air to prove his seriousness.

James hardly doubted that this was all there was to it but he let the subject drop for now."Well honestly Sirius I don't know what advice to give you. You just do what you normally do to get in the pants of the one you want." James said and shrugged.

"Hey you make me sound like a slut!" Sirius said and jokingly nudged James with his elbow. "I never take it as far as getting in the bed with all my admirers. I'm just a soul who happens to love a good snog! If that's the best advice you can give me I'll just do my best to be übersexy, which I always am, and then I bet I'll have him before this weeks over. It's Monday today right?"

"Tuesday" James corrected him.

"Alright, Tuesday then. I'll have him by Saturday. Thanks for all your help Jamie-boy." Sirius said and crawled out of the sofa and headed for the stairs leading up to their dorm room.

"Hey, where are you going?" James said turning his heads towards the stairs.

"To sleep." Sirius said as if it was the most natural thing in the world.

"On a Tuesday, four o' clock in the afternoon? Well just don't sleep then so you miss dinner. 'cause I wont come to get you at dinnertime, some of us have important things to."

"Yeah yeah, important things I know. Important things meaning that you will wait for Lily's class to end so you can join her to the Great Hall." Sirius said disappearing up the stairs.

James returned to his essay, there was something he needed to correct but he didn't remember where it was. He had just about found it when he was interrupted by Remus slumping down in the couch this time. Remus looking like a nervous wrack. It was all too obvious why Remus was looking the way he did. James didn't even have to ask.

"Is Sirius here?" Remus asked in a hush voice and took a nervous look around the room.

"Nope, he's in the dorms sleeping. And I promise: he's not hiding under the coffee table." James said and patted Remus on the shoulder.

Remus attempted a smile to James little joke, but he only managed half a smile still being confused by his mixture of feelings towards Sirius and Sirius little game.

"Good, because I need your help and it involves Sirius…" Remus said and stared down at the carpet trying to hide that he was blushing. "What are you thinking!" a little voice screamed inside Remus's head. "You're not going to spill it all out to James! Then James will tell Sirius and then Sirius will…" Well, what would Sirius do? Remus had no idea how Sirius would react. Would he be happy? "Not likely…" he sadly thought to himself. Would he break out in hysterical laughter and bugger him for months about it? Would he be disgusted to learn that his best friend wanked off thinking about him?

"I know what you need my help for Moony. You want me to help you win this game?" Oh oh, James was really in a bit of a situation here. Now he was giving advice to both Remus and Sirius how to win this silly game Sirius had started without even a thought.

"That was kind of what I wanted to ask of you Prongs…" Remus said still staring at the same spot of the carpet. This was embarrassing, yes. But at least Prongs hadn't figured everything out… yet. At least that's what Remus thought.

"If you want to come out of this victorious you may not fall for his tactics of being übersexy, he will do things you never thought that he would just to prove that his right. Actually Moony, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised whatever he'd try to do to get you. And if you find him sexy, just think of Snape and you'll be able to handle the situation." James said and beamed.

"And you won't help me?"

" Nope, this is his and yours problem. And remember what I said, if he turns you on: think of Snape."

"Are you suggesting that Sirius Black turns me on?" Remus asked and flushed in different shades of red.

James pretended that he hadn't seen Remus impressive shades of red but he wondered to himself if he hadn't been right when he had told Sirius that Remus might come out of this with his feelings hurt. Or maybe not if he intervened… "Moony…" James whispered. "If you finally surrender to Sirius and he considers he has won and everything goes back to normal I hope you don't think Sirius intends to hurt your feelings. This is just Sirius being Sirius. And if you like him, I'm not suggesting that you do, why not make the best of this situation. Enjoy it as much as you can then. I think that's truly the best advice I can give you. And if things get out of hand: think of Snape."

"You've said that three times now James." Remus said managing a real smile this time. "What was this?" He thought. "An advice from James actually sounding smart and thought through. That's got to be a first time…" But James was right anyway. Remus had been so scared about revealing his emotions to Sirius that he hadn't stopped to consider that this could be fun too. Well it could be fun as long as he wouldn't allow himself to get caught in the moment and blur out something as stupid as 'I love you Sirius'. But he had to keep in mind that he would have to act like Sirius didn't get to him. Now that sure would be hard but if he found himself in a tricky situation he would follow James advice: think of Snape. That might be such a turn off he would even manage to have Sirius doing almost anything to him.

"Thank you James, that's actually the greatest advice you've ever given. Thanks a lot. And by the way, I don't fancy Sirius." Remus said trying to sound believable. That he blushed when he said the last part didn't really help his statement sound believable at all.

James grinned and just said. "Sure no problemos. And of course I 'believe' you." He said and laughed. "By the way…" he added. "Can you wake Sirius up when it's time for dinner? I have to be outside Lily's classroom when her class ends. Can you do that for me? Please?"

"Yeah sure." Remus said without thinking.

"And Remus, you think you could help me to read through my essay? Pretty please?"

"Hey, why not, I have nothing else to do so; you just give it to me."

James handed over his essay to Remus who started to skim through it. James leaned back and let out a content sigh. He was darn proud of himself. He felt like he was smarter then the both of them, smarter then both Remus and Sirius. Because James had noticed something none of them had. Sirius and Remus coming to him for advice had made it all clear to him. It was like a little lamp had been turned on above his head just like in the cartoons he had watched a long time ago when he was a little kid. Remus had been like reading a book. Sirius though was more like opening that darn diary your little sister kept and wouldn't let you read. But he had figured it out anyways. Sirius actions gave him away. Lately James had noticed that Sirius tried to be in Remus's presence all the time. Poor Sirius probably had no idea about what was going on. In James mind it seemed that Sirius was using his game as an excuse to be closer to Remus than he usually is. James just hoped that Sirius wouldn't be so stupid and not see that had a thing for Remus that he would end up hurting his feelings. But if Sirius failed to notice what was going on with him, James would give him a nudge in the right direction. Now James had finally been given the chance to play Cupid. He had wanted it for a long time but he hadn't thought that he would end up with pairing up his two best friends.

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