Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, any of the characters, The Home Shopping Network, Hooters, Hello Kitty, Sesame Street or Sex And The City so don't sue me:D
Showtime!
"Ahh there's nothing like getting lots of new boots" said Mai as she walked into her bedroom pushing a shopping cart filled with boots "Unless it's trying them all on again!"
After the beating she got from Tea, Mai's memory was kind of fuzzy. The only thing she could remember was roaming around the mall in search of her lost boots. Everything else she did and saw was a complete blur. This was probably a good thing considering how she ended up coming onto Amelda. Then again she'd probably never believe it since she and Amelda hated each other. How dare he accuse her of trying to copy his sense of style? If anything she should accuse him of copying her sense of style! After all why would he wear a lavender midriff even if it looked completely ridiculous on him?
After roaming for awhile Mai finally came across her boots neatly piled up next to an escalator. What she didn't realize was that it was also the exact same spot where she had woken up. So if she had just looked to her left when she woke up, she would have seen her boots from the start. After checking to make sure they were all there, she now had to figure out how to get them home. Luckily for her the wino that usually hung out in front of the mall left his shopping cart unguarded. So Mai "borrowed" the shopping cart, tied it to her motorcycle(which Amelda also accused her of copying), and sped off towards Doom Headquarters.
"Well there's one thing he'll never be able to copy" said Mai as she stopped in front of her closet "All of these kickass boots! Mwahahahaha!".
Mai then tipped the shopping cart over and dumped all of the boots onto the ground. There were so many pairs of boots that it took Mai awhile to decide which ones she wanted to try on first . "Should I start with patent leather stilleto boots?" said Mai as she dug through the pile "Or should I start with the regular leather stilletos?". As she attempted to solve her dilemma, a strange noise was heard in the distance.
CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! THUMP!
"That came from the conference room!" said Mai as her violet eyes opened wide and she ran to her bedroom door "Should I go see what it is? Or should I-". Mai cast a glance backwards and saw all of her lovely new boots once again. They were all black, had cool heels, and best of all they were far too small for Amelda to ever think of stealing. The more she looked at them, the more they seemed to call out to her. Some of the boots were saying "Ooh try me!", others were saying "I'm a stilleto so what's not to love?", while the rest were saying "What better way to break me in than by kicking Varon in the butt?". After hearing what all of the boots had to say, Mai finally made up her mind. "I guess it's nothing important" said Mai as she closed the bedroom door and went back to where all of the boots were "After all nothing matters when you've got boots!"
"Yes! I made it just in time!" shouted Dartz as he looked at his watch while sitting on top of Raphael, Amelda, and Varon "NOW YOU THREE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
Even though Dartz told them to leave, Raphael, Amelda, and Varon just lay there groaning in pain. This second trip through a vortex was far more horrible than the first one. The reason for this was because all of the shopping bags in the vortex kept smacking them in the head. Dartz on the other hand hadn't noticed since he was more focused on getting home in time. When the vortex finally opened up it dropped Varon onto the floor of the conference room along with his shopping bags. Amelda was the next one out and he landed right on top Varon. Luckily for him he had no shopping bags. A few seconds later Raphael and all of his shopping bags flew out and landed on top of Amelda and Varon. Before Raphael even had a chance to get off of the two young men he was smothering, Dartz landed on top of him. Dartz began to lose his patience when he realized his three minions still weren't moving. Luckily he knew just how to get them going...
"Home Shopping Network!"
"Home Shopping Network!" suddenly blurted Raphael as he suddenly snapped out of it and looked around "I'm missing whatever's on special this hour!". Raphael then grabbed all of his bags and scrambled out of the conference room as quickly he could. "One moron down" thought Dartz to himself as he looked at his other two minions sprawled out on the floor "Two to go". When Dartz came out of the vortex, he was accompanied by a trenchcoat. It was black, had silver buckles, and it looked like something that only a complete weirdo would wear. Dartz knew what he had to do so he walked over to the semi-conscious Amelda with the coat in hand.
"This is one of the most hideous trenchcoats I've ever seen" said Dartz as he dangled it over Amelda's head like a cat toy "So naturally it must belong to you am I right?"
"MY TRENCHCOAT!" shouted Amelda as he suddenly jumped up and snatched the trenchcoat out of Dartz's hands "I never thought I'd see it again!". Amelda hysterically clung to the trenchcoat and nearly cried from the joy. This was something that even Dartz thought was kind of creepy. Amelda then ran out of the conference room as quickly as he could. He left so quickly in fact that he failed to notice that there was a little surprise peeking out of one of the pockets. Then again he'd figure it out eventually. Dartz then looked down and saw that Varon was the only one left and he knew just how to handle him...
"WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" shouted Dartz as he kicked Varon in the butt as hard as he could "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT!". "Don't make me laugh" said Varon who felt as if though he had been hit by a truck "You couldn't throw me out if your life depended on it!". This sounded like a challenge and Dartz was never one to pass up a challenge. "So you won't go willingly? Good!" said Dartz as he pulled a hockey stick out of thin air " Now I can do this!". Dartz swung the hockey stick and hit Varon as hard as he could.
"AHHHH!" screamed Varon as he suddenly flew across the super polished floor like some kind of human puck and went right out the door
CRASH!
"Goal!" shouted Dartz as he did a little victory dance with his hockey stick "Ahh now to enjoy some quality tele-". "Hey!" shouted Varon as he suddenly reappeared at the door "I had shopping bags you know!". Dartz immediately snapped his fingers and all of Varon's shopping bags flew up into the air and then straight at him. "Thanks..." mumbled Varon from somewhere underneath the pile of shopping bags.
"Moron.." muttered Dartz as he slammed the door to the conference room shut and locked it "Now to enjoy some quality television!". Dartz then pulled out the remote control and turned on the giant television screen in the conference room. "After a hard day of torturing minions" said Dartz as he sank into one of the comfy chairs "There's nothing like coming home and watching-". "Due to a baseball game" said a loud annoying voice on the television "Sex And The City will not be shown tonight!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Without "Sex And The City" Dartz's day just wasn't complete. He was completely miserable since he was being deprived of his favorite show due to a baseball game."First that stupid contest and now this!" sobbed Dartz as he pounded the table with his fists "Someone will pay for this!". He began to make plans to steal the souls of the players of both teams, but what would be the quickest way to do it? He was so busy thinking that he failed to notice that a small vortex had opened up right above him. Then it hit him...
POW!
"What was that?" shouted Dartz when he felt something fall on top of his head "If that was you Varon then I swear I'll-MY CAMCORDER!". Dartz had been so upset that he forgotten about his camcorder. Now that it had found it's way back to him, he didn't have any reason to be upset. After all he had an entire day's of unwatched footage to cheer him up.
"Can you believe this?" chirped the super cheerful salesperson of the hour on the television screen "This lovely Guardian Eatos figurine can be yours for only 3 payments of $19.99!"
"For once I'm not interested" thought Raphael as he looked over at the Guardian Eatos figurine on his nightstand "I've already got one and she didn't cost me a cent"
After getting back into his bedroom, Raphael immediately turned his tv to the "Home Shopping Network". There were still some commercials so this gave him time to do what he liked best: check out his new things. Raphael's face lit up like a kid on Christmas morning as he dumped all of the shopping bags onto the floor. There were so many bags that he ended up knee deep in junk. Of all the things he bought though, Raphael's favorite find had been the Guardian Eatos figurine. The other thing he liked the most was the roast beef scented pillow he bought. He then remembered that he had gotten some pillows for both of his friends, so he decided to take the pillows to them. Amelda's was lavender and smelled like cupcakes, while Varon's was pink and smelled like cotton candy.
"Now where was I?" said Raphael as he returned to his room and sat on his bed "Oh yeah! I was going to try out my new musical blender!". He immediately jumped off of his bed and began to search for the nearest power outlet. Raphael was so busy searching that he failed to detect a faint beeping sound coming from underneath the pile of things he had bought. A few minutes later the beeping increased, there was a faint roar, and the robotic vacuum cleaner finally managed to free itself. It had been on "dirt patrol" and it sensed some dirt, but was buried in the avalanche of junk before it got the chance to clean it. After a few seconds it once again managed to home in on the source of the dirt and began to beep rapidly.
"I know there's a power outlet somewhere around here" said Raphael as he crawled on all fours checking the walls "But where is it?".
Raphael was so busy looking for the outlet that he failed to notice the rapid beeping. He was also to busy to notice that his boots were completely filthy and had just become the target of his beloved robotic vacuum cleaner. "Ah here we go!" said Raphael as he finally located a power outlet near his nightstand "Now to-"
WHOOSH! CRASH!
The robotic vacuum cleaner fired it's boosters, flew into the air, and hit Raphael in the head. He immediately fell onto the ground and the vacuum rolled all over him and sucked up the dirt."Beep, beep, beep" said the vacuum cleaner when it finally rolled off Raphael and went off "beep, beep". Raphael groaned and quickly pulled himself up off the ground. "Uhhh" groaned Raphael who now had a huge bruise on the side of his head( but at least was dirt free now) "Did I just get hit by a UFO again?"
"Coming up in the next hour!" shouted the super cheerful salesperson on the television "An entire set of Guardian Eatos collector's shotglasses!".
The moment Raphael heard this he was overcome with that same familiar feeling. His heart was pounding, his palms were sweating, and he found himself reaching towards his back pocket. Raphael's hand reached his back pocket but then he realized something: his wallet was gone. "WHAT!" shouted Raphael as he jumped up and looked all around the room "Where did I leave my wallet?". "Hurry up and call in!" said the salesperson on tv as if in an attempt to further torment Raphael "We've only got 500 sets of the Guardian Eatos collector's shotglasses!". "I've got to find it!" shouted Raphael as he ran around in circles like crazy "Where did I leave it?"
The only response Raphael got was from his vacuum cleaner which was still beeping and roaming around the room. He figured that maybe had had dropped it somewhere on the carpet. Unfortunately he couldn't even see the carpet, so he was going to have to improvise. He quickly strapped on a snorkel and dove headfirst into the pile of junk in search of his wallet. What Raphael never suspected was that his wallet wasn't on the ground at all. When the robotic vacuum cleaner rolled over him, it sucked the wallet right out of his pocket. Now his wallet was trapped inside of it and was currently rolling around the room. "We're down to only 250 sets!" shouted the salesperson on the tv "So if you haven't called in already do it now! Or else it'll be too late!"
"I can't find it!" shouted Raphael as he suddenly emerged somewhere in the pile of junk several minutes later "Where did I leave it?". "And we are officially sold out of the Guardian Eatos collector's shotglasses!" said the salesperson on the television as they rang a bell "But don't worry we've got a lovely set of Kuriboh shotglasses as well!". "NO!" shouted Raphael as he pulled himself out of the pile of junk and sat there looking miserable "I don't understand what could have happened to my wallet!". "Beep beep beep" said the robotic vacuum cleaner as it rolled right by him once again "Beep beep".
"Lets see..." said Amelda who was busy putting Varon's picture on the main page of his website "What should I title this picture?"
Amelda's website was called "If You Can Read This You're Already Smarter Than Half Of My Coworkers". It was one of the strangest websites ever imaginable since it had break dancing robots on every single page. There were also three sections on the website in which Amelda whined, ranted, and complained about different people. The first section was called "The Goggle-Headed Moron" and it was about Varon. So naturally Amelda told all about Varon's secret love of "Sesame Street". He was also nice enough to include a bonus picture of Varon cuddling a plush Cookie Monster as he slept. The second section was called "The Copycat Skank" and was all about Mai. It had a list of all of the things Amelda believed that Mai had copied from him. It also featured a picture of her with horns and a beard drawn on. The third section was called "Who's The Bigger Flamer?" and it was about Raphael and Dartz. He wrote all about how Dartz would always set Raphael on fire every day during breakfast. He included pictures and mentioned that once the fire was put out, Raphael acted as if nothing had happened. It was no wonder that Amelda (or "SexyRedhead" as he called himself) had more fans than he could ever imagine.
"I guess I'll call it "Girly Varon"" said Amelda as he looked at the picture of a half dressed female Varon "Or should I just call it "Varona"?
PING!
"Oh great..." muttered Amelda when he realized that someone had just IM'd him "Who the Hell wants to bother me now?". At first he was tempted to ignore the person but then he noticed that their screen name was "CrazyAnzu". CrazyAnzu was not only one of his biggest fans, but she was also the webmistress of one of his favorite sites: "If You're Smiling Then I Hate You!". It was a website dedicated to bashing people who were always happy and who gave friendship speeches. Amelda couldn't get enough of the insane rants she posted in a section called "A Certain Girl I'd Like To Beat With A Stick". His other favorite section was one entitled "Why Am I Cursed With A Little Spiky Haired Pervert Who Can't Take A Hint?". He loved her website so much that he decided to contact her, but was surprised when she contacted him first and let him that she loved his site. They quickly became online friends and would always tell the other the type of morons they dealt with on a daily basis.
"Hey you won't believe what happened to me today at the mall" thought Tea as she typed on her computer "I met the weirdest person ever!"
"Then you're not the only one" thought Amelda as he typed his response to her "I met this really weird and crazy person today"
Tea wasted no time in telling Amelda all about the weird and creepy guy she kept bumping to all day at the mall. This guy not only had a really pretty face, but he looked better than her in a short shirt. This was already more than enough reasons for her to hate him, but there was more. The guy appeared at practically every store she went to and always wanted to buy the same thing she did. At this point she wanted to push him down the escalator but he did that to her first. The final straw was when she caught him trying to steal away the man of her dreams. She gave him a beating he'd never forget, but she still wasn't satisfied. She vowed that if she ever saw him again, she'd make that tall, scrawny, pretty, sissy boy regret ever being born!
"He'd better hope that I never find out who he is!" thought Tea who was shaking from rage at that moment "Otherwise I'll break every bone in his body!"
"Hell even I want to beat him up now!" thought Amelda as she shook his head in disgust at the moron "CrazyAnzu" just told him about "But nothing beats this girl I met today"
Amelda began to tell Tea all about the weird and crazy girl he kept bumping to all day at the mall. This girl was really weird since she had a pretty face and an unusually short skirt on. Normally this would have been enough for him to hate her and label her a skank, but he'd soon change his mind. Not only did this girl show up at nearly every store he went to, but she always tried to buy what he wanted. They'd end up fighting and that's when she'd snap and become a complete psychopath. She'd kick, beat up, and attempt to kill anyone that got in her way. It was shocking to see that such a pretty face could conceal such an evil mind. For some reason though, everytime he thought about that psycho girl he'd feel really weird...
"I think I found the woman of my dreams" thought Amelda as he sighed happily for a moment before looking back at the screen "But she'd probably just beat me up again"
"You're kidding right?" thought Tea who couldn't believe what "SexyRedhead" had just said "Why would you want such a sick twisted lunatic?"
"Well I did get a concussion today" thought Amelda who honestly didn't know why he was suddenly infatuated with a girl that had given him the beating of a lifetime "Then again I felt this way before that happened"
"You need to snap out of it!" thought Tea who couldn't believe that her best online friend had fallen for a homicidal maniac "Why don't we meet somewhere so I can talk some sense into you?"
"You want to meet me somewhere?" thought Amelda who was surprised since he had never really thought about meeting his online friend "Uh sure...so where should we meet?"
Tea quickly gave Amelda the address of a book store where they could meet in one hour. Once he wrote down the address, he logged out, turned off the computer, and got up from his desk. Amelda then walked over to the mirror in order to brush his hair before leaving."Maybe she's right" said Amelda as he went over to a mirror and examined a huge bruise he had on his cheek "Why would I want a psycho like that girl?". As he tried his best to figure out why he liked her, he noticed a strange aroma. He knew he had smelled that aroma somewhere but where?. He cautiously begin to follow the mysterious scent and was almost immediately led right to the closet where his new trenchcoat was. "The scent is coming from one of the pockets" said Amelda as he put his hand in the pocket to see what it was "But what could-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!". Much to Amelda's horror, the cute strawberry scented Hello Kitty had somehow found it's way into the pocket of his trenchcoat. After screaming for a minutes, Amelda dropped the Strawberry Kitty and ran out the door. After dealing with Strawberry Kitty he could easily deal with anything that came his way.
"I guess Amelda did keep the gift I gave him" snickered Varon when he heard Amelda's girly screams all the way from his bedroom "And I thought he was just going to throw it away"
Even though Varon had just had one of the most traumatic days of his life, he temporarily forgot about it. After all he had several bags full of cool and useless one of a kind junk. "I can't believe that I actually found a Cookie Monster backscratcher!" said Varon as he happily dug through one of the bags "And a matching toilet brush!". In fact it seemed that every single bag he opened had even cooler and weirder stuff than the last. Awhile later Varon realized that there were no more bags left and that's when the memories of his day returned to him.
"This day started off so bad" said Varon as he finally pulled himself off of the ground and looked around his room "For one thing I didn't get any breakfast!".
Breakfast was usually the best part of Varon's day and if he didn't have any, then his day would automatically be ruined. He was feeling pretty disappointed but then he remembered why he hadn't had any. After all waking up and finding out that he had somehow turned into the opposite sex was more than enough to make anyone forget breakfast. Varon quickly walked over to his closet and opened it up to check that everything was back to normal. Unfortunately a huge avalanche of dirty clothes fell out and buried him. Everything was definitely back to normal.
"I guess..." said Varon as he pulled himself out of the avalanche of clothes "I guess this day wouldn't have been so bad if no one had seen me". It was true that Varon's day did start off bad, but it got worse once Raphael and Amelda saw him. Raphael unwillingly walked in on him getting dressed and was completely traumatized when he saw his new figure. Amelda on the other hand laughed so hard when he first saw Varon that he passed out. That was kind of funny though since it was the same thing Varon did when he figured out Amelda was actually a guy. "But my day really began to go bad when Dartz saw me!" growled Varon as he attempted to stuff his clothes back in his closet "After all he's the one that did this to me!"
Varon had a good point since Dartz was the one who turned him into a girl just for cheap laughs. He was also the one who had sent him to a mall full of people in such humiliating condition. Even though Varon usually loved the mall, this was the one time he didn't want to be there. Not only was he nearly forced to try on lingerie, but he was hit on by Joey Wheeler. After seeing Joey's methods for picking up girls, he couldn't help but feel sorry for girls he hit on. If there was anything unsexy then it would have to be a guy shoving several corndogs in his mouth at the same time.
"But that was nothing at all" groaned Varon when he remembered the most humiliating moment he had "After all nothing tops that!"
Even though Varon had been female on the outside, he was still male on the outside. So when he ran into Mai at the mall he reacted like he usually did when she was around. Usually when Mai turned him down, he didn't really care and figured he'd try again the next day. Now getting turned down and called a tacky tramp by Mai while he was female, was one of the most traumatizing moments ever. He just wanted to crawl into a hole and die afterwards. "You'd think Dartz would've been satisfied by humiliating me like that" said Varon as he squeezed the pink cotton candy scented pillow Raphael had given him "But no! That just wasn't enough for him!".
Not only did Dartz force him to dance with him under threat of having all his information given to Joey, but he was forced to do so in drag. The gold dress and heels that Dartz made him wear(which were currently in the trashcan) left little to the imagination. At least the velour suit he had been wearing covered most his body. The only thing that made the whole experience kind of amusing was when Amelda ended up in drag too. It was amazing just how much Amelda looked like a real woman while wearing a dress and heels. It would have pointless for Dartz to waste his magic since he already looked the part.
"Well if there's anything I learned today it's one thing" said Varon as he jumped onto his bed and put the pillow behind his head "It's that Amelda really is girly whether he likes it or not so it's okay for me to tease him about it!".
After the long hard day he had had there was nothing Varon wanted more than to rest. So he stretched out and enjoyed the delicious cotton candy scent of the pillow Raphael gave him. It was amazing how Raphael managed to find the weirdest things while at the mall. Then again Varon had picked up some pretty cool things with the money that Pegasus had given him. Money that unwillingly ended up in the hands of sweet Mai who used it all to buy boots. Hmm maybe now she would finally accept his offer for a date. "I guess there's no harm in asking" yawned Varon as he felt himself slowly drifting off to sleep "But I guess I'll wait til tomorr-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"HAHAHAHAHHA!" laughed Dartz as he spat out a mouthful of popcorn as he glanced up at the screen "This is absolutely priceless!"
Dartz was comfortably lounging in a chair with a big bowl of popcorn and a pitcher full of strawberry daiquiris. After all what better way to enjoy tv than with a snack and a buzz? Then again Dartz hadn't really managed to eat or drink very much since he couldn't stop laughing. So far Dartz had seen the moment everyone figured out Varon had been turned into a girl, the moment when Varon unwillingly flashed Raphael, and a few other random moments. Dartz was laughing so hard that his sides were splitting, but nothing could've prepared him for the best part of all: Individual punishments!
"And here we have victim number one!" said Dartz as he greedily shoved some popcorn in his mouth and looked up at the screen "Amelda!"
Amelda was the first one that Dartz chose to punish just for fun and what a punishment it was! He was forced go to head to head with a female wrestler called The Slamazon. Even though Amelda was a guy, he was scrawny and was no match for The Slamazon. She tossed him and pounded him as if though he were a rag doll. It was the funniest thing Dartz had ever seen, but then it got even better! "I-I-I'm a man!" cried Amelda up on the screen as The Slamazon held him in a headlock. This answer wasn't good enough for The Slamazon who tossed Amelda into the middle of the ring and pulverized him. The moment she did this, Dartz spit his popcorn out yet again and laughed so hard that he couldn't even breathe. "No more!" gasped Dartz whose chest was hurting so bad that he pulled out the remote and fast forwarded the tape "My poor lungs...". After scanning through the tape, Dartz got to the second punishment and grinned like crazy.
"And here we have victim number two!" said Dartz as he fanned himself for a moment in order to try and get some more oxygen "Varon!"
Varon was the second one that was punished, but he actually deserved it. Dartz decided to sent Varon to another fun place: Hooters! Not only did Varon drop into Hooters dressed a waitress, but he landed right in Bandit Keith's birthday cake. Bandit Keith was the sort of person who would pound someone senseless for such a thing, but not this day. Poor little "Varona" was just too cute and sexy to pound, so he wanted her to repay him in another way. "I know just how you can repay me baby" said the dirty perverted Bandit Keith up on the screen "You can give me a flap dance!". "A WHAT?" screamed Varon at the top of his lungs "Wait...what's a flap dance?". Luckily for Varon a flap dance was nothing more than a dance he performed wearing a giant owl costume. Even though Dartz was supposed to be laughing at Varon, he couldn't help but laugh at Bandit Keith. "I have one word for someone who wants a flap dance" laughed Dartz as he pounded the conference table "Cuckoo!". Dartz laughed at his own corny joke for awhile before fast forwarding to the final and most hilarious punishment of all.
"And here we have the third and final victim" said Dartz as he took a few quick sips of his strawberry daiquiri before he started the tape "Raphael!"
Besides setting Raphael on fire every morning, Dartz didn't usually punish him. After all Raphael was pretty dull and never really seemed to do anything bad like Varon. He also didn't overreact and get upset over nothing like Amelda. Then again he had already punished Amelda and Varon, so it wouldn't be fair for Raphael to be deprived. The results were far more than anything Dartz could have hoped for. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE?" screamed a high and completely disoriented Raphael as he looked around "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!". Raphael had not only managed to get high but he roamed through half of the mall in such conditions. As he walked mothers pulled their children aside and told them to ignore the "crazy man". "My he can't hold his wacky weed can he?" said Dartz as he munched on a bit of popcorn "He'd have made a terrible hippie". Raphael then wandered into a music store, knocked over a few cd racks, and suddenly began to dance with his Guardian Eatos figurine. He danced and danced for what seemed an eternity, so Dartz fast forwarded the tape. Finally he got a part that he was absolutely dying to see. "Mmmm Guardian Eatos..." slurred Raphael as he kissed his Guardian Eatos figurine "I love you too.." The moment he did this Dartz laughed, cried, fell on the floor, rolled around, got back in his chair, and fell back on the floor.
"If he marries that thing" laughed Dartz who was fairly certain that he had broken several of his ribs at his point "I'd hate to see what their kids look like!"
After calming down a bit, Dartz got back in his chair and decided to continue watching the video. After all there were so many more humiliating moments that he had captured on tape. As Dartz was randomly fast forwarding and rewinding the tape, he reached one part that he had completely forgotten about. "Hey I'm going to stick his finger into his nose!" giggled the young boy named Valon up on the screen "That way it'll look like he's picking his nose!". Dartz then rewound the tape some more and realized that these three boys had not only poked him with sticks, but they accused him of wetting his pants as well. "Well it doesn't matter" said Dartz as he narrowed his eyes as he looked up on the screen "I'll get even with those little punks soon enough". Several hours later, Dartz was done watching the tape and he couldn't be happier.
"This is my greatest masterpiece ever!" said Dartz who was so overwhelmed that he was crying from joy "But where do I go from here?"
Never in his ten thousand years of life had Dartz felt this way before. He had created something so wonderful that he was afraid that he'd never be able to top it. Or could he? "Well..." said Dartz as he glanced over at his camcorder which was sitting over on the edge of the table "There's always tomorrow". He then gave a wicked smile, reached over for the camcorder, but his grip wasn't firm enough and...
CRASH!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Huh? That's the second time I've heard noise coming from the conference room" said Mai who was busy trying to shove all of her new boots into her closet "Oh well I guess it's nothing important"
THE END
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to everyone who read and reviewed this story!(You know who you are!) Ahh I think this chapter was the longest one ever in the story. Then again it is the very last one. I'm thinking of making a small spinoff about the moment "CrazyAnzu" and "SexyRedhead" meet (Ryuu Soba inspired me). Anyways thanks once again:)