Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

A/N: All ferret info comes from http:slashslashwwwdotferretcentraldotorgslashfaqslashthe names Ferret Bueller is from Degrassi: the Next Generation but they got it from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Amythestpony: Thank you hope the update is soon enough

Spinaround: Thanks I'm actually surprised you liked it; it was kind of a filler

"So the whole fight thing" Jess said. "Unnecessary" I clarified. "Well you know I just love fighting for no reason" Jess said sarcastically. "Well let's play a game" I said. "Uh I don't do games" Jess tried to weasel out of playing my game. "This one's fun it's called don't be mad" I smiled. "What did you do" Jess asked. "I bought a ferret" I said. "A FERRET" Jess yelled. "Yea a ferret" I said. "I don't do rodents" Jess said calmly. "They're not rodents" I began my prepared speech they're in between cats and dogs, a little closer to dogs. They are friendly and make excellent pets. If you've never met one before, the easiest way to think of them is somewhere between cats and dogs in personality, but rather smaller."

"Ok I know this speech is probably longer but I'm going to cut you off no ferrets" Jess said. "Oh please Jess he's so cute he's with the people next door because I thought I should tell you first" I said. "Rory you're going to get attached to the thing and then it will die and you'll cry and I don't like when you cry" Jess said. "That's sweet but" I pulled out I note card and started reading "ferrets typically live 6 to 10 years, with 6 apparently more common than 10. The oldest ferret I know of is 15."

"They smell" Jess complained.

I pulled out another note card and read that one

"Ferrets have an odor all their own, just like any pet. Some people like the musky scent; a few can't stand it, and most are in between. Personally, I think it's much better than wet doggy smell or cat box stench. If the ferret isn't yet altered, having that done will cut down on the odor a lot; (un-neutered) males, particularly, have a very strong smell. Young kits also have a peculiar, sharp scent which they lose as they get a bit older." I took a breath and read more.

"Descenting a ferret doesn't change the day-to-day smell. Only the scent glands near the tail are removed, which prevents the ferret from releasing bad-smelling musk if it's frightened, but doesn't stop the normal musky oils which come from glands throughout the skin. The two big things you can do to cut down on your ferret's odor are to bathe him less -- yes, less -- often and to clean his bedding more often. Most of the musk stays in the cloth, on the litter or paper, and on your floors and furniture, not on the ferret himself. Cleaning them can be a big help. Also, right after a bath the ferret's skin glands go into overdrive to replenish the oils you just washed away, so for a few days the ferret will actually smell worse. Foods containing fish may make your ferret, or his litter pan, smell worse than those with chicken, lamb, etc... You may also find that your ferret smells more during shedding season in the spring and fall. Some people have had good luck with Ferret Sheen powder and various air filter systems. "

I took another deep breath and looked at Jess. "Fine" he caved. "Really" my eyes lit up. "Yes lets go get him" he said sullenly. "YAY" I screeched. I jumped into his arms and danced around a bit. Jess laughed at me a little. "Come on" I said hyperly. (I know it's not a word but it was the only thing I could think of to describe her there is no adverb for hyper did you know that) I grabbed his arm and ran to the door. I knocked on the door really hard and Jamiee the girl who lives there opened the door.

"Come to get your ferret I suppose" Jamiee frowned. She was wearing this depressing black shirt that said in red letters that looked like they had been written in blood 'we'll all die soon enough you might as well wait to commit suicide.' "Um yeah how'd he get along with Death" I asked cheerily. "Death tried to kill him I'm sure they'll be great friends" Jamiee said in her monotone voice. "Oh well where is he" I asked. Jess just stood there with the same 'I don't want to be here' expression Jamiee had. "Right here I forgot what you named him so I've been calling him Suicide but I don't think he's gotten it yet so you can go back to calling him…" she broke off. "Bueller" I said just as cheerily as before.

"Wait a second you named your ferret Bueller" Jess finally spoke. "Yeah" I said simply. Just then Bueller ran up to us. I picked him up and swung him around a little. "When he pukes I'm going to laugh" Jess said. Jamiee finally smiled. "Hey look I got the Goth girl to smile" Jess rudely pointed out. Jamiee laughed a little it was more of a sneer "I like you why don't you guys come with my boyfriend and I to Myst tonight." (It's a real club in New Haven) "Sounds fun but…" Jess started before I interrupted him "We'd love to." "Great see you at 8 bye Rory bye Jess bye Ferret Bueller" Jamiee said happily. Something tells me she's not really gothic. My god Sherlock's got it again.

When we got back to our apartment the phone rang. I ran over to get it hoping it was my mom. I didn't feel like holding a phone so I put it on speaker.

"Hello" I said. "Hey do you take back my pink sweater already" mom asked. "Oh no" I whined. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease" mom pleaded. "No" I said. "Why not" mom whined. "I'm ban from the store" I said matter-of-factly. "Well than get Jess to do it" she suggested. "NO WAY" Jess piped in. "Oh please Jess" mom begged. "NO, NO, NO" Jess said. "Fine be that way but I'm so not paying for your wedding" she threatened. "WHAT" Jess and I yelled at the same time. "I heard you at the hospital. Why can't you be that sweet all the time Jess" mom asked.

"Ugh mom I have to get ready to go bye… OH wait Jess let me keep the ferret" I said. "Oh so I guess that means the creepy Goth girl didn't kill him" she laughed. "Well apparently she's not Goth she's punk" Jess said reading a note on blood red paper that I guessed was from her. "Oh ok" mom said "well I'll let you guys get ready to go where ever you're going bye." "Bye oh and we're going to Myst with Jamiee and her boyfriend" I said knowing my mom was suffering from lack of information. "Oh well you don't have to tell me you're an adult bye sweets" she said and hung up the phone quickly. I laughed a little and went into the bedroom to pick out something to wear.

I ended up wearing a blue jeans min and a light blue baby tee with a jeans jacket. I don't think Jess even changed. When I saw him again he had his leather jacket on. We met Jamiee and her boyfriend Derek downstairs. Jamiee was wearing a black leather min a red cami and a short leather jacket. Derek was wearing slightly baggy jeans and a dark green tee shirt. I was relieved to see that they too had dressed relatively casually.

Next chapter the club.