Solecito asked for teh main fic, so here it is! We also have new character to our ranks! Welcome Marin to the cast of TTOTA! (claps) mini sabbi brain Sabs, I think you're adding to many characters! Oh boy...anyway, let's see how this chapter turns out.

Disclaimer: If you don't know this by know this by now I'll beat you in the keister.

Chapter 13: Behind Enemy Lines

"Heard but not seen."

Tidus followed the dark passageway for what seemed like hours. He knew that he was descending because of the tunnels slope, he just didn't know how far. He moved as silently as possible because he was very aware that this tunnel echoed like a mother-. The tunnel ended abruptly and gave way to a dimly lit hallway, Just like in the movies. He edged along the right wall quietly and methodically so as to stay invisible, but he couldn't do anything about his rapid breath. He snuck a glance down the hallway to his right and decided to go down it. He took several more twists and turns until stopping suddenly at the sound of voices. He peeked around the corner to see a Cloud, Tifa, and Vincent walking down the hallway.

"What do we tell Seymour?" asked Tifa nervously.

Cloud shrugged," We'll play this one by ear, eh Vince?"

Vincent nodded, but kept the same solemn face that masked his face perpetually. Suddenly, Cloud's head snapped to the left and his eyes narrowed. With one swift movement he thrust his hand into the shadow of the hallway corner and pulled out a woman dressed in all black. Cloud found himself lost in her eyes for a brief moment before shaking his head and pinning her against the wall.

"Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you here?" he growled at her in a low, threatening voice.

The woman didn't answer and Cloud ripped off her mask with fiery rage," Answer me!"

He was stunned to find the most beautiful face he had seen in his life, slender with eyes of silver rimmed green, pale in the light so that it made her look mysterious, and feathered out black hair. He was at a loss for words and stood there, dumbly gazing at her face without moving.

The woman smiled evilly," I'm Marin. Who might you be, handsome?"

Tidus almost burst out laughing as his gaze went from Cloud's stunned expression to Tifa's fuming one.

Cloud regained his composure and said softly," It's Cloud, not that it's any of your business."

"No, but I'd like it to be," Marin purred.

Cloud couldn't take it any more," Get her out of my sight!"

With that he threw her at Vincent and stormed off down the hallway.

"He's got quite a temper, no?" commented Marin with a joking tone.

"Shut up bitch," growled Tifa as she handcuffed her and led her down the opposite hall.

Tidus wasn't sure, but he swore he saw her wink at him.

Break:

Tidus waited for Vincent to follow Tifa before venturing onward. His gut feeling led him through many different passages until he found one with a door at its end. The door read," WARNING! NO ADMITTANCE WITHOUT PERMISSION!"

Tidus decided that if curiosity was going to kill the cat, the cat might as well put up a goddamn fight. He waited for a guard to pass, and in a Sam Fischer move, snapped the guard's neck (but not so much as to kill him) and dragged his hand over to the imprint pad next to the door.

"Welcome Sergeant Tomlinson," said the computer in a monotonous female voice.

"Thanks serge," muttered Tidus as he placed the unconscious guard on the wall opposing the pad.

The door led to a circular room with 3 passages sprouting from it. The sign above the center path read:

Left: Lab

Right: Containment

Center: Prep Room

Tidus decided that if Riku were going to be anywhere, it would be prep for whatever was coming next. He edged down the center passageway until he reached a window, he could see figures moving in it, but he decided that the crack in the door was safer. He saw Riku on some sort of examining table with men in white robes all around him.

"Organs all prepped and ready sir. Commence extraction?" said the first man in white.

"Keep your shirt on, I want to get him completely stabilized before we operate," said the second man.

The first man, obviously the lesser doctor, shrugged and went to stand in the corner.

Tidus watched and waited.

Break:

Marin sat and felt the handcuffs that binded her hands and sighed. She glanced up at Tifa and found that her eyes were still boring into skin like they had been for the past hour or so. She's jealous, thought Marin and stifled a giggle, well, he was hot.

"So you like him?" she prodded, hoping to distract her big breasted guard long enough to get to the lock pick in the back of her belt.

Tifa's glare became more menacing as she growled," None of your fucking business."

Marin smirked," So you dooooooo. Does he like you? Have you asked him?"

Tifa's gaze faltered a little bit and she flushed at the cheeks," Shut up."

Marin saw she was making a dent and decided to go for the kill," Oh come on, how couldn't he? Your boobs are huge! And your legs, how do you keep them girl?"

Tifa glanced down at her legs, and Marin sprang into action. Her fingers flicked the lock pick out and slipped it quietly into the keyhole of the cuffs.

"They're not that great," said Tifa shyly still blushing.

"Come here and I'll tell you how to really get him!" Marin said convincingly.

Tifa moved toward the chair and bent over excitedly," What!"

In a flash, Marin ripped out of the handcuffs and hit Tifa square in the side, knocking her out cold.

Marin raised herself from the chair and grinned down at Tifa's sleeping form," A brain biotch."

Break:

Cloud stood at ease in front of Seymour as the Guado stared at him.

"So agent Cloud, why is it that the summoner has yet to be defeated?" asked Seymour with his eyes on fire.

Cloud didn't scare easily, but right then he felt as if he might be," He magic is strong sir. Her friends lend her much strength and power."

"Bullshit!" roared Seymour," Your team is just so weak that it cannot defeat a lone girl!"

Cloud felt his pride telling him to beat the shit out of the Guado, but he restrained himself. You shouldn't fight a black mage with a sword unless you are fast, and he was not nearly fast enough to take on a high-class mage like Seymour.

"I'm sorry sir, it won't happen again sir!" he rattled out quickly.

"It better not," replied Seymour haughtily," you have one more chance. You versus her, one on one in the next round. Lose and you are dead."

Cloud nodded.

Break:

Tidus had to think fast, they were about to dissect Riku of his organs and he was just sitting there. And of course, he had no better idea than to trip the security alert switch and bail. That left him with one choice, left passage or right passage? Right sounded good; labs were never a cool place to be when mad scientists surround you. He rounded the bend of the hallway and saw a grate on the ceiling. Using his arms, he pulled the grate out and jumped up into the ventilation system, replacing the grate carefully. He crawled on his hands and knees forward until, the shaft broke and he fell down into a circular room.

"Owwwww," Tidus moaned as he rubbed the back of his head.

Then he saw his surroundings and opened his eyes wide in horror," No..."

Break:

Preview of Chapter 14:

What has Tidus found deep underground the stadium? And who is this new mysterious ninja, Marin? How will they escape and how will Yuna overcome Cloud's massive blade? All in the next chapter so stay tuned!

Post Chapter Analysis:

Okay people, no more extra characters. I'm done, Marin is the final one. I can't find anymore room for another dude or dudette. Anyway, cliffhanger for this chapter, so deal with it! This week's shout outs go to my sis, Sol, Xmaster who is back, Bri, and all my other new reviewers! Read their fics or I will send an arthritic, blind man to cut your hair.

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I've decided to start doing videogaming reviews for those who want them. If you don't want to read this following segment then don't.

Okay people here's the deal. I like videogames. If God told me that I had to kill every hobo in the world to play videogames again, I would kill the future hobos too. Some of the games that will be mentioned on here I like, and some I hate. Just read and be happy.

God Of War

If Marilyn Manson and the Hulk had a kid, Kratos would be that kid. A guy that looks like a tiki wrestler (in his man-skirt) who is pissed at anything that breathes. If he could he would prey on girl scouts. Needless to say this makes him the coolest guy ever to beat the mother loving shit out of a god. Sure Ares is tough as nails (not to mention the hardest boss battle I've had in a while), but Kratos could eat him for breakfast any day of the damn week. Now i'm not gonna say play this game just cuz Kratos is cool (cuz he iz), but GOW also has stunning graphics (BOOOBS!), harder than shitting an obese chinchilla levels, and a plot that would make Square crawl into a fetal position and eat it's shorts while crying for it's mother. In short, blood, action, boobs, killer plot, boobs, cool hero, boobs, awesome weapons, boobs, gnarly enemies, and boobs.

Devil May Cry

Dante is the shit. Capcom finally got off its fat ass and made a game that didn't involve a dude in blue shooting the same creatures and bosses as last time with the same goddamn plot. DMC has the perfect combination of swords, guns, blood, and cool guys with bleached hair and hilarious attitude. If you ever feel like maiming hellspawn to the point of exhaustion, pick up this game. Trish is hot...but they ruin it by saying that she looks like Dante's mother.

Shinobi

Killing fast has never been so much fun. There is no way to explain it, there is just something cool about mass murdering people in under 5 seconds just to see the same 3 cut scenes. The game itself is uber hard (especially the level 3 boos that insists on gaining back health and sending rabid wolves at you). I hate being gang banged by 15 guys and having to kill them all in under 1.5 seconds to get more blood points to sait my swords hunger which kills me if I don't give it the blood aforementioned (breathe in, breathe out).

I would recommend this game to controller masochists.

The Bouncer

Probably Square's low point in life other than FF9, The Bouncer is an average fighting game that gives you may to little experience to do anything with it along with a shit plot.

Tales of Symphonia

Everybody who knows me well knows that I loathe gamecube with all my heart. From its shitty games to its awkward shape (the cube is a piece of shit) gamecube is the worst game system you could punish anyone with. Just prove my point, Nintendo allowed the release of TOS. TOS is a shitty game, with cliché predictable characters, a cliché predictable plot, and fucking horrible dialogue. Orphaned boy whose parents were killed by bad guys must use legendary swords to protect sweet healer-girl on her pilgrimage to death so as to save earth from destruction for some years. If that's not FFX you can call me a sterile gopher. The only good thing about it is the battle system, but the rest sucks too much to make me give. Rating? DEATH TO ALL WHO CREATED IT!

.hack/ Infection

This game only succeeds in making me want to play in the real world. The graphics are cool and the plot is good, but the dungeons are too fucking long and hard to really make it stay fun. And when you die you revert to last save. So I beat 3 super long super hard dungeons forget to save and lose to a boss called Moo-moo the crocodile eater. BULLSHIT! I hope the sequels are better.

SSX Tricky

I don't care if rap sucks worse than a bucket of 5 cent whores, "Tricky" by Run DMC is so good as an intro it hurts. The game itself has:

a. Yummy graphics that have vibrant colors to show off the kick ass courses.

b. Mechanics that make you feel like you are really boarding.

c. Sick tricks that look sweeter than sugar on the doughboy.

My only complaint is that Eddie's disses are shitty and his comebacks make me want ram him into a metal cheese muffin pie.

These are this week's reviews people. Stay tuned