Carlotta
Everyone adores me
I am the greatest singer ever lived.
I enjoy sucking up to fops
Then freaking out at them the next day.
I am great
I am beautiful
I am Italian!
I am La Carlotta Guidicelli
And you take my role
And I will blame you for everything bad that happens.
I think life is about fat opera singers,
Me, and scaring children.
Now that I've told you about myself,
You give me 50 francs
Or adore me
Non? Then GET OUT! I WILL SEND MY DOGGIES ON YOU! Crooooaaakkk...
