Carlotta

Everyone adores me

I am the greatest singer ever lived.

I enjoy sucking up to fops

Then freaking out at them the next day.

I am great

I am beautiful

I am Italian!

I am La Carlotta Guidicelli

And you take my role

And I will blame you for everything bad that happens.

I think life is about fat opera singers,

Me, and scaring children.

Now that I've told you about myself,

You give me 50 francs

Or adore me

Non? Then GET OUT! I WILL SEND MY DOGGIES ON YOU! Crooooaaakkk...