Rws: Chapter 3 coming up!

Everyone: Yeah (very sarcastically)

Rws: Oh come on! Third Chapter!

Inuyasha: Super! Like oh my Gosh! It's like the 3rd Chapter! Like o- (interrupted by Rws)

Rws: I meant excited not gay!

Shippo: Ha Ha! Inuyasha"s gay!

Inuyasha: I am not!

Rws: Ok who gets to do the disclaimer? Raise your hands!

Everyone: (sweatdrops)

Rws: Oh! Lot's choices tonight! I will use the Magic Disclaimer Wheel so it will be fair! (spins wheel) And the disclaimer today is: Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: Oh yippee. (rolls eyes)Runs With Scissors (a.k.a. JewelQueen) doesn't and never will own Inuyasha so help me God!

Rws:………………….right (sweatdrops)

Rws: Thank you to all of my reviewers:

Chewy518: Thank for reviewing my story! I will keep writing!

Spirit-Hunter: Um, thank you I think?

YOU KNOW WHO: Um, thanks. I like Megan too!

Mikala: Thanks! I like humor!

Fruitbasketfan: Thank you! It is hilarious isn't it?

Chaotic-Collide: Thank you! Is it really that funny? Spinning in my computer chair is really run! Wheeeeee!

Kagome, Julie, and Sesshomaru all received their drinks and stated to talk again. "So Kagome, what other jobs have you had?" "Um, I worked at a video store and a clothes store." Julie eyed her suspiciously. "What did you sell at this so called 'video store'? Videos, DVDs, games or video cassettes?" Kagome sweatdropped. "Um all of them?" Julie's eyes lit up. "Oh my gosh! Really? I have never seen one of those before." "Maybe because no one likes to take you out in public?" Sesshomaru asid taking a sip of his drink. "What? Why not?" Julie looked at the ground. "Oh! Shiny Penny! I call it!" Julie dove for it turing over about 3 tables. "Point proven."

The three of them all sat at the table again, penny and all. "Now Kagome wh-…" Sesshomaru stopped and looked past her, out side. "What?" He just kept on looking until Julie and Kagome looked a girl in a black ninja uniform was holding up a sign that said, "The end is coming. Prepare your marsh,allows." Sesshopmaru rolled his eyes, "Excuse me," and walked outside. He walked up to the ninja and pulled out a tazer un. The ninja looked at him and started talking to him. Sesshomaru started yelling snd pointing at the ninja and everywhere. Julie cocked her head and looked at Kagome. "Are they playing charades?" Kagome sweatdropped. "Um, I don't think so." Julie nodded. "Good because I hate chardes." They looked outside and saw Sesshomaru hit the ninja with the tazer gun, making them fly back away from the window.

Sesshomaru walked back inside and sat down. "Who or what was that?" Kagome asked. "And why do you carry around a tazer gun?" Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. "It was Katie she was talking about how marshmallows will save the earth." "Her again?" Julie said surprisingly. "Ithought we, um 'took care of her'?" "I thought so to but we were wrong." "Um, took care of her? What did you do?" Kagome asked a little scared." She was trying to kill Julie because she wants to be closer to me because she has a huge crush on me." Sesshomaru said. Just then a girl in a Bunny costume burst into the café. Everyone groaned. It was Megan. Kouga who was at the counter saw her. "Ah! Gotta hide!" he jumped behind the counter. Megan got a huge smile on her face. Shw whipped out an Easter basket full of brightly painted eggs. She started throwing them at people yelling, "Happy Christmas! Merry Thanksgiving!" Julie turned to Kagome and said, "Want to see something funny?" Kagome smiled." Oh sure." "Ok sssshhhhhh." Julie crept up behing Kouga and screamed, "MOUSE!" Kouga screamed and jumped up on the nearest table. "Where!" Megan turned and saw Kouga. Her eyes got really small. "Kouga mumbled, "Oh, crap." Her eyes shot open and she screamed, "EVIL POPCORN KING!" She jumped on him and tried to beat him up. He shoved her off mumbhling curse words. Megan looked up at him frm, her spot on the floor. "I see your new powers have not weakened. I will be back! Ha ha ha ha ha h-…"SMACK! Megan ran into a window. She got up and looked at it. "This is an odd door." Julie got up and tapped on Magan's shoulder. As Megan was turing around, Julie punched her and knocking her out. She picked her up and started dragging her to the door mumbling, "I sweart…I'm going to kill… stupid bunny." She tossed Megan outside. Julie turned around and everyone was looking at her. "WHAT!" She then turned around to see……

Rws: Oh snap! Cliffie! I left you in suspense!

Kagome: R&R!

Miroku: Will you bear my child? (gets hit in the head by Sango)

Sango: Put your hormones back in the basket Miroku.

Rws: Thank you to Silk and Frosted Flake (sisters) for lines in the story! Love you bunches!

Everyone: R&R!

Ja ne

Runs with Scissors (a.k.a. JewelQueen)