Rws: Hello Everyone! Runs with Scissors here! How is everyone today?

Everyone: Fine, Ok, could be better, bad no that your here.

Rws: Ok I would like to first give a shout out to all of my reviewers! You guys keep me writing!

Inuyasha: That's why people don't review that much for you story! Ha ha!

Rws: Whatever. Thank you:

Moonscout11: Thank you for the review! Thank you also for your vote!

theavatar1207: Thank you! Sorry I don't like Kikyo. Hhhmmm, lava (scribbles stuff down in notebook)

inuyasha1000000000- Thank you for the review! I like your alternate egos too! Mine are on vacation. : )

youdon'tknowme- I will keep writing! I also laugh at their pain!

?- Thank you for voting and reviewing!

Aqua Miko-Me and my friends act like this too but we don't run into ceilings. I'm glad you think the story is funny!

FluffysGurl17-Thanks for your vote!

fluffychick15- Is it weird. (reads over story). Yea I guess it is a little out there!

Rws: Magic Disclaimer wheel time! Fun Fun! (Spins wheel) Round and round it goes where it stops nobody know except for me! Ha ha...and today Kouga gets to do the disclaimer! Congratulations!

Kouga: (sweatdrops) Thank you, I think. Runs with Scissors/ JewelQueen doesn't own Inuyasha. Hey why does it have to be called Inuyasha? Why not Kouga? Yea that souns better then that mutt-faces name.

Inuyasha: Yea whatever wolf. Dream on!

Kagome: Here's the story!

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Sesshomaru, Kagome, Kikyo, Inuyasha, and Julie all sat at the table once again. But this time they were actually sitting there is peace. Sesshomaru and Julie kept asking Kikyo and Kagome questions. It was going well. To well. All of a SUDDEN...

Ha ha I got you excited! Anyway, they did see something. Something a little unusual and weird. A man wearing a priest outfit kept walking up to every girl that passed him and seemed to say someting that would make her blush. Then a girl wearing a red shirt and blue jean shorts would come up and smack him over the head. He kept on doing that until they got in the cafe.

The two of them sat in the booth aross from the group. The young man then turned to Kagome and stared at her. Kagome quirked an eyebrow. "Um, can I help you?" He got on a lecherous smile. "Why yes!" He walked over to Kagome and knelt before her and took her hand. "Will you bare my ch-" Before he could finish the girl who was with him smacked him across the head. "Idiot." She turned to Kagome. "Sorry about him." Kagome smiled at the young girl. "It's ok." Kagome put out her hand. "I'm Kagome." The girl took her hand. "I'm Sango. And he," pointing to the dizzy eyed man on the floor," is Miroku. He is my brother." (JOKING! HA HA! SCARED YOU!) "He is my boy friend."

Miroku got off the floor. "Where am? Who am I?" Sango rolled her eyes. "Shit. I smacked him to hard." Julie ran over to Miroku. "You are a chicken knight, fighting against the Evil Popcorn king!" "Yes, CLUCK MA'AM!" Julie saluted him. "Now go peck around!" Miroku started walking around the cafe acting a like a chicken pecking at the floor and at people. Sango glared at Julie. "Do you think this is funny?" Julie shook her head. "Nope. He is fighting for a good cause. Haven't you heard of the Evil Popcorn King?" Sango sweatdropped. "Um no. Why should I?" Julie's eyes bulged. "Yes! He might turn you into an evil popcorn ball and become one of his minions!" Sango turned to everyone. "Um, I am I the only one who thinks she is crazy?" "Everyone shook their heads."Nope."

Miroku started pecking at Sesshomaru head. "Um, do you mind?" "CLUCK Feel evil presence. CLUCK! Coming this way. CLUCK! EVIL." They all rolled their eyes, thinking that Miroku lost it when Kouga burst through the door covered in banana peels, garbage, marshmallows, and Fruity Pebbles. Everyone looked at him like he was nuts. He shot all of them a glare. "DON'T ASK!" Of course, someone did yet someone unexpected. "What did you do?" Sesshomaru asked. "DIDN'T I JUST SAY 'DON'T ASK'?" "Yes, but I knew it would get you angry." Sesshomaru said sipping his coffee. Julie whispered something to Miroku and he nodded. He walked over to Kouga and got really close to his face. (NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT! EWW!) "What do you want?" "Do...do you..." "Spit it out!" Do you know the muffin man?" Kouga finally lost it.

He picked up Miroku and...

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Rws: Another cliffie! I am leaving on the edge of a cliff!

Miroku: What happens to me? (grabs Rws's shirt and shakes her) Do I die? What happens to me?

Kagome: Reviews! Calling all reviews!

Inuyasha: No don't review! Then she will think people like her and she will keep writing! Please don't!

Kouga: (picks up Inuyasha and throws him in a closet and locks the door) Now hopefully he will shut up!

Inuyasha: Hey1 let me out! I don't like the dark! Let me out! The boogie man could be in here!

Rws: Well I am crazy, in case you haven't already noticed by my story. And if you haven't know that I'm crazy well you have problems. So R&R! Till next time!

Shippo and Rin: Bye bye!

Ja ne

Runs With Scissors/ JewelQueen