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Inuyasha: We get it!

Rws: Ok. Well this is my 6th chapter and I'm so happy!

Kagome: Wonderful.

Rws: Anyway it's that time again!

Sango: 5:55P.M?

Rws: No! Well… yes but that's not what I mean! It's the Magic Disclaimer Wheel time! spins wheel Round and round it goes where it stops nobody knows… except for me! And today……….. Inuyasha gets to do the disclaimer! Yea!

Inuyasha: Ok Rws/JewelQueen doesn't own Inuyasha blah blah blah you suck blah blah get on with it.

Rws: Here we go!

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Recap: Julie whispered something to Miroku and he nodded. He walked over to Kouga and got really close to his face. (NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT! EWW!) "What do you want?" "Do...do you..." "Spit it out!" Do you know the muffin man?" (Many cracked up at that part)Kouga finally lost it.

He picked up Miroku and...

Was about to throw him out a window when Sango tackled Koga knocking all three of them down. They all groaned in pain.

"Damn you Sango," Koga said groaning.

"Shut up," Sango said trying to get up but Koga was on top of her. Miroku being the pervert he is went to rub Sango's bottom. He went a little higher and he felt something furry. 'What the, this wasn't here before.' He then felt a little more and realized what it was. It was a tail. 'Oh please no….'

"Monk what the hell are you doing!" Koga yelled. Miroku was rubbing Koga's butt. Koga jumped up from the pile blushing. "What is your problem!"

"I didn't mean to I thought it was Sango's bot…" Miroku started to explain.

"You stay the hell away from me!" Koga yelled before running out the door.

Sango at this point was cracking up so hard tears were coming out of her eyes. "Oh my God Miroku! I can't believe you did that!"

Julie walked over to Miroku since Sango got up and was sitting in the booth still cracking up. "Good job soldier. You took one for the team." She said patting him in the back.

"My hands………" he said quietly. "Miroku?" Kagome said slowly. "MY HANDS! THEIR SOILED! OH MY GOD!" He ran into the bathroom.

"What is his problem?" Kikyo said. "Who knows," Inuyasha said.

"Any way back to the interview. Kagome what is your favorite type of cookie? Julie asked. "Chocolate chip cookies," Kagome said. "Ah yes very good very good," Julie said writing it down.

"Julie what does this have to do with the job?" Sesshomaru asked. "Dude just go with me on this one," Julie said. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes and looked at his half empty coffee. "I need more coffee."

"Ok Kikyo what is your favorite cookie?" Julie asked. "Why Chocolate chip cookies of coarse!" Kikyo said smiling. Julie shook her head. "Not good. Very bad." "Hey wait a second! When Kagome said Chocolate chip cookies you were all happy and when I say it you get all angry? What the hell is going on?"

"Hey! I ask the questions around here buddy! You can answer them or leave!" Julie yelled back. They then heard something approaching them. They all turned to see Miroku finally come out the bathroom. The only thing was was his hands were wrapped in 23 layers of paper towels. They looked like over sized mittens.

He sat down next to Sango in the booth. "I'm infected," he said quietly. Everyone rolled their eyes. "I'll be right back," Julie said getting up. "Yea me too," Sesshomaru said getting up after Julie. "I need more coffee."

After those two left the table became silent. Miroku decided to take a drink of coffee with his over sized paper mittens on. BIG MISTAKE! He ended up spilling coffee all over his lap and the floor. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HOT HOT HOT!" he screamed getting up. He ran right into the coffee on the floor and fell in it. "Oh my God Miroku are you all right?" Sango said running towards him but also ended up slipping and falling on top of Miroku.

"Sango!" Kagome cried as she too ran towards the two on the floor and slipped and fell on top of Sango. As she fell her wallet came out of her pocket spilling money out of it. "Money!" Kikyo and Inuyasha cried running towards and they slipped and YOU KNOW THE DRILL! So here was the order: Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Kikyo, and Inuyasha. That was when Sesshomaru and Julie came back.

They looked at the huge human sandwich While Sesshomaru sweatdropped Julie got a big smile on. "DOG PILE!" She screamed jumping on Inuyasha adding yet another layer to the pile. Sesshomaru looked at them and then at his half empty coffee and then back at them. "Yea….. Um….. Yea I'm going to need alot more coffee."

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Rws: Omg! I finally finished my 6th chapter. I'm so happy! I want give a shout out to my reviewers:

Aqua Miko-Thank you! I liked the muffin man part too!

Sheeta moon- Thank you. I'm glad you think it's great!

Fluffychick15- Thank you for updating! Yea squirrels can be evil! Especially on my boyfriends street! Demon squirrels!

Sexysk8rchick- Thank you! I'm glad you think it's hilarious!

Lost my sanity- I'm so happy that you think this is the funniest story you ever read! I'm sp happy (starts to bawl)

Frie Fox- Thanks! I'm happy you love it!

Rws: Well that's everyone! Thank you guys so much!

Kagome: Until next time!

Inuyasha: No! There will be no next time! Ha ha ha ha h- (gets knocked over the heads)

Sango: Shut up! R&R!

Shippo: Bye bye!