Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls.

A/N: I know I said that I'd have 30 chapters but this is the last chapter. Look out for the sequel the Spawns of Screw Up. Oh and btw this is kind of a summary of what happens in between now and the beginning of the sequel.

Spinaround: Thanks hope it wasn't too random though

Soph: Thanks. Yea sorry I skip. Yup. Well would you stay with your boyfriend/girlfriend if they were still in love with their ex. Well they don't know yet but they find out in this chapter. This is the end.

After talking to my mom and drinking coffee for about an hour and a half Jess walked in the door.

"Hey Ror" he said. Jesse burped and everyone laughed.

"Hey Jess how was the doctor's" I asked.

"Ok I guess they gave him a prescription for some medicine that I'm sure he'll spit out" Jess said.

"Well at least you have one kid that's not defective" mom said.

"MOM" I yelled "Jesse is not defective Jess had reflux as a baby too that's why he has it." (A/N: I don't know if it's genetic but I know baby's get it a lot)

Luke walked out from behind the counter and shoved a rag in Jess's free hand.

"What's this for" Jess asked.

"Jesse is going to learn how to bus tables" Luke said.

"He is" Jess said unenthusiastically.

"Yes and he learns by watching you so go clean" Luke pointed to a table.

Mom took Alexia and I took Jesse. I handed mom a bottle and we fed them together.

"I can't wait until ours is born" mom blurted out.

"What" everyone including Luke said?

The next few months blew by so fast I finally got what my mom said about growing up to fast. Soon it was Christmas. Jesse and Alexia started crawling. Then around April they started to stand. In June Alexia said her first word "coffee." Jesse poor thing his first word was "huh." By July they were walking around and they went with us to the hospital when mom had her baby girl Keli. When their birthday's rolled around we went back to Stars hollow and threw them the biggest party ever. The whole town came and so did Jamiee Derrick Doyle and Paris or should I say Mrs. Gellar (she refused to change her name but uses Mrs. I know it sounds way wrong.)

Jess started writing his second book which happens to be an unplanned for continuation of Screw Up titled Screw Up Strikes Again. We moved out of our apartment after Jess's graduation and moved to New York. I got a job at the New York Times. Paris decided to go to law school. Doyle was also offered a job at the New York Times and they both moved to New York. Jamiee and Derrick moved to New York just to be close to us I guess. We finally told grandma and grandpa yesterday they weren't too mad actually they seemed kind of proud that I finished school and had two babies. Alexandria still has her million different names. Jesse still goes by Jesse. They've been doing pretty well. Jesse got over his reflux when he was around 3.

Everything is going great no problems at all. Well maybe a few but that's another story for another day.