Rws- Hello there people! I'm so happy do you know why!
Inuyasha- No idea
Rws- Because I'm on 11 FAVORITES LIST! I'm so happy! (Throws confetti)
Everyone- Good job!
Rws- I know I'm so happy! (Tears up) I would like to thank all of my reviewers and friends for helping and supporting me! You guys rock!
Kagome- Yea thanks you guys!
Rws- Ok now it's time for the Magic Disclaimer Wheel! (All stand in awe) (Spins wheel) Round and round it goes where it stops nobody know, except for me! And today……… Kagome will do the Disclaimer! Yippee!
Kagome- JewelQueen/Runs W/ Scissors doesn't own Inuyasha or any one reading this. Unless Rumiko Takahashi is reading this then I really like your work!
Shippo- On with the show!
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Recap: They looked at the huge human sandwich While Sesshomaru sweatdropped Julie got a big smile on. "DOG PILE!" She screamed jumping on Inuyasha adding yet another layer to the pile. Sesshomaru looked at them and then at his half empty coffee and then back at them. "Yea….. Um….. Yea I'm going to need alot more coffee."
So everyone was once again sitting at the booth/table thing. Everyone is: Julie, Sesshomaru, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Kouga, Inuyasha, and Kikyo. They we're all having a nice interview, when they saw something. Something you don't see everyday. Two little girls walking into the coffee holding large bags of….marshmallows…and Easter eggs? Everyone groaned realizing who they were.
Katie and Megan returned and seemed like they we're working together. "We have found you at last Popcorn King," Megan said loudly. (AN: I want to say I messed up a little. I made Julie against the popcorn king. I meant to type Megan but let's just say Julie gave up her fight. Okay? My apologizes!)
Katie was just gazing at Sesshomaru, dreaming about their wedding. Megan's words snapped her out of her daydream. "We have come for revenge for all the times you have embarrassed us! We have taken your shit for far too long! And it's time for revenge!" At Megan's last words they both lunged at the group, Megan aiming for Kouga, Katie for Sesshomaru.
Katie latched onto Sesshomaru arm. He shook his arm. "Get off if me! I'll call the police!" He yelled. "Never! I love you Sesshomaru and I know you love me back! Admit it!" Kagome was fuming. 'Will she get off of him? Wait, why do I care? Do I like him? No, well maybe." Kagome eyes bulged. 'Oh my gosh! I do like him!' Kagome feeling confident went over to Katie and shoved her off of Sesshomaru. "Will you leave him alone! Take a hint and get lost!" Kagome yelled. Sesshomaru was shocked.
'Why is she doing this? Does she like me? Do I, like her? No, I'm Sesshomaru. Liar. Ah! Who's there? You. You who? Ha! You sounded like a girl! Who are you? I'm you idiot! I'm your conscience! Liar. Kill me and then when you kill yourself your last words could be 'I tried to kill my conscience and my conscience won.' Fine what do you want? I came here to tell you do like Kagome. I do? Yes! Do I have to spell it out for you? And she likes you! How can you tell? Well duh, she is jealous of Katie since when she clung to your arm! Really? Yes! God your stupid! Hey if you call me stupid you must be stupid too! I'm not stu- ok you got me there. Just tell her how you feel. Fine'
With Katie and Kouga…….
Katie launched herself at Kouga knocking him, Sango and Miroku out of the booth. "Why you little bitch!" Kouga said jumping up. "Sango are you alright!" Miroku said panicking. "Yea I'm fine. You?" "A little bump on the head but that's all." "Where is Kouga?" Sango said. "Over there," Miroku said with a sigh. When Sango looked over she only saw a mass of colorful eggs, brown and black fur. She also heard shouts like, "Die bitch!" and "You bastard! I'll kill you!" Sango just rolled her eyes. "Well what should we do?" "Nothing it's not our fight."
Kouga and Megan continued their duel. Over with Kagome and Katie they were both yelling while Sesshomaru looked like he was fighting with his mind. Inuyasha and Kikyo were um….. sitting in the booth acting like they didn't these people. Sango and Miroku were sitting were they got knocked out of the booth having a nice conversation about muffins. Everything was going…..um….well I guess when suddenly,"Meeeeeewwwwwwwww!" Something flew right at Kouga. "What the fuck!" He ducked and the thing hit the wall. Megan walked over to it. It was a little kitten clinging to the wall.
They all turned to see a man in a black trench coat holing a basket of kittens with a large gun at the front of the coffee shop. Megan smiled. "Lady's and Gentlemen I would like to present my boyfriend, Naraku!" she said with a smile. Everyone sweatdropped. Boyfriend! He shot kittens out of a gun! "Yo," was all he said as he loaded another kitten into the gun. He loaded and took aim right at Kouga. "Hey! What do you think you are do-"Before Kouga could finish, Naraku launched the kitten right at Kouga's leg, where the kitten dug its paws into so it wouldn't fall.
"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Kouga howled in pain. Everyone couldn't help it they all started laughing. Kouga was dancing around on one foot trying to shake the kitten off of his leg. The kitten eyes were huge with fright as it held on tighter to Kouga's leg as he shook it. "Someone get it off of me!" Kouga said desperately. Kagome still laughing pried the kitten off of Kouga's leg and set it down. It ran out of the coffee shop, tail between its legs.
Julie stood up on the table. "Okay. This has gone far enough!" She turned to Kouga, Megan and Naraku." Megan there is no POPCORN KING! Face it! Kouga, you need to calm down and take anger management. Naraku, what the hell is wrong with you! You're freaking shooting kittens out of a gun! Get freaking therapy!"
She then turned to Katie, Sesshomaru, and Kagome. "Katie, face it Sesshomaru doesn't like you! You like 18, he is 24! Find someone else to stalk! Kagome, well there is nothing wrong with you, or Sesshomaru. Sango, Miroku, nothing except Miroku try to keep your hands to yourself, damn. Inuyasha kind a new girlfriend! I mean geez! You sink so low as to date Kikyo! Damn!" Julie then jumped down from the table. "I vote we all get lives! Let's go to Marc's and get some!" Everyone sweatdropped. "Umm…. Julie? You can't buy lives at stores." "Oh yes you can!"
Sesshomaru stood on the table. "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce I have made my decision." Everyone gasped. Kagome looked at him nervously. 'Please be me. Please please please…'
"My new secretary is……"
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Rws: Like OMG! This is the biggest cliffhanger in my whole life!
Inuyasha: Yippee.
Kagome: Who does he pick?
Rws: I'm not going to tell! I will only update when I hit 50 reviews! So you better get people to read and review or this won't be up for a while!
Sango: R&R Damnit!
Shippo: I'll give you a cookie if you review!
Rws and Everyone except Inuyasha: Bye bye!
Inuyasha: Feh!
Ja ne
JewelQueen/ Runs with Scissors
