Disclaimer:I don't own Shaman king cause if I did everything would be as crazy as this!
Hey! I'm back again! I'm gonna write about what happened to Marco,Jean,and Lyserg!(kinda like a flashback) Now I will answer these reviews! (Faust is kinda ooc, actually mostly everyone in the story is ooc enjoy!)
Dedicated to: Talimshiasasha
Andrea Nefisto-It's called the aqua song!(bangs head on table)I bet now I'm a little smarter! I feel bad for the baby sitting people too….oh well!
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BBShadowCat-It's true! I was eating a bunch of sugar before I even wrote this story! I will add hyper Ren and Hyper Chocolove! (But this chapters about Jean,Lyserg, and Marco)
Mimi and Daidouji-I adore peanut butter too!
Faust Gundam- I'll add faust in the story promise!
Lysergs girl- It's nice to know people like this story! I'm going towrite about what happened to Lyserg,Jean,and Marco! ROCK ON!
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asakura- I didn't know Hao was creepy nuts…oh well he's the one who drank too much coffee.(Oh wait I made him drink coffee.)
What happened to Jean, Lyserg, and Marco…
Lyserg was waiting patiently for his beloved Marco to pick him up…I mean Marco. Lyserg's eye caught a shiny object a person was selling.
He ran to the weird man asking him what that shiny object is. The man in a sarcastic voice said "It's your mama!" Lyserg stared at the weird man for two hours. While he was stareing at the weird old man a dog had walked up to him and peed at his leg. A old women had stolen Lyserg's wallet and there was a fire on a building behind Lyserg.
The old man shoved Lyserg a little Lyserg finally said "My mommy isn't shiny…" The old man mummered what an idiot this kid is. Lyserg pointed at the grass near where the old man was standing. "What!" the weird man shouted getting creeped out by the peed-on-stolen-wallet-stupid kid. "How much?" Lyserg asked with a smile on his face. "How much for what?" the weird man asked. "How much for that green thing? " Lyserg's smile almost going ear to ear. The weird man sarcastically said "It's 100 bucks."
Lyserg's eyes widened in disbelieve. "What's wrong kid you don't have enough money?" the man said with a smirk. "No, I noticed that a old woman stole my wallet. Lyserg ran off searching for the old woman who stole his wallet. He soon returned with his wallet. Lyserg handed the man a hundred dollars. The weird man sighed then ripped the grass off the ground and handed it to Lyserg.
Lyserg munched on the grass. He started wobbling while walking. Marco pulled in front of Lyserg with his car. Lyserg wobbled into the car almost missing the car completely. "Lyserg my love what's wrong…I mean Lyserg what wrong?" Marco asked getting worried. "My dear Marco would you want to have some tea?" Lyserg asked in a girly voice. "No…" Marco said backing away from Lyserg not even noticing he let go of the wheel. "But, Marco dear you must simply try this delicious green stuff!" Lyserg said smiling at Marco innocently. Marco couldn't resist that smile he took some "green stuff" and ate it as well.
Marco and Lyserg were now both high and didn't know what to do. Marco kept crashing into stuff like squirrels, people, flying pigs, and non-breathing objects. Marco trotted out of the car and fell into a garbage can that is "assumed" to be filled with garbage.
Lyserg hiccupped and whispered in Marco's ear for no apparent reason "hi!(hic)". Marco got out of the garbage can and ran to his car. "(Hic) dear maid, we should absolutely tell Jean about this splendid green stuff!" Marco said in a England voice.
Marco and Lyserg finally got to Jean with some (ahem) few accidents. Marco and Lyserg wobbled out of the car. Jean(who was still in the iron maiden) asked what was wrong. Faust out of nowhere came out and started examining Marco and Lyserg. "They seem to have cancer…" Faust said sadly. "They have WHAT?" Jean yelled almost blowing away Faust. "Ha ha ha I'm just kidding they actually are very ill" Faust said still laughing hysterically. "They're ILL!" Jean yelled which is very unlikely. "Ha ha ha! No! They're actually died yesterday and came back as zombies!" Faust hysterically said almost not understanding him over all the laughter. "You got to be kidding me…" Jean sighed. "You know what the really funny part is? I'm actually not a doctor!" Faust breathed trying his hardest to stop laughing. "THEN WHO ARE YOU!" Jean yelled about to kill Faust. "That's for me to know and for you to find out!" Faust yelled running away somewhere else to find someone to bother.
"Ugh… anyway what's wrong?" Jean sighed relieved that the lunatic is gone. "You must simply try this great green stuff." Marco happily said smiling at Jean. Jean got out of the iron maiden and walked up to Marco. "Mmmmm…green stuff…" Jean said as she sniffed the green stuff. "Hey! That's my line!" Homer from the Simpons yelled at Jean harshly and then disappeared. Jean grabbed a handful of the "green stuff" and stuffed it down her mouth.
"Yoh, yoh, yoh gangster in the house!" Jean yelled in a idiotic manner. "Let's go shopping in a splendid little store!" Lyserg shouted with the glee of a little girl. "Yes, that would be absolutely terrific like the kids now a day say it" Marco said sipping some tea. The three want to the store that was closest to them. The store was in Edmonton. "Let's go homie!" Jean said really believing she's a gangster. They went to the store and to make a long story short they bought a princess dress, gangster clothes, and a maid costume.
"Ahhhh Hao-singing-Barbie-world-senses-tingling!" Lyserg said really freaked out. "It's okay lizard…" Marco said calmly. "It's Lyserg….would you like some crumpets and tea dear sir?" Lyserg said suddenly turning England. "Oh certainly, dear lady that would be splendid." Marco said wearing a princess's dress. "More tea" Lyserg offered wearing a maids dress. Jean came in wearing baggy pants and a bandana. "Yoh, idiots what up?" Jean said being a gangster. "Crumpets and tea, my dear sir." Lyserg offered to Jean "kay." Jean said pulling up a chair to sit down.
This is where we stopped off …So you'll need to wait until the next chapter to find out what happened to Hao, Yoh, HoroHoro and Happy Bunny children baby sitting service. You know what I hope?I hope I don't take as long to write a chapter! Anyway….I like peanut butter!