Thanks to ZK, Sunrise and Linda for reviewing! You people are really nice, maybe I'm not such a hippo after all.
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Where was I? Oh yes, our fabulous three,
Had encountered a bit of a hurdle,
A big smelly pong, had come on along,
With a stench that could make water curdle,
"Get Kryten!" Lister yelled as the thing sucked his head,
"Where the smeg has he gone?"
"Bud, he's in the middle of doing the whites,
If I butt in they'll never get done!"
"This is more important!" yelled Lister,
Said Cat: "Bud, it could be much worse!
What if I woke up with red and blue trim,
And a hand me down pink pocket purse!"
Rimmer, frowned, "This has happened before!
We're all speaking in smegging rhyme!"
"No we're not, you are!" said Cat,
"And bud this is so not the time!"
Said the pong, "How is an evil thing,
Supposed to do its job,
When its victims keep on talking,
And won't shut they're stupid big gobs!"
"I would shut my gob, if there wasn't a great,"
Said Lister "stinky blob on my head!
But look, it appears, it's already to my ears,
And it won't let go until it's fed!"
"That's right," grinned the blob.
Cat had a sudden idea and said:
"Do you mind if I go change my suit?
Only I'd feel more comfortable watching buds die,
Wearing something more stylish and cute,"
"No!" said the pong "I'm evil!
You'll have to stay with what you've got,"
"But that's just wrong," Cat said to the pong,
"I'd rather just be shot!"
So the feline decided to be clever,
Which is quite unusual I know,
But he wanted to trick the manky blob,
Into just letting him go,
"Oh god buddy! Look out behind you!"
Cat screeched with a point of his finger,
"It's a bottle of that cleaner febreze! That
Kills smells that tend to linger!"
The blob 'sneeze' was fooled, and turned its head,
With an "Arrrggghh! Don't let it get me!"
And Cat legged it quicker, than an outlawed vicar,
Who is absolutely bursting for a wee,
"HELLO! I'm still getting eaten alive!"
Cried Lister, "Rimmer help!"
But Rimmer poor dear, had too much too fear,
So just gave a small sorry yelp,
Cat ran away for a year and a day,
To the land where the bongo trees grew,
Wait a minute, I'm getting confused…
Cat ran away as fast as he could,
Kryten would know what to do!
But to Cat's dismay, he went the wrong way,
And ended up in the girl's loo,
After a quick freshen up and a change of clothing,
Cat was back on the track,
To find meat tenderiser head,
And give that old 'sneeze' the whack,
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