WHOOP! I got reviews! I'm so happy!
Thankyou to ZK and Sunrise for being so very fab.
I haven't had any sleep for 35 hours, so I'm sorry if this makes no sense!
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Kryten looked at the wonderful whites,
Gone was the crusty yellow!
And the curry stain and lager soil,
And that awful blob of jello,
"Aaoooww!" said the Cat spinning in,
With a smile, he spotted the mechanoid,
"Hey bud I finally found you!" he said,
"I was beginning to get annoyed!"
"Whatever do you mean sir?"
Replied Cat: "Don't you know what's going on?
The whole ship's been taken over (again)!
By an evil ugly smelly little pong!"
"Oh my!" said Kryten, "Why do these things,
Always happen at the most awkward time?
I've only got half way through the laundry sir,
And I can't stop speaking in rhyme!"
"Must be some type of virus" Cat mused,
"But anyway, we need your help and fast!
Curry breath's getting suckered by a snotty blob,
And I don't think my suits are gonna last!"
"Oh dear! We'll have to go right away sir -
This is worse than when Mr Lister had that gout!"
"You're right bud, what could happen to my gorgeous suits,
Doesn't even bare thinking about!"
So off they ran through the corridors,
To save the other members of the crew,
And of course most of Cat's clothing,
And his hair mousse, and mirrors, and shoes,
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Meanwhile, the blob was beginning to give up,
As the squishing was not worth the wait,
"You're skull's tougher than vindalooed mutton,
That's 12 years past its sell by date!"
"Oh thanks," Our Listy grumbled,
"Why not try Rimmer instead?"
Through the gunky green slime, he heard Rimmer whine:
"Lister has the squishier head!"
Maybe now is the time, for some background info,
On that ugly smelly pongy pong,
It had come on the ship, for a nice little trip,
And to kill off the crew before long,
It was part of a team called 'Potentially Risky Alliance of the Things that Smell'
Which incidentally forms the word 'Prats',
But being not very clever, they failed to endeavour,
Making a better name than that,
And the pong was not having a good time,
He thought being evil was supposed to be easy,
But it was proving even harder than,
Hanging washing out, with magnets when it's breezy,
And strangely, no one ever wonders,
What a hard life these poor monsters lead,
It's not their fault they want to kill you,
It's just what they were brought up to believe,
And now, I'm sorry, but I can't be bothered,
To write anymore at this instant,
So you'll have to patiently wait for more,
Oh just be awfully persistent, (like me on a bad day)
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Reviews are greatly appreciated!