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A/N: there is some cussing in this chapter, so this is a forewarning if you don't like that.

Chapter 3: Chichi's little boys

As the door slammed shut, and the car door opened. Bulma was so pissed at Vegeta if she had the seven Dragonball's right now she would ask Sheron to have Vegeta killed, permeantly.

Chichi stared at Bulma as she put Trunks in the back seat next to Goten, "Bulma are you okay?" asked Chichi. Bulma looked over at her "Of course it's just that fuckin Vegeta! He pisses me off so much, shit I sometimes wish I didn't marry him!"

"Bulma" said Chichi

"WHAT?" she screamed back.

"You know Trunks and Goten just heard everything you just said." Bulma froze, turning back to see her son and Goten staring at her, "Oh boy's I didn't mean it, don't worry it's not your guys fault." Goten and Trunks just nodded their heads and sat in silence.

Chichi herself was afraid to talk herself, Bulma was really gripping the steering wheel. Chichi could tell Bulma was now mad at herself for cussing in front of the boys, so to cheer up the mood Chichi asked.

"Bulma, would it be okay if we stopped by my house for a moment."

"Sure, you need to pick up something?" asked Bulma, now calm.

"Yeah I do, and make sure the boy's have food to eat." she answered.

Bulma looked over at the clock that was on the radio screen, thinking to herself that if they wanted to get to the mall before eight they were going to have to pick up the speed. Sighing Bulma turned up into the mountain range that headed to Chichi and Goku's house.

Goten smiled as they pulled up into the driveway of his home. Jumping out Goten and Trunks ran up to the door, waiting for Chichi to come and unlock it.

"Mommy, do you think daddy and Gohan are home?" asked Goten.

Smiling Chichi answered "probably not honey, I don't see the lights on." Goten and Trunks sighed. Bulma and Chichi looked as their son's enter the house.

"What's wrong boy's" asked Bulma.

Goten and Trunks sat down on the couch and starred at the floor, "we where hoping that maybe Goku or Gohan could teach us how to go Super Saiyan." said Trunks. Bulma looked at her heart broken son, and then at Chichi.

"Well maybe they can teach you guys later, cuz were doing something way funnier than that!" said Chichi. Trunks and Goten looked up with a smile. "Really, What?" they both asked. Bulma and Chichi knew that it wasn't going to be to fun for them but what else could they do? It's not like they could teach them.

"We're going shopping!" said Bulma.

Trunks and Goten stared at there mother's "that's not fun! That's girly stuff!"

"No it's not, we'll even buy you two lunch!" said Bulma.

The two boys gave in, they were getting hungry anyway so they agreed to go. Bulma and Chichi smiled, Bulma looked at Chichi and she nodded her head. Running up the stairs Chichi changed her dirty clothes and packed a fresh pair in their 'bowling bags' and she ran back down stairs as fast as she could, but unfortunately for her it wasn't fast enough. Because just as she got back down stairs Goku and Gohan walked through the door.

"Hi Chichi, hi Bulma how are you?" said Goku.

Bulma and Chichi's faces turned sour, "well we were fine." Chichi said under her breath. But Goten and Trunks's expressions were quite the opposite, they jumped up off the couch and ran toured him.

"Daddy!" screamed Goten.

Smiling Goku greeted his youngest son with a big hug, and patted Trunks on the head. Gohan looked up to see that his mother was not pleased. He looked over at his brother and Trunks, and nudged his father. "Dad, I don't think mom is to happy." Goku turned his head up to his wife thinking what did I do this time?

Chichi's face was swelling up with anger, "GOKU, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"

Goku looked at his wife shaking, Bulma knew there was something he didn't do, or didn't do right. Sighing she went into the kitchen to get the boy's coats.

"Yes honey?" Goku said shaking.

"I told you three days ago to STOP throwing your dirty clothes down the stairs, and leaving them there!"

"Buuuttt hooonney, I figured you would just throw they them in the wash for me." He said.

Chichi's face grew even redder, her body was starting to shake all over. She turned her eye's square at his, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU'RE A GROWN MAN CAN"T YOU DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY!" Chichi screamed.

Gohan turned his head down knowing all to well that this was a brew of yet another fight between his parents, walking into the kitchen he looked up at Bulma who was leaning on the table with Trunks and Goten's coat's. Bulma looked up at him asked if they were through fighting yet.

"I think it just started Bulma, you know my parents." said Gohan

"Yeah, this could last all the way til eight o'clock" said Bulma

"Why, what happens at eight o'clock?" asked Gohan.

Bulma stopped short, "Oh, nothing big it's just when me and Chichi are going to are bowling tournament. And we can't be late, this time." she said with a smile, Gohan just nodded his head slowly looking at Bulma as her smile turned more like she was hiding something from him.

"Bulma are you okay?" asked Gohan.

She turned her attention up at him, "of course Gohan, why wouldn't I be?" she said with the same smile.

Just then Chichi came running into the kitchen with tears streaming down her cheeks, and Goku was behind her asking "what did I say?" he tried to console his wife but she just kept pushing Goku away from her. "FINE GOKU FIND A WIFE WHO DOESN'T MIND BEING YOUR PERSONAL SLAVE!" she yelled and choked up some more tears. Turning back to Goku she threw a stirfry at him and grabbed her coat.

"AND WHILE YOUR OUT GETTING YOUR PERFECT WIFE, DO ME A FAVOR AND PICK ME UP A RELIABLE HUSBAND AND FATHER!" she screamed. Looking over at the clock she through her head at Bulma who was still sitting at the kitchen table.

"Bulma, come on it's almost time to go!" Bulma got up and agreed.

Goku turned to Chichi and asked, "Chichi, what's this like a snack?" she turned back looking at him.

"WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF A FUCKING IDIOT?" she screamed. Goku gulped.

"no" he said in a small voice.

"READ THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS IF YOU CAN!" she screamed back. Goku looked at the bag, and turned back at his over infuriated wife. "But it's only a picture of the food." Goku said pointing to the bag, Chichi was almost calm but Goku had pushed her over again.

"THERE ON THE BACK YOU MORON!"

"where, I don't see them" he said.

Chichi stormed up to a terrified Goku who was wishing he hadn't asked her, Chichi was so upset she just couldn't talk to him anymore, grabbing the stirfry from Goku's hands and throwing the bag at Gohan. "Please Gohan make this before your father passes out." Chichi said with a more calm sound to her voice.

"Sure mom, when are you and Bulma coming back from your tournament tonight?" asked Gohan. Chichi looked at him and then at Bulma, "late." Gohan just answered okay.

Goten and Trunks walked into the kitchen and asked Chichi if they still had to go to the mall and go shopping, Chichi looked at Goku who was still trying to figure out how to 'defrost' the vegetables. "No because I know you two want to TRAIN anyway. With that blockhead over there, and besides me and Bulma need to go!" she said as Goku turned up and gave a cartoony wave as she and Bulma walked out to the car.

"Damn, what did I do to piss her off so much Gohan?" asked Goku

shanking his head he sighed, "dad, I think mom's just worried about her game tonight. You know when we train?" Goku nodded "Your right Gohan I bet that's it." he than turned back to the first meal he would ever make for himself. "Okay, let's make this!"

"I HATE GOKU!" screamed Chichi as her and Bulma climbed into Bulma's car. "ALL HE EVER THINKS ABOUT IS HIS NEXT MEAL AND TRAINING, HE NEVER THINKS ABOUT ME, OR MY DAY!" she said.

Bulma giggled, "would you really want him to know about your day?" Bulma asked.

Chichi looked at Bulma, she had a sly look on her that made Chichi laugh. "No I guess not." Chichi said after a while, they laughed as they drove on to Krillin's house.

After dinner was starting, Goten and Trunks were already restless. "Man, why does your dad have to eat every five seconds Goten?" said Trunks

"I don't know, he's always more hungry than anyone." answered Goten. Sighing the two boys walked to the kitchen and sat down."

"Ouch" cried Trunks

"What's wrong Trunks?" asked Gohan.

"I just sat on something that hurt, that's all." he said.

"What was it?" asked Gohan

Pulling it up Trunks's eye's widen, "your mom's bowling bag."

This chapter was kinda longer, I like it when Chichi and Goku have fight's there the best!