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Chapter 2: Mido, the Drunken Bully

Link ran outside and started climbing down the ladder. But, being the lazy little butter fingers that he is, he lost his grip and fell.

WHAM!

"Okay…ow," Link muttered, pulling himself up.

Navi sighed. " Watch where you're going, you dolt." Turning around, she scooted off…and ran straight into Saria, who just happened to be stopping by.

"Hey, Link! I see you got a fairy," Saria said, smiling.

"Good morning, Saria," Link replied. "Did you need something?"

Saria scratched her head. "Well," she muttered. "I did, but now I can't remember what it was." She shrugged. "Oh well. I'll think of it later and tell you then, okay?"

"Got it."

"Well, see ya!" Saria ran off in the direction of her house. She bumped into a wall, ran into the kid who was cutting her grass, then finally made it inside.

Navi stared. " That was really weird. Why was she acting like a total idiot?"

Link shrugged. "She's always been like that. Doctor said she has a sugar problem."

"Whatever," Navi said. " Let's get a move on, squirt. We still need to see the Deku Tree, so GET GOIN'!"

Link flinched. "Okay, okay. No need to yell in my ear, we're going!"

When they reached the entrance to the Deku Tree's meadow, they found Mido standing at the entrance. A pile of five empty beer bottles sat beside him. Another half full one was clutched tightly in his fist.

Link went pale. "Uh-oh," he muttered.

Navi turned to her new partner. "What is it THIS time!" She said hotly. It was pretty easy to tell she was already getting very irritated.

"Mido's been drinking again."

"SO WHAT!"

"Last time Mido got drunk, he tried burning down the entire forest! And he nearly killed Maple, who was standing in his way!"

"JUST GODESS #$&! GO ALREADY!"

"Alright, no need to cuss, now. But I blame you is he tries to kill me!"

Knees shaking, Link slowly edged toward Mido, who was swaying while he stood. Link stopped.

Navi sighed. "What now?"

"Did I mention Mido really, really hates me?"

"No. Now go see the drunken shrimp."

Link sighed and stood right in front of Mido. Everyone in the forest knows that it's a very, very, very, very, very, VERY bad idea to walk up to Mido if he's drunk. Even Navi knew. A tiny voice in her head has been saying, "I think this is a bad idea" for a while. But Navi couldn't really hear the tiny voice, because a much louder tiny voice has been screeching, "I wanna see what happens" for just as long. So, naturally, Navi decided to listen to the louder voice, basically to make it shut up.

Link swallowed and started in a shaky voice. "H…Hi, Mido. C-Could we get passed to s-see the Great Deku Tree?"

Mido's eyes were criss-crossed. He tried making out the blurry figure in front of him. He hiccupped. "Whassama?" he asked.

Link tried again. "We need to speak with the Great Deku Tree," he said slowly.

Mido raised an eyebrow. " Meku Fee?"

Link quickly nodded. "Yes. Deku Tree. We need to see him."

Mido pulled out a deku shield and the Kokiri sword. He took a step toward Link. "No see Geaky Ree." He growled.

Link took a few steps back. "Now what do I do, Navi?" he asked.

Navi was filing her nails during all this. She looked up from her hand. "Take the sword and knock him out with it," she said. "Being drunk makes him a butterfingers."

Link took a deep breath and quickly swiped the sword from Mido's hand. He thumped Mido on the head with the hilt. The drunken Kokiri landed in the grass, unconscious.

"Take the shield, too," Navi said. "It could come in handy later."

Link nodded, picked up the wooden shield and ran into the Deku Tree's meadow before anyone could see what he did to Mido.

Navi floated after him, smiling to herself. This has been the best idea I've had all day!

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Meggy: I made this one longer and more interesting. Hope you like it! REVIEW OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SHADOW TEMPLE AND FORCE YOU TO BECOME ONE OF THE LIVING DEAD, WHERE YOU WILL MOAN IN AGONY, SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF PEOPLE, AND WATCH FOOTBALL DURING COFFIE BREAKS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (smiles to herself) Oh I'm soooo evil!

Link: Yes, you are.

Meggy: (grins at Link) I know.

Ruto: I order you to carry me around!

Meggy: Who the heck let HER in here? Oh well. More fun for me! (smacks Ruto with her oh so useful WET NOODLE OF DOOM!) Thanks for reading!