Chapter Two
After a lot of sighing, screaming, scribbling, yelling and D'Oh!-ing, Homer finally finished the letter to Talkback Thames, Matt Lucas and David Walliams' agency. AKA, culprits behind 'Little Britain'. The letter read something as follows:
To matt lucas and david walliams,
I am homer simpson, a american who lives in america. I would like to say some stuff that you won't like about your show 'little britain'.
First, whats the point in a man dressing up as a woman? I mean, it actually looks like a woman you idiots!
Also, what is so funny about a fat woman trying to make people slim? It's a good enough cause, isn't it?
Vicky pollard. Wow! She cant speak. Whats so funny about that? You people are too weird for my liking.
Don't invade America again!
Good day,
Homer j simpson
Marge wasn't too happy about this when she read it.
"Homer, just because you don't find this amusing does NOT mean that it is not funny!"
"But Marge! I find EVERYTHING funny, if it IS funny!"
"No you don't!"
"Name me one thing I haven't laughed at!"
"Homie, you laugh at everything! You just have a…different sense of humour, that's all."
"WHAT!" This is infuriated Homer.
"YOU THOUGHT THE POLITICAL PARTY WAS HILARIOUS!"
"Fine, if that's the way you feel, I'll post the letter myself!" He slammed the door behind him.
A few minutes later, he came back.
"Marge, where's the Post Office?"
Translated form Homer's handwriting. May not be exact words. It was hard to tell.