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Chapter Three- Morning Drive to Work; Blow me up one more time; Secret Admirer; And the Rumble!

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Sirens could be heard down the street as a police car drove a hundred miles down the road.

" WHEEE!" Could be heard coming out of the window as it drove to the station. " I rule all! All bow down to me!" was said over the intercom as it ran a stop light. The cop car came to a screeching halt in front of the station, then the engine died. " I made it! Yay! And almost on time. Just a couple of minutes late."

Detective Fox stormed out of the door of the station, looking like she was ready to kill and maim.

" Heh hehheh. Hi, Detective Fox. How are you this bright, want to be in bed morning." said Karyan as she slowly, regretfully getting out of the car.

" Why didn't you come in when I called you!" Carmelita yelled.

" Well after I got off duty I cruise around town making sure that everything was alright. When you called I had just got into bed and I am grumpy when I am tired and haven't got any sleep." Karyan said with sweat drops running down the back of her head. ' I hope she buys that. We don't need her to know that Silvermoon and I work together. Now what did he need for tonight. Oh yeah, some files on the Blitzgerg Ring.'

" Agent Blaze, are you listening?"

" Y-yeah. Loud (cringe) and clear, Ma'am."

" NOW GET TO WORK!"

Saluting Detective Fox, " Yes, Sir-I mean Ma'am." Then Karyan quickly marched into the station.

" Why did I hire her again? Oh yeah, she was the number one person who knew about John Silvermoon." said Carmelita to herself as she turned and walked back into the station.

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" So what has Carmelita to do with Karyan?" asked Sly to John.

" Carmelita wanted Karyan to come in early, so she could start looking for me. And since she just got home from meeting with us, she wasn't her happy cheerful self."

" Ah, yeah Carmelita can be like that. She needs to learn to have fun once in a while." said Sly thoughtfully.

" Hey Bently what are you doin?" asked John looking over the genius turtle's shoulder.

" Oh just another, better voice activated bomb."

" Goody, goody gumdrops! So how does it work?"

" Oh, you just say the magic word and it starts a count down."

" So what is the magic word?"

Bently not thinking while getting caught up in the moment and spelled the word, G-A-N-G. John being the idiot put the letters together and got...

" Gang?"

Beep

" Shit not again!" said Bently, Murray, and Sly. John just had a clueless look on his face.

The bomb started to levitate, and circle around the room.

Beep

" Bent! What the!"

" I told you that is was better then the last one!"

Beep

" Hit the deck!"

Beep... Beep...Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep.. Beep. Beepbeepbeep BEEP

BOOOM!

Dust hung in the air. There was four mounds on the floor covered in dust.

" Ahh! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!" Shouted John, as he started to move.

" Is everyone okay?" asked Bently.

" Huh?" said John.

" Bently, what is going on?" asked Sly.

" We lost our hearing for a while."

" Huh? I see your mouth move but no sound. AHHHHHHHHHH! I'm deaf!" said John as he started to run in circles.

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" Um... Detective Fox?" said Karyan as she knocked on the door to Carmelita's office. " I need your signature so I can do a couple of things on my assignment." 'He! In reality it's just a sign out sheet for the files on the Blitzgerg Gang. Mwhahahahahahaha!'

Hearing no answer she knocked again. This time she heard a moan.

" Oh...Sly!"

"Detective Fox? Are you O'tay in there?" said Karyan as she opened the door to see Carmelita making out with a picture. 'Okay...Um this is awkward.'

"Ah-UM! Um... Detective!"

" AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Carmelita and Karyan at the same time. Carmelitaquickly put the picture away.

" What are you doing here?" yelled Carmelita at Karyan.

" Um... Just needed your...um...signature for...um... some forms. Yeah." Karyan finished lamely.

"Oh. Okay." Carmelita signed the forms. " If you ever breathe a word of this to anyone! YOU WILL DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH!"

" Yes Sir! Please don't kill me!" Karyan said as she backed out of the room.

As Karyan was walking away she thought evilly, 'What will Sly do to get this information? Um... need to think up some things for him to do, to get it.'

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Karyan walks in and says to John, Sly, Bently, and Murray. " I know something you don't know!"

" Oh and what's that?" John asked uninterested.

" Who Carmelita likes!"

" WHO!" Yells Sly as he stands up and starts to shake Karyan like a rag doll.

" First LET GO!"

" Oh, Sorry!"

" Okay, first what will you trade for the information?"

" I'll trade anything."

" Um... how about your cane?"

" Anything but that."

" Then you don't really need to know who Carmelita likes." Karyan said with a bored face.

" Okay I'll let you have it for five minutes."

" Nope."

" Ten?"

" Nope."

" Fifteen?"

" Nope."

" A whole day?"

" Okay, but let me see the cane before I tell you." Sly handed over the cane. " Ha Sucker!"

Karyan started running. Sly quickly caught up to her. " Okay I'm done here you go." Karyan through the cane back at Sly who caught it.

" Know tell me who she likes!"

" Um... I forgot."

" HOW COULD YOU (censored) FORGET!"

" Um... I don't know. Well we need to get back to the safe house so we can look over the files for the Blitzgerg Gang."

" Fine!"

Back at the safe house, the five of them all sat around a table looking over the files.

" Psst! John!" Said Karyan quitly to John, who sat next to her.

" What?" whispered John back to her.

" Do you want to know who Carmelita likes?"

" Sure why not?" John sighed.

" Carmelita was practily moaning his name, when I walked in to have her sign some stuff. When I opened the door she was making out with a picture. Which by the way is what teens do when they have crushes..."

" Get to the freaking point!" John hissed.

" Oh. She was moaning Sly's name."

" Who was moaning who's name?" Asked Sly.

" Carmelita was moaning John's name."

" DIE!" Sly said while jumping at John. Bently stood by Karyan.

" Was it really John's name?"

" Nope!" Said Karyan cheerfully while watching John and Sly fight.

" Then who's?" Asked Bently.

" Ouch that had to hurt. Oh she was moaning Sly's." At that the fight stopped.

" Was she really moaning my name?" Asked Sly.

" Yeah." Sighed Karyan. " I really should know! It's gonna scar me for life it is. Um... Sly...Sly? Snap out of it!" Karyan said before she whacked Sly up side the head.

" Why did you do that for?"

" Well someone had to bring you back from La-la land."

" Um...Karyan? Could you kinda set up a date with me and Carmelita?"

" I guess." Karyan sighed.

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DOD: What OR ELSE? Dear sister? I had to practily force you to start typing this chapter.

HK: Sooooo!

Sly: WHEN'S MY DATE!

HK: Um... when ever the next chapter is done.

Sly: WELL START TYPING!

DOD: I agree with him.

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Preview:

" Um... That's Chase Young, an old friend of mine." Said Karyan nervously,to Carmelita.

" And this is my friend Stan Raccon." Says Chase pointing to the person next to him that was staring at Carmelita with googly eyes.

" I think I know you from some where." Said Carmelita to Stan.

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