Wesker was melted on the couch, his eyes fixed on his television which was roughly 12 inches. He took a drink of his soda and crumbled it up into a perfect cube and threw it behind him into the pile that stretched as far as the eye could see. Then like a bolt of lightning he stood up and held his crotch. He didn't notice until now that he was drinking a lot of soda and he has to piss pretty badly. So he ran to the bathroom, only he forgot where it was. So he zipped to the nearest intercom and yelled into it.

"Soldiers! Where is the bathroom damn it!"

"Theres no more soldiers left sir, you killed them all"

"Then who are you?"

". . . .I don't know sir"

"Ok, then wheres the bathroom?"

"You never built one"

He threw down the intercom and it shattered into pieces, some of them piercing into his body, he didn't care he had to piss really badly and he couldn't do it here. The walls had ears… He zipped to the basement and couldn't find Ada anywhere. He pouted his lip and crossed his arms, he ran outside, but he couldn't, there were no doors into the building because he didn't want anyone to come in. He built this place so he didn't have to get out, but he forgot some stuff evidentially. He took a step back and ran into the wall, hoping he would be able to break through.

He woke up on a stretcher and looked around, there was nobody around, he was wearing nothing but Fruit of the Loom. He stood up, ripping the needles off of him and tried to get out the room but there were no doors into the place. So he tried to jump through the mirror.

He woke up on another stretcher and noticed he has a lot of cuts on his body, this time he seen one person, the Doctor. He stood up and asked the Doctor something.

"Where am I?

"A room where you heal from the stuff you did some 3 weeks ago"

"I was asleep for 3 weeks?"

"No, I just wanted it to sound dramatic"

Wesker walked out the room, the Doctor was on the floor headless. Wesker then stopped and felt it. That feeling you get when you have to dooky and pee pee at the same time. He zipped to the roof of the building and did his business where I will not put into words in this Fan Fiction. He walked down the stairs and seen Ada. Ada's eyes then exploded because Wesker forgot his Fruit of the Loom's on the roof. Wesker walked right past her and into his office; in there he put on his clothing and took a seat in his chair. He pulled the rope next to him and a bird in a cage fell in front of him. He took out a sample of the Las Plagas and injected into the bird. He took it and walked to the roof, stepping over Ada on the way. He opened the cage and held it into the air. He waited a while for the bird to fly off, but it didn't. He looked into the cage and the bird just sat there, he held it over the roof's ledge and started to shake the cage. The bird fell down, all the way down to the floor and died. Wesker dropped the cage as well and then felt a sting in his neck, he took whatever was in his neck out, it was a tranquillizer dart. He then zipped into the building getting shot with 2 more right on the ass on the way.

He tried to run into the office. Windows were crashing above him and ropes were coming down with some high tech looking people. He then kicked it into high gear and used his super duper powers to run really fast into the office. He tripped and started to fall at really fast speeds, he hit the floor and started to roll. Getting shot with a lot of darts on the way. He crashed into the doors of his office, hit the mile long table. He shook his head and shut the door, giving it a lock.

"Now nobody can get in!"

He said this with a grin, he turned around and got shot with 50 darts simultaneously. He fell to the floor, flopping around like a fish out of water. The leader of the group stepped up and said.

"Take him to the base…we have something we want with our dear Wesker…"

Wesker woke up on a chair with all his clothing on. In front of him was some old guy.

"Wesker, I have something for you"

He reached into his pocket as if he was about to take out a gun, Wesker was sweating like a fat man listening to phone sex. The man pullet out a wallet and gave it to him.

"You forgot that at the strip club the other day"

"Oh thanks"

Wesker took it and walked to home base.