Wesker came out of the newly installed bathroom smiling walking with his head held high looking to the sky watching the birds flying by and he waves hi. He then tripped and his face landed in some doo doo. He stood up and wiped his face and the rest of the poop was burned off his face because he was in rage. Steam came out his ears and he screamed at the top of his lungs.

"ADA!"

Every window in the building broke and Ada zipped down from the 50th floor to the 1st floor where Wesker was. Wesker put his hands behind his back and looked at her with an expression that made Ada scared. He pointed down at the doo doo and said with a calm voice.

"Ada what is this?"

Ada looked at him and down at the doo doo and a shiver went up her body.

"I believe that its poop sir"

"And were does poop come from?"

Ada paused for a minute and blink

"From an asshole sir"

"And whose asshole did it come from?"

Ada shrugged her shoulders. Out the corner of Weskers eye he saw one of his soldiers. He held up a finger and told him to come here. The soldier did and saluted him.

"Sir!"

"What is your name child?" Asked Wesker.

"Paul Sir!"

"Well Paul. . ."

Wesker pointed at the poop

"What is that?"

Paul looked down at the poop and thought a second.

"WAITTTT Don't tells me…..Uh… DON'T TELL ME I know this. . .Uhh…"

Paul started to drool and thought.

"I KNOW! IT'S POOP!"

Wesker gave him a Dog bone and Paul ate it.

"Good boy, now eat it"

Paul went on his knees and started to chow down on the doo doo. Ada puked; Wesker looked left and right and whispered to Ada.

"It was actually mine"

Ada looked at Wesker with a disgusting look on her face as Wesker laughed. Ada went back up to the roof to try to kill herself again. Wesker walked to his office and put his hand on the knob and noticed it was locked. He waited a second and knew he didn't lock his door…He continued to turn the knob and curse under his breath. He took a step back and started to ram the door.

Meanwhile

"Hey man let me get a hit of that. . ." He said silently.

Eddie took a little puff and handed it over to him, He smiled and took a long drag and blew smoke into the air. He then looked out the window, they were pretty close to the base, He waited for something like this for a long long time, He wanted revenge for all the evil things he did and soon he would get it. After getting high of course. He yelled to the pilot.

"OI! How much longer?"

"Were here actually, See yaw"

The pilot pressed a red button and a hatch opened under Eddie and Him. The both fell from 3 miles above the base. He took the last drag and started to cough a bit and let go of the joint and it flew above him. Little did he know that there was a gas leak on the helicopter and it exploded above him. He looked up and shrugged, the pilot owed him 20 bucks. He looked to Eddie and said.

"Open chute!"

He did but Eddie didn't, and he fell down on top of the bases roof. Ksplat. He landed on top of the roof and looked left and right nobody around…He looked down and noticed that he was on top of a ceiling window. He jumped and crashed down into a rather long room, only thing that was there was a Table that seemed to stretch on forever. He looked behind him and seen a door, he creaked it open to peek out and seen him . . . WESKER. He silently but quickly closed the door and locked it. He then ran down to the other end of the table and started to pant. It was a lot longer that he thought, he looked down and seen a folder that said "Plan" he opened It and read it.

"Since when did Wesker become an idiot?"

He put the book down and took his custom silver revolver out; Engraved in it was his name. Chris Redfield.