Wesker continued to slam his shoulder into the door but it wouldn't open, hard to believe a super duper powerful man like him can't knock down a door. He pouted and threw a fit like a child would. He then felt something in his breast pocket he took it out and it was a berretta. He aimed it at the door knob and shot it off he ran to it and slipped on a banana peel and slid into the door busting it open. Sitting up he shook his head and made a note to himself to get rid of the monkey. He looked around and seen nothing, maybe because the room was 3 miles long or he was just retarded. Either way he zipped to the other side and seen nobody. He turned around and looked to the floor as he heard HIM.
"Albert Wesker!"
"So you finally came Chris"
"Yes and I'm going to kill you for. . ."
Wesker turned around to face Chris as Chris was thinking of a good reason.
"Because. . . . Uh . . . . For stealing Sherry, for leading us into that terrible mansion, for all the bull spit that you did!"
Wesker thought bull spit? Is that the best he could come up with? Wesker got an idea.
"You want your precious Sherry?"
He said this as he walked backwards to a curtain; he put his hand on a string that obviously made the curtain open.
"Here she is"
He pulled the string and Chris puked. Wesker looked puzzled and turned around to see Sherry's corpse with maggots and flies and all the bull spit.
"Oh I guess I forgot to feed her. Oh well either way it is the end for you my friend!"
Wesker did some super cool poses of his karate skills his masters taught him in the 4 corners of the world. Chris shot his kneecap and Wesker fell down holding his knee in pain.
"OW, WHAT THE HELL MAN! We were supposed to duke it out karate style!"
Chris shot his other kneecap.
"OWIE, OH NOES could this be the end of WESKER!"
Chris smiled and said.
"No, I'm going to make you pay for what you did, slowly and painfully"
Wesker gasped.
"GASP! NO! I don't want to get butt fucked!"
"No that's not what I meant I mean"
Before Chris could finish Wesker shot him in his heart and he fell down.
"GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Wesker was victorious so he called upon Ada on his walkie talkie.
"Ada I need help in my office over"
"Yes sir Ill be on my way"
"Hey you're supposed to say over when you're done over"
"Why"
"Because I said sooo over"
"No"
Wesker cried in an annoying high pitch
"Alright! Over"
"Good over"
Wesker then laid back and waited for Ada to come by, he looked at his ceiling window and seen the clouds and he smiled. Then Chris blocked his view.
"HEY! You died"
"Nuh Uh I got a vest on"
"Oh. . ."
Wesker shot him in the head this time and he fell down dead. Wesker lay back again and looked at the clouds. He smiled and shut his eyes and went to sleep faster than you could say I am sofa king wee todd ed.
Wesker opened his eyes and noticed he was looking at the sky, he sat up and seen nothing but a straight road far as the eye could see. A tumbleweed rolled by him and he held up and thumb and hitchhiked. He blinked and realized that he had super fast speed. So he zipped back to his lair and noticed one thing was wrong with it. It wasn't there and he knew that the large circle where it used to be had nothing to do with it. He saw an elevator with a guard in front of it. Wesker walked up to the elevator to press ze button but the guard stopped him.
"Password" said da guard.
"I don't know it"
"That's too bad"
"What's too bad?"
"That you don't know the password"
"What's the password?"
"Volcano"
"Thanks"
"No problem"
"Volcano"
The guard stepped out of the way then shot himself in the head. Wesker pressed the up button and waited for it to come. It came then he stepped in and pressed the down button and went all da way down. He looked out the window and seen more guards than he knew he hired. What was going on? He looked up and seen a camera in the corner.
Meanwhile
He took a long and hard drag of the Cuban cigar and in one puff finished it. He let out a long breath and filled the room with smoke. He held out his hand to Evil Chris and said
"5 dollars now"
Evil Chris started to shiver and said.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I"
"Spit it out"
Evil Chris then spit the worm out his mouth and said.
"I don't have the money"
"Well then you owe me bitch"
"OK!"
Evil Chris smiled and looked up to him as a role model, Evil Chris knew that he could annihilate him with one pinky but he still looked up to him, His mentor BILLY COEN! Billy took a glimpse at the camera and seen Wesker. He growled and screamed into the intercom
"MAN YOUR STATION RED ALERT RED ALERT! WE HAVE AN INTRUDER IN THE VICINITY! CODE PEN15!"
"Code Pen15 sir?" Asked Evil Chris
"Yes. . . It's when an intruder that we don't know enters the womb. It could have been easily called code red or code blue but I am a pervert"