This note has nothing to do with this but it's my fiction and I can do whatever I want: GO SEE WAR OF THE WORLDS NOW.

Wesker woke up and remembered something that he forgot some time ago, but he couldn't have forgot it if he had already remembered it so he got up from his bed and smiled at the sun as it smiled and shined down at him through the window. Birds busted out the window, some of them died on the way in but they carried him out of bed and onto his feet. Then Bambi rammed the door open and gave him a ride down the steps then tripped and died in the process. At the bottom of the stairs Baloo the bear fell from the roof and right through the ground. Wesker jumped over the hole and ran towards his office and tripped on Sebastian and crashed into King Louie throwing the orangutan into the pit of alligators. Wesker jumped over the pit and landed infront of his office's doors. He opened it and inside were a lot of dead ants that were colored blue. He zipped over to the curtain and opened it, Sherry's corpse was gone and replaced by a scary monkey.

"That monkey. . ." said Wesker.

The monkey growled.

"Obviously the people who stole Ada also stole stole Sherry for a reason but why her corpse? Why all the dead Disney characters? Why am I talking to myself?"

Wesker knew what he must do! He took off his glasses and the sun shined down on him, he looked up at the celing mirror and jumped right through the window. He fell on the roof in agony as most of the glass shards pierced into his body and drew some blood. He stood up after a few hours when the sun went down and the sky was blood red. He jumped off the roof and landed on the ground, he fell over in complete pain because he fell off a very tall building. He stood up after a few more hours and zipped forward with his super speed.

After a few days of running he stopped.

"Where the hell am I going? I don't know where they are. I'm such an Idiot."

The sky instantly turned grey and thunder and lightning came out of the sky, then a figure came down from the lightning but Wesker couldn't tell because of all the dust. When I cleared it was something that Wesker never imagned it would be. A LEMUR.

"You finally understand Wesker" said da Lemur.

"OMG How do you know my name? How did you do that? How can you talk? Why is the sky grey-"

Before Wesker could finish the Lemur used its Phycic abilites to bitch slap him.

"Quiet bitch. Now the reason why I came is because you finally admitted that most obvious thing in the universe your stupidity. I have been watching you carefully to see when you were in need of help and you need it now the most and stuff"

"Watching me? Help? Your? What are you talking about?"

"I have made a path for you to follow that is the way to the place In which you are going"

A long line in pink instantly appeared as far as Wesker could see.

"Who are you?"

"I am god"

"God?"

"God"

"You're a Lemur?"

"No, I can take many forms"

"So you came as a Lemur"

"Is that a problem?"

"No"

"Good now go"

Wesker followed the line. God crossed his arms and gave a wicked smile, then laughed in a Über low voice and flames surrounded him and a hole appeared below him and he fell in.

Meanwhile in the depths of HELL

Satan was reading a book about Fluffy bunnies and giggled and laughed. He seen one of his henchmen coming and put a cover with the numbers 666 on covering the cover of the bunnies.

"Your horibbleness someone wants to sell his soul" said da Henchman.

"Excellent"

Satan stood up and felt his back crack.

"Owie! I need to work out more often"

"Yes you do"

The henchman desinegrated and Satan went up to earth to whomever was selling his soul. Satan appeared infront of a being.

"Satan! My saviour you have come! You have finally come!"

"SILENCE! Pathetic human. What do you want?"

"I want to get rid of the evil Bastard Wesker!"

"Ok theres a lot of Weskers which one"

"The one that's comeing here"

"OK!"

Satan went to the Wesker that was going there.

This is where before the meanwhile goes and ends were he goes back to hell

Satan went back to reading the book about the fluffy litte bunnies.

Meanwhile

Wesker stopped and so did the line. He looked around and seen nothing, then the sand started to cave into large hole. It stopped and Wesker peeked in. Something came out and Wesker was thrown back, he shook his head and seen a rather large sand demon. He stood up and wondered.

"I wonder what on t.v."