Before I begin I have to do something.

My brother is making a fiction about Resident Evil as well and he wants me to promote his story because he did the same thing to me. The story is about a colored survivor trying to survive raccoon city. So if you want to stop laughing and get scared go to his fiction, its called The Survivor and the title already tells the story's ending, the story Is located in the Games, Resident Evil, Rated M, and probably on the first page. Cheers. Oh and this chapter begins in a different perspective.

He held his pistol close to his chest as he walked down the hall, the long hall that seemed to last forever when it was really just a 18 feet long. He came to a halt in front of the bosses door, took a deep breathe then let it out. He knocked on the door and then a raspy voice answered.

"Come in"

He opened the door and couldn't see a thing.

"Shut the door you fool."

He shut it and smelled something burning.

"What's that smell boss?"

"I'm cooking hamburgers, want one?"

"Ok"

"Idiot, it's my skin, you know I hate the light"

At this time he flipped the switch on and the boss hissed and put his cape over his head.

"Oh sorry..!"

He flipped the switch and the boss threw a book at his head, seeing as he was wearing a helmet he didn't really feel anything. The boss was always fine until it came here, then it started to lose its hair and losing its teeth and its skin became pale and its pupil turned into a slit like a cat would. Of course he noticed all of this within a second of turning on the light.

"So what do you want?" Hissed the boss.

"Well, I came for a raise"

"A raise? Why should I give you one?"

"Because I get paid 3 pies a day and I do most of the work here"

"Fine, you get 3 ½ pies now leave me"

"But"

"Leave"

"But I have something to say"

". . .What?"

He farted.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHE"

He then jumped out of the room.

And now the perspective of the Boss.

I turned in my chair and grinned as I knew that Wesker would not be able to find my base at all, and Satan would be able to get rid of anything because he is all powerful. I laughed and prayed, prayed that whatever Satan has cooked up worked.

And now Wesker

Wesker watched the sand demon fall back into the sand because it was just that, sand. He pondered and wondered where to go next . . .Maybe the base was not even in America maybe it's in…. Wesker gasped and zipped to his local library. He used the internet to go to and ordered tickets to Alaska. He waited outside the library and the tickets came to him from the sky. He picked up the package and it read Air Mail. He opened them and there were the tickets. He zipped to the airport and his plane was already boarding. He took a seat in his luxuries seat in 1st class. He relaxed and fell back in his seat to go to sleep. A moment later, which was really 3 hours because that's how fast time goes when you sleep, Wesker felt a drip of water on his face. He woke up and wiped it off he looked up to see a child drooling at him from the seat in front of him. He frowned and pushed the child back into the seat. He tried to go back to sleep and couldn't because the bowling alley was way too loud he put his some of the earplugs that the plane provided. Somebody then pulled them out; he looked up to see one of those bitches that push the cart to give you food.

"Sir Do you want some peanuts?"

"No, I don't eat nuts."

"Oh, then can I interest you in some peas?"

"Peas make me poop"

"How about some soda?"

"I'm watching my weight"

"Lettuce?"

"I don't eat trees"

"How about"

"I don't want anything?"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes"

"Positive?"

"Yes"

She then screeched and pointed at him as saliva flew at her mouth.

"HA HA ONLY FOOLS ARE POSITIVE!"

She then poured peanuts all over him and ran off with the cart. He noted next time he would take a boat. He went back to sleep and had an odd dream. He was eating peanuts. He woke up to the shaking of the plane and the intercom came up.

"Ahhhh. . . This is your Capitan speaking and were having a bit of problem with the other pilot, apparently from his 30 years of flying he found out he was afraid of heights and puked all over the controls and our death is imminent, have a nice day"

The intercom went off and he ran to where the parachutes were and found out that all of them were taken, knowing that was going to die he wanted to go out with a KAPOW. So he opened the door and a bunch of people flew out and he jumped out. He did some super cool tricks yo and then seen Bugs Bunny falling next to him.

"What's up doc?"

"Do you have an extra parachute?"

"Yeah I do"

Bugs handed one to him. Then Wesker remembered how this ended, the parachute would really be a tire.

"HEY! This isn't really a tire is it?"

"Oh noooo, it's really a parachute"

"How can I trust you?"

"I'm Bugs come on now, everyone trusts me"

"OK!"

Wesker opened the parachute was actually an anvil. He fell twice as fast and Bugs the finger; Bugs tried to as well but noticed that he has 4 fingers. Wesker closed his eyes and his life flashed before his eyes. He shut his eyes as the ground came close to him and he screamed as tears fell out his eyes. Then he hit the ground and died.

Meanwhile

The boss felt a power going thin and then it grinned and clasped its fingers together and started to laugh. It laughed until one of the soldiers came in and yelled.

"BOSS! Are you okay?"

"Of course you fool"

"Oh, well I assumed you were going insane because you never laugh. . . "

"Right, and how did you hear me from all the way over there?"

The soldier pulled of his helmet to reveal his large elf like ears.

"Oh, you're a leprechaun?"

"Naw, I just have big ears"

"Right, well go away"

The soldier nodded and flapped his ears as he flew out the room.

Notes

This is not the last chapter

I referred to the boss as "It" because I couldn't reveal if "It" was a male of female

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