Before I start this one, I wanted to thank everyone who reviewed! This story seriously got more reviews than my very first fan Fic. This is actually a fan fic that ive been drawing for a couple months now, but see, I don't know of any fan fic sites where I can post my drawings, so I had to turn it into writing… which wasn't an easy task (If you know where I can post fan fic drawings, please email me… my email is in my profile… not the one I use for display). If you'd like to see how I draw, email me and ill send u the cartoon version of this fan fic. Its actually called Preteen Titans, but I noticed that was used a lot on here, so I changed the name to Lil Titans.
To the person who said, "Make this story a Raven/Beast Boy pairing… I'm really, REALLY sorry, but I'm not the pairing type of writer. But wouldn't you rather see Cyborg with Raven?
Raven Zinthos for telling me that Raven has Violet hair and grey skin… my bad! Ok, on to the next chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans.
(SKIT)
Young Starfire and Young Raven are playing cards in a plain like area. Suddenly, Young Robin approached them, NAKED, with a towel around his neck.
"Hey, have you girls seen Beast Boy? Were susposed to go swimming together." Robin said.
Starfire and Raven looked at Robin, wide eyed.
"I saw him over by the riverbank…" Raven said, breaking the silence.
"OK, cool! Thanks!" Robin said. He ran off into the bushes and towards the river. Star and Raven watched as he disappeared, then looked at each other.
"That didn't phase me one bit. But I have this strange feeling it'll give me nightmares when I'm older…" Raven said.
(END)
Friday afternoon… school had just let out, and all the kids were on their way home. Two teenagers sat in a large brown van, parked around the corner. Thunder and Lightning sat in the van, watching all the kids walk home.
"This is it, brother! Are you ready!" Lightning said, laughing in between words.
"Um… do we have to do this… It doesn't seem right…" Thunder said, quietly.
"Of course! Its not like were doing anything illegal… just having some fun!" Lightning responded.
"Well… ok… as long as were not going to hurt the kids."
Lightning started the van and began driving down the street. Robin and Cyborg walked home with each other, talking among themselves.
"Ok brother… there on your side… put on the mask, then let me do the talking." Lightning said.
"Yes brother…" Thunder responded. He put on a mask, then rolled down his window. Lightning ducked down and cleared his throat, getting ready to talk. The van pulled up next to Robin and Cyborg. They both looked over as Thunder popped his head out the window, wearing a Michael Jackson mask.
"Hi boys! You wanna go for a ride! Would you like to come play with me?" Lightning yelled from inside the van, with a disguised voice.
Robin and Cyborg looked at each other, then screamed as they took off running down the street.
Thunder and Lightning began to laugh like crazy.
"YOU WERE RIGHT BROTHER! THAT WAS FUN!" Thunder said.
"I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD LIKE IT!" Lightning said. "Come on! Lets go find someone else to scare!"
The big brown fan began driving around. They drove for about 5 minutes until they spotted Beast Boy.
"Target sighted." Lightning said. "He's on my side. Give me the mask, brother!"
Thunder gave Lightning the mask, then drove up to Beast Boy. Lightning rolled down his window.
"Huh?" Beast Boy said as he looked over at the van. He freaked out when he saw Lightning with the mask on.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS MICHAEL JACKSON!" He shouted. He turned into a cheetah and began to run away.
Thunder and Lightning began to cry from laughing so hard. "THE FUNNY THING WAS, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT THE MASK ON!" Lightning shouted.
Starfire was floating down the sidewalk on the other side.
"Brother look! Think this will work on a girl?" Thunder asked.
"I don't know… but theres only one way to find out!" Lightning responded as he moved over to the side of the sidewalk where Starfire was floating.
He handed Thunder the mask, and Thunder rolled down his window.
"Hey little girl!" Lightning said inside the van in his disguised voice. "Want some candy!"
Starfire looked over at the van, then screamed at the top of her voice. The then ran over and kicked the van, which sent it flying across town. The van landed in the park, upside down. Thunder and Lightning had stars in their eyes as they sat in the van.
"Hey brother… lets not play pranks anymore…" Thunder said.
"O…Kay…" Lightning muttered. "I cant… feel my … legs…"
Back across town…
Pud hopped along the sidewalk going home. Slade stood against a tree as he watched his next target hop around.
"Hey, fatty." Slade called out. "Give me $10 and I wont beat you to a bloody pulp."
Pud looked over at Slade for a second, not stopping at all. He then looked back in front of him.
"Saving up for those singing lessons, huh Slade?" Pud asked.
Slade became wide eyed. "HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT! I'LL GIVE YOU $10 TO KEEP THAT INFORMATION TO YOURSELF!"
"Done." Pud said as he continued hopping.
Slade looked around to make sure no one was looking. "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN AWAY CRYING, YOU LITTLE WIMP!" He shouted at Pud.
Meanwhile…
Robin and Cyborg finally stopped running long enough to catch their breath. "Did we lose him?" Robin asked.
"I don't know… I was too scared to look back!" Cyborg responded.
"HEY!"
Robin and Cyborg turned around to see a bigger kid standing behind them. He had freakles and red hair.
"How much money you guys got?" He asked.
"I've got a dollar fifty." Robin responded.
"And ive got two dollars… I didn't buy dessert at lunch." Said Cyborg.
"Good. Give it to me before I beat you both up!" The kid said.
Robin and Cyborg looked at each other.
"Cyborg… lets…"
"No Robin… just give him what you got and we can get out of here…"
Robin gave in and reach into his pockets.
"NO! WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOUR DOING?" Beast Boy shouted.
He returned to his original form to stop Robin and Cyborg. He got in between the three.
"You guys cant just give your money to the first person who asks for it! Don't forget that Slade is the designated bully around here! This guy is probably just a nobody!" Beast Boy said.
The Red Haired kid tapped BB on the shoulder. When he turned around, the kid uppercutted him, sending him flying upwards, then face first on the ground.
"I don't know who this Slade guy is, but I'M gonna be the bully around here… HUH?" The kid looked around to see Robin and Cyborg had already gotten away. The kid growled. "GRRR! I'll catch those two later!"
He then looked over to see Starfire and Terra playing catch. The kid shot an evil grin as he walked over to them.
"Hey… what are you girls doing?" he asked.
Terra glanced at the boy, then looked back at Starfire. "Playing catch. Leave us alone." She responded.
The kid ran in the middle of the girls and grabbed the ball out of the air.
"Hey! That was not very nice!" Starfire shouted.
"Fine! I'll just take this off your hands and go! Later losers!" The kid laughed as he walked away.
"HEY! GIVE ME MY BALL BACK!" Terra shouted.
Soon, the red headed kid was out of sight. Starfire and Terra watched the scene in amazement.
"I thought we females were immune to the bullyism…" Starfire said.
"…Blame it on the sexual revolution…" Terra said.
A few hours later, Beast Boy had gathered Starfire, Terra, Raven, Robin, and Cyborg together to talk about the new threat.
"OK PEOPLE! THIS IS SERIOUS! THERE'S A NEW BULLY IN TOWN THAT'S THREATENING OUR LIVELIHOODS! ONE BULLY IS OK, BUT TWO! THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG! ITS LIKE PAYING DOUBLE TAXES! ITS WRONG! I SAY WE ALL TEAM UP, GET A SUPER HERO TEAM GOING… AND.. UM…"
Beast Boy reached into his back pocket and pulled out a large piece of paper, then looked it over.
"You wrote it DOWN?" Raven said.
"Hey, it's a long speech!" Beast Boy said, not looking up from his paper.
"… Why don't we just tell Slade that someone else is stealing his job…" Raven said to the others.
Beast Boy looked up from his paper. "Or we can just tell Slade that someone is threatening his job!" he said with a HUGE grin.
Across the park, Slade had a kid face down in the dirt as he counted a handful of bills with his foot on the poor kid's head.
"Thank you… you rich boys are always so easy to… negotiate with." Slade responded.
"HEY SLADE!" Robin shouted.
He glanced over his shoulder to see the "Preteen Titans" running up to him.
"Robin… so you formed a little gang to take me on I see?" Slade said.
"No man! There's a new bully in town stealing people's stuff!" Cyborg said.
"WHAT?" Slade shouted with anger in his eye. He was so made he dropped his fistful of dollars.
"You know, you're the designated bully around here, so we thought you had to be told!" Beast Boy said.
"Why that trespassing little… I'LL KILL HIM!" Slade shouted as he took off running across the park.
The Titans watched the scene, wide eyed.
"Wow… he's taking this quite seriously, isn't he?" Terra said.
"… We should evacuate the surrounding homes." Cyborg said.
The Titans took off running after him. They eventually caught up with him. The red headed kid was spotted in a field a few yards in front of them, where a small brick wall separated it from the sidewalk.
"LOOK! THERE HE IS!" Beast Boy shouted.
"THAT'S HIM! HE'S DEAD! YOU HEAR ME! D-E-D! DEAD!" Slade shouted back.
The red headed kid was picking on another little kid.
"I-I-I only have about 50 cents…" The small kid cried.
"GOD ENOUGH! GIVE IT TO ME BEFORE I TAKE YOUR HEAD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!" the red headed kid said.
Suddenly, a shadow appeared over the bully and the little kid.
"Huh?" The bully said as he looked upwards to see Slade flying at them. He ran, jumped off the brick wall, and had his sights set on the bully. And it was on! Slade was beating the high, holy crap out of the red headed kid.
Each of the Titans leaned against the wall, watching the fight.
"Man, I feel sorry for that bully." Robin said.
"I feel sorry for the little kid in the middle…" Cyborg said.
The fight went on for a few more minutes. Each Titan continued to watch. Robin decided to make general conversation.
"You know, that kid is pretty big. You think Slade can handle him?" He said. Before anyone can answer, the red headed kid was sent flying towards the wall. The Titans screamed and ran to different sides of it. The bully went clear through it and landed in the street. He quickly got back up and ran back at Slade with the look of rage in his face. The Titans ran back to the wall and went back to watching the fight in amazement.
"WHOA! THAT WAS SOME PUNCH!" Robin shouted excitedly.
"Dude, that was nothing… you should make Raven mad one of these days." Beast Boy said, looking at Robin.
10 more minutes went by, and everyone was still watching the fight.
"This is pointless." Raven said. "I'm going home." She began to float away. Terra and Starfire were also getting board.
"I wish to do something else. This brutal confrontation is too much for me." Starfire said. The boys weren't listening. They were into the fight that was taking place in front of them.
"Slade is quite the fighter. Notice how he uses his punches sparingly?" Robin said.
"Sparingly, yet very effective! They cause extreme damage when they connect." Cyborg responded.
"Whereas his opponent goes for the more quantitative approach… the complete opposite." Beast Boy said.
"Yes. He just wails away at Slade, as if hoping one hit will go through… NOT good." Robin said.
"Agreed." Cyborg said.
Terra turned to the boys and gave them disguised looks. "HOW THE HECK DO YOU NOTICE THOSE THINGS! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BOYS BEATING THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER!" she shouted.
The boys looked at her for a minute, then back at the fight.
"Terra's Knowledge of pugilistic artisty is embarrassingly trite…" Robin said.
"Agreed." Cyborg and Beast Boy said in unison.
"STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!" Terra shouted.
ANOTHER 10 MINUTES LATER…
The fight was still going on. The boys still absorbed in the battle that was taking place right in front of them. Terra was beginning to get irritated.
"LOOK AT THOSE THREE!" She said to Starfire. "THEIR SO INTO THIS YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE DROOL HANGING FROM THEIR MOUTHS!"
Beast Boy did in fact have drool hanging from his mouth and he made that long moaning noise as he watched the fight. (You know what I'm talking about… from the episode, "Mad Mod"… only without the spirals in his eyes.)
Terra shook her head in disbelief. "IS THIS WHAT OUR WORLD IS COMING TO? WHERE BOYS JUST WATCH VIOLENCE AND GET A KICK OUT OF IT! WHAT DO PEOPLE SEE IN THIS!"
"Terra…" Starfire said. "Remember when our new foe stole your ball?"
Terra blinked. She then jumped on the wall. "THAT'S IT SLADE! KICK HIS BUTT! COME ON, USE THE LEFT HOOK! THE LEFT, SLADE! YEAH, THERE YOU GO! WOOOO! GET HIM, BABY!"
"Uh…" Starfire said.
Finally, the red headed kid was laid out on the ground, unconsicene. Slade picked him up and threw him in a pile of trash cans.
"That's right you piece of crap! I catch you in MY town again and I'll KILL YOU!" Slade shouted. He then dusted his self off and walked back to the group. "Here's all the stuff he took. Here's someone's ball."
"MY BALL! THANK YOU SLADE!" Terra shouted happily as she took her ball back.
He handed Robin a large sack.
"Here's all the money he took too. You'll have to redistribute this." Slade said. He then walked away. "First the school yard… then the city… then the world… and I'll take down ANYONE who gets in my way." Slade said to himself. "Now… I've gotta get home and have my snack before cartoons come on."
Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Terra, and Starfire all watched as Slade walked away into the beautiful afternoon.
"Well… that was nice of our bully to return everyone's belongings!" Starfire said happily.
"Psh… you know he's just gonna take it back tomorrow… so I wouldn't get too comfortable." Robin said.
"By the way…" Beast Boy said. "What ever happened to that little kid that the red haired kid was picking on before Slade showed up?"
"Good question… Cyborg said.
A small hand emerged from underground where the fight took place. It began to twitch around. "Call… 9..1..1.."
End of Chapter 2. I hope you all enjoyed it!