Disclaimer: once again I don't own Degrassi or any of the characters like I said before if I did I would be with Jake Epstein and Adamo lol anyways this is my XElvishXGirlX and Jinx4eva theory how the 4th season got so messed up I made a 2 chapter by a request and since I left out some stuff I said what the heck lol

Summery: it starts off when they are going to set

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Chapter 2 still screwed up

Last we heard was " I don't care if it's Mary Poppin's birthday set!"

Alex then folded her arms gave a dirty look at the writer dude and said,

" You can't make us do jack, your only the writer dude your not the director!"

The writer dude turned and looked at Alex and said,

" Okay do you want your life to be just as messed up as the others?"

Alex looked at him with a scowl look and said,

" And what exactly are you going to conjure up for me? I swear if you make me do anything that I don't want to do then…"

"Wow, wow hold up, your not in any position to be making threats I'll do whatever I damn well please and I'll write whatever I want and you have to do it the director is out sick so he left me in charge so there!"

Alex gave him an oh please look and said,

" Oh brother…."

The writer dude then said,

" Where! Where's my brother."

Alex rolled her eyes and said,

" Either the director is on crack or he lost his mind leaving you in charge your really messed up in the head…. you must be lying I refuse to do anything you say until I hear the director say it out of his own mouth."

The writer dude then said,

" Listen you whore, you are going to do what I say, don't argue with me because I am not in the mood."

Alex just laughed and said sarcastically,

" Oh my, I am so scared! I am pissing him off whatever shall I do?"

The writer dude was getting really ticked off he then said,

" That's it! That was the last straw you know what! I thought up something for you, you are going to give head to Jay as well, and you also going to get gonerra, and you know what? for pissing me off so well, you and your best friend Amy are going to get in a fight, because she also did stuff with Jay too."

Alex looked shocked, she shock her head no and said,

" Hell no! That's so aint happening I want to talk to the director!"

The writer dude then picked up the phone and said,

" You want to talk to him? fine here call him."

Alex picked up the phone and called the director,

" Hello? Hi Mr. Director dude did you really leave this bozo the writer dude in charge?"

The director then said,

" Yes Alex I did and I am not falling for this again, last time I took a day off you said that the writer lady was evil and I came there right away, when I arrived you then said "Oh I was j/k." The third season turned out great, he's a professional let him do his work, I am sure that the 4th season will be great just like the 3rd now Alex what he says goes okay."

Alex was mad as hell the director hung up, great she thought I am really in for it now, she turned around and she then asked

"Where did he find you at anyways?"

The writer dude then said,

"I've been working here for quiet a while now, this is my first time actually getting to do the writing and the directing one the writer people told the director what a great writer I would be for this season and so here I am."

Alex then said,

" Oh please you suck at this, I've read better stuff from a 1 year old who barely know 6 words."

" That's it I am tired of you saying trash about me, what I say goes you are going to get gonerra and get in a fight with Amy."

Alex was about to jump on him and start beating him up, but Jay holds on to her and says,

"You are just going to get him even more mad let me handle this."

Alex took a deep breath and kicked the writer dude and walked away.

The writer dude then yelled out,

" You know what Alex I swear just for that you are going to wear the panther outfit."

Alex had her eyes wide open and said,

"What!"

Jay then said,

" You know what writer dude you need to get a life, either that or man… when was the last time you got laid?"

" What did you just say, oh hell no you didn't just ask that you know bring it on bitch! I am not going to put up with anymore shit from anybody, Jay your going to get expelled because Spinner is going to rat you out, so no more gangster white boy"

Jay was about to tell the writer dude off, but then Toby jumps in and says,

" Writer dude I command you to stop!"

The writer dude looked puzzled for a second then went on the floor laughing like a little girl and said,

" Oh man! What the F$# was going on in your mind when you said that, come one Toby if the tuff kids couldn't stop me what makes you think you can?"

Toby looked around and said,

" Don't make me throw a fire ball at you, or……"

"Okay anima freak! You already have it bad enough you're a geek and well hate to break it to you but your not the hottest guy, I got it! I am going to make you become best friends with Rick."

Rick then yells

"What! okay I know I beat Terri and I'm really sorry, but me be Toby's best friend? Don't you think that's a bit drastic! "

J.t. looks up and is smiling and said,

"Yes! I am free, good luck Rick your going to need it."

Toby looked really happy and said,

"Yeah! I have a new friend."

And hugged Rick

Rick then said,

" Are you serious, my goodness kill me now why don't you?"

The writer dude thought for a moment and said,

" Hey that's not a bad idea I think we are going to have you shot."

Rick looked shocked and said,

"What?"

Darcy then said,

" I know I'm new and I might not know much but nobody should go through all that, come on you guys stop being a bunch of ass whips."

The writer dude then said,

" You know what like I told the others I am not messing around anymore so you know what…you are going to kiss Rick and you know what…. you are going to think Chester is hot your going to act like a little school girl wetting your pants crushing on him."

Darcy then looked confused and grossed out at the same time and said,

"ewww I am not kissing him that's gross no offense Rick and who is Chester?"

Just then the door opens and the wind blows into the boys hair the light hits right on him he has black hair kind of long he was looking down and he looked hot from a far. (wish it would have stayed like that lol)

Darcy then asked, "whose that?"

The writer dude then said,

"Meet Chester."

Darcy was smiling until he looked up she then had a disgusted look on her face yet again with disappointment again and said,

"ewww that's Chester he's UGLY! I feel like I'm watching Austin powers gold member all over again all I can saw is mole…. "

Chester looked mad and said,

"Christina Aguilera said I am beautiful in every single way, so there."

Darcy than said,

" I'm sorry that was rude of me even if your not that cute I'm Darcy… nice to mole you, uhh…. Meet you! Nice to meet your mole… uhh ummm oh crap…"

The writer dude looked mad and said,

" that's my nephew leave him alone."

Spinner then said,

"well that explains a lot I knew he couldn't have became an actor on those looks I though he must have known someone in the movie industry because he's not the best actor either."

The writer dude was fuming with anger and yelled,

"oh that's it!"

the writer dude pulled out a electronic razor and turned it on all you can hear now was the fury of the writer dude and the razor going on he then said,

" Spinner get over here!"

Spinner ran for his life and said

"What the hell, he's gone mad!"

The writer dude reached out with the razor and spinner ducker… but it was too late the writer dude had cut off half the side of his hair….. dun.. dun… dun what will he do next?

Hey you guys what did you think I have other stuff to add in but I didn't want to make this chapter too long please comment and read the next chapter when I write it