Everybody, I am SO sorry this took so long. Its time for the update to this story. Hey, Raven Zinthos… WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS A FILTHY EARTH MONKEY! Well, if that's what I am, that makes you a Jive Turkey! Haha! Just playin! Anyways, on with the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans.
(SKIT)
(Throughout this skit, imagine the Beach Boys Christmas Song, Little Saint Nick, is playing)
Beast Boy sat at the back of the class, writing a letter to Santa Claus. Cyborg appeared behind him and started reading the letter over his shoulders.
Dear Santa,
It's me! Beast Boy! The coolest dude on the face of the earth! Anyways, what I want for Christmas is the Tornado 5000, the sweetest, most extreme moped ever built! I believe I deserve it because I've been really good, I'm always helping people, and I've never told a lie my entire life…
"Except this first sentence." Cyborg said out loud.
… except this first sentence
Beast Boy's eyes lit up as he noticed what he wrote down. "HEY!" He said as he looked angrily at Cyborg, who was laughing like crazy.
(END)
The boys in the class marched in a death-line past Raven as they went back to their desks.
"I want you all to sit at your desks until I can think of a proper punishment… NOW!" she said. She then pulled Beast Boy out of the line and slammed him against the wall.
"You'd better watch it, green man! If I find out that it was you behind that little mutiny, I will DESTROY you. Do you understand me?" She said.
Beast Boy, with puddles of sweat flowing down his face, simply nodded.
"NOW GO SIT DOWN!"
Beast Boy quickly scurried back to his seat.
Terra and Starfire came into the room a few moments later.
"Hi Raven! We came to see how things were going in here!" Terra said.
"There was a small problem… but I took care of it." Raven responded.
Starfire began flying around the classroom. "Wow! It looks like there was an epic battle in this room!" she said.
(Forgive me, but Starfire's speech is hard!)
Terra looked up to see Robin and Cyborg dangling from the ceiling. "Hey guys! Didn't see you two 'hanging out'! So how's the view up there?" she laughed.
"HAR HAR! VERY FUNNY!" Robin shot back.
"We are most glad that you are on our side, Raven!" Starfire said.
"Yeah! Could you imagine what it would be like if Raven truly were evil?" Terra said.
All the boys sat, obviously outmatched. Beast Boy sat, writing in his notebook:
Minute 31 of Lunch Hour.
Morale among the men
Is low. Failure of the offensive
Has brought in the air of defeatism
That will be hard to expel.
Robin, Cyborg and Pud were our only
True means of escape.
Now they hang over our heads
The same way the air of defeatism
I just mentioned is hanging over
Our heads…
Beast Boy then began to scribble something out:
Robin, Cyborg, and Pud:
Symbols of Defeatism?
By Beast Boy.
He then tore the page out his notebook, balled it up, and threw it over his shoulder. "Ok, that was getting stupid." He said.
Beast Boy began writing again. Suddenly, the paper was snatched out his notebook!
"WHAT'S THIS? WRITING NOTES IN CLASS? YOU KNOW DARN WELL THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!" Raven shouted, holding the paper over Beast Boy's head.
She handed the paper to Terra. "Terra. I want you to do me a favor… read this note to the entire class!" She said as she had a hand full of Beast Boy's face. He was desparately trying to get the paper back.
"NOOO! DON'T!" He shouted.
"With pleasure!" Terra said.
She cleared hear throat and began reading, "The Symbol of Defeatism".
"… And forced to go through unbearable tortures, yet I find it hard to truly hate our captor since her beauty and mere presence awakens something in me that…"
"WHAT THE!" Raven shouted as her face turned bright red. She ran over and snatched the paper out of Terra's hands, then tore it up.
"GIVE ME THAT! I WILL NOT TOLERATE SMUT IN THIS CLASSROOM!" Raven shouted.
The next thing everybody knew, Beast Boy AND Terra found themselves dangling from the ceiling right next to Robin and Cyborg. Beast Boy hung there with his arms crossed, obviously upset, while Terra hung there with confusion on her face.
"What the heck did I DO?"
Starfire and Raven sat at the Teacher's desk playing cards. Starfire had to know the truth.
"Friend… I must ask of you… why are you treating our fellow peers like this? Do you have, what you would call, a grudge, against them?"
"You see Starfire… It's like this… Its my understanding that all boys grow up to think that they are naturally superior to us girls. All I'm doing is removing that idea from their heads. It may look like cruelty now, but in the long run, it will prove to be extremely beneficial to both species."
"But are you not worried about consequences?"
"What consequences?"
"Well, after today, I do not think anybody will have anything nice to say about you."
"So what. I can live with that. Besides, after I'm through, I doubt there'll be any boys left for me to worry about…"
"MOMMY!"
(CRASH!)
Raven looked over at a fainted kid that was now on the floor. She pounded her fist on the table.
"I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT LAST PART, YOU MORONS! SOMEONE GET THAT KID SOME SMELLING SALTS!"
It was then that Raven remembered something. She stood up and started to leave the classroom. She turned back to Starfire.
"Starfire, I have a few things to take care of. Can you watch the room while I'm gone?" Raven asked.
Starfire began jumping up and down, clapping. "Of course I will! But what if there's trouble?"
"Don't worry about that. Their wills have been shattered. There wont be any trouble at all." She turned the boys and gave them all cold, evil stares.
"ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BOYS!"
"yes ma'am…" All the boys said solemnly.
Raven walked out the classroom. "Room's all your's, Starfire."
Starfire watched as Raven disappeared out the door. "After a stare like that, MY will would have been shattered too…" She thought.
Meanwhile, high above the classroom, Robin and Cyborg (In the Pud mold), Beast Boy, and Terra still hung from the ceiling. Beast Boy watched as Raven walked outside.
"Hey! Raven just left the room! This is our chance!" Beast Boy said.
Terra looked confused, while both Robin AND Cyborg were fast asleep.
"Terra, I have a plan, but I'm going to need your help for it." Beast Boy said.
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IM GOING TO HELP YOU!" Terra shouted.
"Because you are MAD at Raven! I can see it in your eyes! You want to get back at her for putting you up here! You feel BETRAYED! BACK-STABBED! FORSAKEN! –"
"OK OK! I'LL HELP YOU, GEEZ!"
"SWEET!"
"What choice do I have? It sounded like you were about to start another one of those stupid speeches of yours!"
Beast Boy turned his attention to the bottom of the classroom.
"HEY STARFIRE! I HAVE TO TAKE A LEAK! CAN YOU LET ME DOWN FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES!" He shouted.
"Sorry Friend. You know I am not allowed to take you down from there." Starfire called back.
"FINE THEN! I HOPE YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA HANDY, BECAUSE I PREDICT THAT THE WEATHER WILL HAVE A STRONG CHANCE OF GOLDEN SHOWERS!"
Starfire paced around, thinking about what Beast Boy meant by his comment.
"EWWWWWW!" Starfire shouted 15 minutes later.
"You have got one demented mind, Beast Boy." Terra said with annoyance in her face.
"Yeah, well desparate times calls for desparate measures."
Starfire flew upwards and untied Beast Boy's ropes. The moment he was free, he turned into a lion and attacked Starfire!
"WHAT IN THE!" She shouted.
The poor, unsuspecting Tamaran girl had no idea it was coming. She came down on the floor hard. Beast Boy turned into a bird and glided downwards, then tied Starfire up tightly in the room he was once held captive in. He flew back upwards and snapped Terra's ropes. Once the two of them were back on the ground, Terra ran out of the classroom. All the boys got out of their seats and crowded around Beast Boy and the hogtied Starfire.
"BEAST BOY, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!" Aqualad shouted.
"Relax guys! I've come up with a plan that's FULLPROOF! Terra's gonna get the girls to help us overthrow Raven! She'll never see it coming!
"By golly that just might work!" Speedy said.
Beast Boy threw his fist into the air. "Not MIGHT work… it WILL work! Our time has finally come! VICTORY WILL BE OURS!"
"VICTORY! VICTORY!" All the boys chanted.
"Is it some kind of Earth law that you boys always have to support each other's hare brained schemes?" Starfire shouted from the floor.
Beast Boy started to clap to get everyone's attention. "OK PEOPLE! WE NEED TO GET ORGANIZED! AQUALAD, WE'LL NEED WEAPONS! SEARCH THE ROOM FOR ANYTHING USABLE! SPEEDY! YOU'LL BE IN CHARGE OF SECURITY! KEEP AN EYE ON THE DOORWAY!"
"Right!" Aqualad said.
All the boys began to scatter to set up for there newest assault against Raven. Beast Boy stood in the center of the room, "directing traffic".
"GET THAT BARRICADE UP! USE MORE DESKS! ADD SOME CHAIRS IF YOU HAVE TO! LETS GO PEOPLE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! WE DON'T HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD YOU KNOW!"
Beast Boy then turned to the still tied up Starfire. "Sorry Star. You'll have to stay tied up until this is over." He said to her.
"You are aware that our dining period ends in six minutes, right?" Starfire said.
A few moments later, everything was in place. Chairs and desks served as barricades. All the boys were armed with aluminum foil as armor, and weapons like rulers, pointers, books, etc. Beast Boy looked around the room with satisfaction. "Good! The defenses are up and everyone is in position. But what's taking Terra so long?" he said.
Kid Flash stood on top of one of the desks, looking out the window with some binoculars on. "Hey Beast Boy! You aren't gonna believe this, but the girls are STILL out there!"
"WHAT!" Beast Boy shouted. "Terra should have gotten them by now!"
Suddenly, Speedy poked his head inside the classroom and waved. "Hey Beast Boy! Raven is…"
"… COMING! ALREADY?" Beast Boy shouted, nervously
"Uh… no…" Speedy said. Raven walked in, holding him up by his shirt in front of her. "… She's already here."
"… crap…" Beast Boy said.
Terra walked in behind Raven. Beast Boy's hairs began to stand upwards. "TERRA! YOU TRAITOR! HOW COULD YOU BACKSTAB US LIKE THAT!" He shouted.
Terra put her head sideways on Raven's shoulders. "Sorry Beast Boy. But my woman's intuition got the better of me." She said bluntly.
Raven threw Speedy across the room, then floated over and grabbed Beast Boy by the collar of his shirt.
"You just cant keep yourself out of trouble, can you green boy!" she said.
"EEP!" Beast Boy screamed.
"I've been pretty easy on you, but now you leave me with no choice!" Raven said as she brought her fist back, obviously ready to punch out Beast Boy.
"Desparate times calls for desparate measures! Desparate times calls for desparate measures!" Beast Boy thought.
Without warning, Beast Boy grabbed Raven and gave her a deep, passionate kiss. He then let the shocked Raven go and took off running at full speed out the classroom. The cold words of Raven's shouting sent cold chills up Beast Boy's spine:
"YOURE A DEAD MAN, BEAST BOY! YOU HEAR ME? A DEAD MAN!"
"Oh well… it was a good life while it lasted!" Beast Boy thought.
Raven chased Beast Boy across the entire classroom. In one particular hallway, Terra got an idea to try to slow Beast Boy down enough so Raven can get him.
"If he makes it out into the hallway, things could get worse. I'd better close the door!"
Once she closed the door, reality hit her, hard as Beast Boy ran straight at her. "Wait… HE CANT STOP FROM HIS MOMENTUM!"
CRASH!
There were huge cracks in the door. Beast Boy, dazed, continued trying to run away. Terra looked as if a rather large person backed into her.
"Dah… T-t-that wasn't s-so bad… it cost me a few b-bumps and bruises, but I slowed him d-d-down…"
CRASH!
Raven stumbled away with stares in her eyes, while Terra was laid out, as if she was hit on the head with a larg hammer.
"T-t-theres a lesson in this somewhere…"
Despite what just occurred, Raven was still hot on Beast Boy's trail. It looked like something out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
"That little twerp is faster than I thought! I'll never catch him at this rate!" Raven said. She suddenly stopped in front of the boys.
Beast Boy stopped to catch his breath when he noticed that Raven stopped chasing him.
"Huh? She's not chasing me anymore? I wonder why?"
"LISTEN UP YOU PUNKS! IF I CAN'T CATCH BEAST BOY THEN YOU ALL WILL HAVE TO TAKE HIS PUNISHMENT!"
The boys looked at each other, then turned their sights on Beast Boy. The next thing Beast Boy knew, he was now being chased by a group of angry boys.
"MOMMY!" Beast Boy shouted.
The boys cornered him against the desk and chair barricade.
"You're surrounded, Beast Boy. Make this easy on yourself and surrender to Raven peacefully." Aqualad said, pointing a broom at Beast Boy.
"SURRENDER? NEVER!" Beast Boy shouted. He turned behind and grabbed one of the chairs holding up the stacks of desks.
"I MAY BE SURROUNDED, BUT I'M NOT TOTALLY TRAPPED, DUDES!" He shouted.
"WHATS HE DOING!" Kid Flash shouted.
Beast Boy pulled out the chair and the large pile of desks came crashing down! The boys were all laid out, unconscience, under a pile of fallen desks. Beast Boy watched the scene with a giant sweat drop down the back of his head.
"Way to go, B.B…. If Raven doesn't kill you, the SCHOOL BOARD will!" He thought. "Now that the mob has been taken care of, there's still the matter of me being trapped in this classroom! I've got to find a way out, and FAST! And since the door is out of the picture…"
Beast Boy looked upwards to see the still slumbering Robin and Cyborg dangling from the top of the classroom. He then turned into a bird and flew upwards, then turned back into his normal self and hung on to Robin and Cyborg. The two of them both started to wake up.
"Ey', yo! Is it morning already?" Cyborg said.
"Hang on guys! Were busting outta here!" Beast Boy said. He began rocking the Pud mold until it started swing back and forth. Once they were in full swing, Beast Boy turned into an alligator and chomped through the chain that was holding them in the air. The mold crashed through the window! The mold rolled around until it stopped against the tree. Beast Boy began to kiss the ground.
"I'VE DONE IT! I'M FREE! I'M FREE AT LAST! I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THE OUTDOOR BREEZE! I CAN SEE THE BIRDS! I CAN SMELL THE FLOWERS! I CAN HEAR THE…"
Suddenly, the lunch bell rang.
"… Lunch bell…" Beast Boy said, solemnly.
Back inside the classroom, The teacher stumbled back to the classroom.
"That… was good booze…" She muttered. Once she got there, she noticed the half busted up door. "What the heck happened to this door?" She said to herself. Once she opened, her mouth nearly dropped to the ground as her eyes bugged out their sockets!
"HOLY MOTHER OF DAMN! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!"
She saw the boys unconscience under the pile of desks and chairs, Terra unconscience by her feet, Starfire tied up in a corner of the classroom, and supplies all over the floors. Raven reclined in the teacher's chair with her hands behind her head. She was as cool as can be.
The teacher stormed over towards Raven.
"RAVEN! ARE THOSE DESKS AND STUDENTS I SEE PILED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM!"
"Um, cant you confirm that fact yourself?" Raven said, not once looking up.
The teacher's face became red with anger. "ARE YOU GIVING ME ATTIUDE!"
"Are you asking me another stupid question?"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TRYING TO PULL HERE, RAVEN, BUT YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF TWO YEARS WORTH OF DETENTION!" The angry teacher shouted.
"I don't think so, Beth."
"EXCUSE ME? YOU DON'T THINK SO! RAVEN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW GRAVE YOUR SITUATION IS AT THIS POINT IN TIME! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU GO UNPUNISHED!"
"This." Raven said as she held up a small camcorder tape.
"A tape?" The teacher asked.
"What's on it is rather interesting. During the lunch hour, I used my powers to sneak into the teacher's lounge and make a quick recording of that drinking party you guys were having in there! I must say, you are a wild drunk. You made out with EVERY teacher in that room! And I mean EVERY teacher!"
"WHAT WHAT WHAT?"
Trouble's brewing around the corner! What does Raven have in store for the Teacher? What's going to happen to Beast Boy when and if Raven catches up to him… and who is going to untie poor Starfire! Find out next chapter!
I will update this one soon! I promise! If not, you all have permission to hunt me down and beat me!