Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the other characters...yahdeeyah..so don't sue me and all that stuff...any way...This was like a one word story done by sage5931 and me...go on...read it!

Harry sat upon his suitcase so it would close. Unfortunately, his suitcase, like any other object in his house, didn't like him so it refused to close.

"Stupid suitcase! close already!"

"Muahahaha, feel my wrath HP, I will not close" so Harry gave up.

"Oh well. I guess I'll just take my undies, toothbrush, and my only tee-shirt in a small bag," Harry shrugged. HP was excited to go to the game show. Surprisingly...not, Voldemort was doing the same thing on the other side of the world while Pettingrew, A.K.A IT, and Snape were helping him.

"No you stupid, stupid rat! My pink pjs go in the green suitcase while my heart shape ones go in the blue suitcase! ARRGGG..and don't forget to pack teddy!" Voldy was furious! He paced back and fourth while biting his nails.

"Sorry Master, I never knew you wanted to pack your teddy too. Should I pack your pick bunny or your green one? Or both? Oh, wait I know, I'll pack your pick dress with satin sachets on the rim of the yellow flowers, you know the one you always were to the death eater meetings? I KNOW you were it under all your black clothes".

"Pack all my rabbits and my dress, Pettigrew. I don't know HOW I'll live without them." Voldy sighed in a dream like way as he remembered his dress.

"Welcome everyone to London's number one television show…The Surreal Life! This season we will be featuring the wonderfully fun, yet serious people, from Hogwarts! Please welcome them! Harry Potter, Luscious, Ron W, Hermione G., Snape, IT, and of course Vodemort…Lord voldemort…heh" The host said with excitement. "Lets start of by giving everyone there rooms!" The host declared.

"Harry Potter, you get the room to the right, number 13. Ron you get the room labelled DIE because, well, the number kind of fell of and we needed a replacement. Hermy, you get #1234567890 on the 20 floor, sorry. We've got no elevator. Voldy, you're going to have to sleep in the garage because we only have one room and it is not fit for someone so lunatically evil like you. Ginny, Luna, and IT, you have to share the last room

"WHAT do you mean there is no elevator?" Hermione yelled!

"Hermione...are you going through your PMS stage again...? " Ron asked.

SLAP Ron was bitch slapped hard on the face.

Ron screamed, "What was that for!" while voldy was trying to catch a cute kitty from his room, a.k.a. the Garage.

(Chapter 2 continued on sage5931 account…that would be Vicky FYI)