To the person who left me that email with the blocked name, I don't think its very hard to imagine what the young Titans look like. Take Raven for example. Remember The End parts 2 and 3? Remember when she was little? Just imagine that. Hope that helps you a little bit. On with the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans.
(SKIT)
It's a boring, rainy afternoon. Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, and Terra are all over at Robin's house. They are each doing a random activity, trying to keep boredom at bay. Suddenly, Beast Boy walks in front of the T.V.
He claps his hands to get the other's attention. He clears his throat, then chugs down a two liter bottle of soda. Next, Beast Boy lets out a loud, long, raunchy burp! This burp went on for 5 minutes straight. After the 5 minutes were up, Beast Boy quietly wiped his mouth, then took a bow.
The little Titans looked at each other, then started to clap.
Raven put her hood on. "I'm bored and I have no life. That is EXACTLY why I just applauded that."
(END)
(Note: Sorry if that didn't seem funny… I swear to you, it was hilarious when I first thought of it!)
Inside the Principal's office, Raven sat before the teacher and the principal, reclined, with her arms behind her head and her legs crossed.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT'S ON THAT VIDEO TAPE!" The principal shouted. "YOU ARE NOT GOING THE BLACKMAIL THE SCHOOL INTO LETTING YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!"
"… You sure you want to make that your final answer?" Raven asked.
"You darn tootin', girl! Go ahead! Send that tape to the school board! See if I care!" the principal shouted.
The teacher fiercely turned to the principal. "DID ALL THAT LIQUOR ROT YOUR BRAIN, PETER? IF ANYONE OUTSIDE THIS SCHOOL SEES THAT TAPE, OUR CAREERS AND REPUTATIONS ARE RUINED! I FOR ONE DO NOT WANNA END UP BEING A CASHIER AT MCDONALS! DO YOU!"
(NO offense to anyone who works as a cashier anywhere… that was my first job…)
"… You're right, Beth…" The principal sighed as he plopped into his chair and put his head on his desk. "You're free to go, Raven."
Raven got out her chair and walked out the classroom. "I'm glad you seen the light, Mr. Principal. I'll be back later with my list of demands… oh, and Mrs. Watkins… I suggest going on a diet. Some of the students complain about not being able to see the chalkboard."
"WHY YOU BLACKMAILING LITTLE! I'LL TEAR YOU APART!" The teacher shouted. The principal quickly got up to restrain her.
"MCDONALDS, BETH! REMEMBER MCDONALDS!" he shouted.
Back in the classroom, the students started to clean the classroom up. Starfire was finally untied, and everything seemed to be back in order. Suddenly, Raven's voice came over the loudspeakers.
"Students of Jump Middle School. This is Raven. Since I can do whatever I want, Everybody is free to go home…"
All the students began to cheer like crazy, then busted out of their classrooms.
"… However, the boys will have to stay and tend the gardens and clean the windows. Any boy caught leaving will be PERSONALLY dealt with… by me!"
All the girls began to laugh as the boys angrily marched back to their classrooms.
On the side of the school, Beast Boy hid behind a tree. "Did I hear that intercom correctly! Raven can do whatever she wants! HOW THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?" he said. "If that's the case there is NO WAY I'm hanging around here! I don't dare go back to…"
"BEAST BOY!"
"Huh?"
Robin and Cyborg was still laying on the ground in the hardened mold, with Cyborg face up.
"BEAST BOY! ARE YOU STILL THERE! IVE GOT… MUD ALL OVER MY FACE!" Robin shouted.
"YEAH! AND I'M BURNING UP UNDER THIS SUN! HELP US!" Cyborg said.
"Robin and Cyborg! I should go get them… but if I go anywhere near that school, Raven might see me! I cant risk that! Robin… Cyborg… forgive me, but I have to leave you there…" Beast Boy thought.
Suddenly, a small Beast Boy appeared next to him, wearing a long white gown, a halo, and little angel wings on the back.
"No! How can you think that! Robin and Cyborg are your friends! Why must you leave them there to suffer like that? Just to save you a few bruises and broken bones! You MUST go and help them!" It said.
Suddenly, another Beast Boy appeared on the other side of him. This one was dressed in a tight red outfit with a tail and horns.
"Whats wrong with you? Raven's gonna kick your tail if you so much as LOOK at that place funny! It's every changeling for himself, baby! Save yourself!"
Beast Boy thought for a moment. He then began to walk towards Robin and Cyborg.
"The angel dude is right! Robin and Cyborg are my friends! They need my help and I WILL help them! They would do the exact same for me!" He said boldly.
The tiny angel quickly flew towards him and slapped him upside his head. "AT LEAST CROUCH YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF CAUGHT?"
Once Beast Boy was close enough, he turned into a gorilla and picked up the mold, then began to run away.
"Beast Boy! You came back for us!" Cyborg said.
"SSSHH! Raven might here you!" Beast Boy said.
After a while, Beast Boy began to tire out. He put the mold down, then turned back to normal and sat down.
"Good lord, that thing weighs a ton! There's no way I can carry this thing all the way home!" He said.
"Hey!" Robin said. "I have an idea!"
Soon, Beast Boy was rolling the mold on its side down the field. "Good idea, Robin!" Beast Boy said happily. "We'll be outta here in no time!"
"Yep! I'm a genius!" Robin said.
"ROLL FASTER! THIS IS FUN!" Cyborg said.
"YEAH! FASTER!" Robin said.
Beast Boy jumped on top and started running it down the field, going faster and faster.
"STOP! STOP! STTOOOOOOOP!" Robin and Cyborg shouted.
Beast Boy jumped off and turned into a gorilla again, then stopped the mold from rolling. "What? Whats wrong?" he asked.
"Stop… for a… sec…" Cyborg said with spirals in his eyes.
"Why?" Beast Boy asked.
"I think I'm gonna puke…" Robin said.
Beast Boy rested the mold against a tree. "Ok… we'll rest for a bit, then we'll keep go all the way to my house.
"Fine… with… me…" Cyborg said.
It was then that something happened… it was a change in the atmosphere.
"Hey… did something just… happen?" Beast Boy said.
"Yeah… the wind stopped…the birds stopped chirping… and it's gotten colder…" Robin said.
"It's like a storm is coming…" Cyborg said.
Suddenly, Beast Boy stood up. He was frozen from fear. "Robin… Cyborg…I know what this is… I've seen this happen before! It's no storm…"
"Then what is it?" Cyborg asked.
Then, without any warning, Beast Boy was sent flying across the field! Raven emerged from behind him, with a look to kill! She ran over and put her foot on his head, burying his face into the ground.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH WHAT YOU DID BACK THERE, GREEN BOY!" she shouted. The sky began to get darker and darker… darker than night itself.
She grabbed Beast Boy off the ground by his shirt. "YOU DID SOME PRETTY STUPID THINGS IN THE PAST, BUT WHAT YOU DID TO ME BACK THERE WAS THE MOTHER OF THEM ALL!" She then proceeded to shaking Beast Boy like crazy. "I HAVE TO LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE KNOWING THAT MY FIRST KISS WAS FROM A SKINNY GREEN SHRIMP!"
Random plants and bushes began exploding from Raven's anger.
"And the problem is…?" Beast Boy said with a smile.
Raven, now fuming, punched Beast Boy hard enough to send him flying back towards Robin and Cyborg. Raven then dove on him and began giving Beast Boy the beating of a lifetime.
"…wow…" Robin said.
"WHAT! WHAT'S GOING ON? I CANT SEE!" Cyborg shouted. The way the mold was, Cyborg's side was facing the tree, and Robin could see everything that was going on.
Raven was about to punch Beast Boy for the 1000th time, but Beast Boy was motionless. Raven looked at him, puzzled.
"OMIGOSH! RAVEN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!" Robin said, worried.
"WHAT? WHAT DID SHE DO?" Cyborg shouted
"Beast Boy? BEAST BOY?" Raven said.
Beast Boy suddenly lifted his head. "Hahahaha! Fooled you there for a sec, huh!" he laughed.
An explosion was heard from a distance as Raven began to ferociously attacking Beast Boy again. This time, she was uber-pissed.
Raven stopped after a while to catch her breathe, leaving Beast Boy on the ground with X's in his eyes.
"Uh-oh… I think you REALLY did it this time…" Robin said.
"DID WHAT! WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON!" Cyborg yelled.
Suddenly, the beaten and battered Beast Boy got up with a huge grin on his face. "HAHAHAHA! GOT YOU AGAIN, DIDN'T I!" he laughed.
"WHY YOU LITTLE…." Raven shouted.
She dove on him and started attacking yet again.
"GO FOR NUMBER 3, BEAST BOY! GO FOR NUMBER 3!" Robin cheered.
"NUMBER 3 WHAT! ROBIN! WHATS GOING ON! IS BB OK!" Cyborg shouted.
After a while, the beating stopped. Raven stood up, kicked dirt on Beast Boy, put her hood on, then started to walk away. Beast Boy struggled to get to his feet, then limped over to Robin and Cyborg.
"She's gone, Beast Boy… are you ok?" Robin asked.
"Y-Y-yeah… I can still… stand… thank… goodness…" Beast Boy muttered.
Robin grinned. "Good! Then can you take us over to that ice cream truck over there! I think I have some change in my pocket and…"
Beast Boy suddenly punted the mold across the grass.
Later that day…
Beast Boy took the Robin/Cyborg/Pud mold over to Terra's house, where she and Starfire were playing.
"Beast Boy? What are you all doing here?" Terra asked.
"Well, Cyborg's parents aren't home, and we have to get these two out of this mold, so I thought that you could help." Beast Boy said.
Starfire walked towards the Robin side of the mold. "You cannot move, can you?" she asked Robin.
"Nope. Were practically immobile." Robin said.
Starfire had a HUGE smile on her face, along with stars in her eyes. "Then you cannot do anything if I do THIS, can you!" she laughed as she started tickling Robin.
Robin began laughing like crazy. "HAHAHAHA! STARFIRE! HAHAHAHAHA! CUT IT OUT! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Robin then began making the mold bounce to get away, with Starfire running after it. "WHAT ABOUT YOU, CYBORG! ARE YOU TICKLISH!" Starfire laughed.
"BOUNCE, MAN! BOUNCE!" Cyborg shouted.
Beast Boy and Terra watched baffled as Starfire chased Robin and Cyborg around her yard.
"…immobile, huh?" Terra said.
A few moments later, Robin and Cyborg were taken to the garage, where Terra pulled out what looked like a laser gun. Beast Boy and Starfire looked it over.
"Ok, with this Industrial Laser, we should be able to get you two out of that thing in no time." Terra explained.
"Uh… just be careful, ok?" Cyborg said.
"Relax. This thing is very precise. We use it to cut diamonds. Here, I'll show you a test shot." Terra said with a wink.
Not knowing the gun was set on its highest level, Terra pointed the gun at a nearby tree outside. She fired a HUGE laser beam, which not only reduced the tree to ashes, but the beam shot clear through a few houses and never stopped!
The Titans watched the carnage with each of their mouths nearly touching the ground.
"EXACTLY HOW BIG ARE THESE DIAMONDS!" Robin shouted.
"Opps…" Terra said as she laughed nervously. "It was set on its highest setting!"
Beast Boy and Starfire dropped to the ground. Once Terra turned down the setting on the laser gun, she fired, shattering the mold and freeing Robin and Cyborg once and for all!
The both started to huge each other. "WERE FREE! WERE FREE!" they said together.
"Terra! You're da bomb!" Cyborg said.
"Yeah! How can we ever repay you?" Robin asked.
"Simple! If anyone ever asks how you got free, just tell them its because of MY genius!" Terra said.
"No prob." Robin said.
Beast Boy walked over and started analyzing the gravel from the mold. "Hey, wait a minute, guys! What about Pud? Are we just gonna leave him like this?" he said.
Cyborg walked over towards Beast Boy. "Raven said that he'd be able to go back to normal eventually, right? But now that he's all in pieces like this…"
Suddenly, the gravel pieces all began to float. They all bunched together and took form! Pud was back! But not the way everyone remembered. Instead of being a blob, he was a floating pile of rocks.
"Well… that was quite an experience…" Pud said.
"Pud? Geez… you look awful!" Robin said.
"You're no sight for sore eyes yourself, buddy." Pud replied. The rock pile then floated over towards Terra. "And speaking of sights… how you doin', baby?"
"Uhh…" Terra said, backing away. "I'm being hit on by a pile of floating rocks… can we say… EWW!"
Beast Boy walked over towards Pud. "Hey Pud… are you ok?"
Pud turned towards Beast Boy. "AM I OK! I'VE BEEN DESTABILIZED BY A FORK, HARDENED INTO A SLAB OF ROCK, THEN DICED INTO A THOUSAND PIECES BY A LASER GUN! AND YOU ASK ME IF I'M OK! I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU, BUDDY BOY!"
A few of the floating rocks floated behind Beast Boy, then reached for his pants.
"WEDGIE!" Pud shouted.
"AAAHHH!" Beast Boy shouted as the rocks grabbed Beast Boy by his underwear.
Pud then turned to see Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, and Terra staring at him. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU ALL STARING AT! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN A FLOATING ROCK PILE BEFORE!" Pud shouted.
"Um… actually… yes it has…" Cyborg replied.
"OH, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL SOMETHING TO STARE AT! CHECK THIS OUT!"
Pud then took form of something.
Robin and Cyborg's eyes widened. "WHAT THE!" they both shouted.
Starfire screamed and covered her eyes.
Terra turned her head, obviously grossed out. "Who'd have ever thought a rock pile could ever do something so obscene!" she said.
Pud's rock components then came back together as a rock pile. "Well, this party is getting a bit dry… time for me to head on out of here! But first… I need a change of wardrobe…" he said.
Pud looked at Beast Boy. "Nah…" Then he looked at Starfire. "Uh… no…" He looked at Terra. "Sexy, but no…" He looked at Cyborg. "Way to bulky." Then he looked at Robin. "…PERFECT!" he said. Without warning, the floating pile of rocks flew towards Robin!
"WHAT THE!" Robin shouted as he took a step back. "AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Robin shouted as the rocks all flew inside his ears and nose. Robin then dropped to one knee, holding his head.
"ugh…" He moaned.
The Mini-Titans ran toward him. "Robin! Are you ok, man!" Cyborg asked.
He didn't answer.
"Robin!" Starfire asked.
"Heh heh heh… not bad… not bad at all!" Robin finally answered. He then started looking himself over. "Other than the apparent lack of fashion, this body is PERFECT! In fact, its more powerful than I thought!"
The Titans looked at each other, puzzled.
Robin then began floating upwards. "I'll see you chumps later!" he said.
"HE'S FLOATING!" Terra said as they all looked at Robin, amazed.
Then, Robin flew upwards and through the garage roof. "I've got a little score to settle… WITH A PURPLE HAIRED WITCH!" and with that, Robin flew off into the sky!
Cyborg, Starfire, Terra, and Beast Boy watched in amazement and shock as Robin flew out of sight.
"I know his name is Robin… but I thought humans were incapable of the flight ability?" Starfire said, breaking the silence.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ALLOWANCE ITS GONNA COST ME TO GET THAT HOLE IN OUR ROOF FIXED!" Terra shouted.
"… this has been one messed up day…" Beast Boy said.
"… ooooohh yeah…" said Cyborg.
Pud has possessed Robin's body, and now he's out for revenge! What will happen when Robin and Raven meet in battle? Find out next chapter!
I hope you all enjoyed! I know this chapter was short, but the next will be longer! Til then, please R&R!