Kit: It's been, what, five minutes since I posted chapter three, and already I have reviews! God, you people are fast! Might as well reply.
To Jake: GO VG; I-I mean, oh no! How terrible! (cough-VGyourule-cough) NOT KITTY!
To VGMaster04: Soon enough for you?
To Death Angel's Shadow: WHO DOES?
Kai: The Ming-Ming fans?
Melissa: SHUT UP!
To Betrayed by Darkness: You people love to cut it close, don't you? I'M UPDATING!
Kit: Note: There might be a little couple/sibling (if there is no real couple) torture in this chapter (the couples I think should be together, that is) but mainly, I'm in the mood for some Tyson torture! I'm ready to type, SO LET'S DO THIS THING!
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Discern Your Actors!
a.k.a.
Know Your Stars!
Chapter 4
Tyson Granger
(Tyson is sitting on the chair…asleep?'!)
"Know your stars; know your stars; Know Your Stars…" The narrator says in a round.
"Tyson Granger…"
Tyson does nothing.
"Tyson Granger!"
Tyson still does nothing.
"TYSON GRANGER!"
Tyson responds by snoring loudly.
"TYSON GRANGER! WAKE UP KID!"
Tyson, startled, wakes with a yelp and falls out of the chair. "What the? Oh yeah, I'm supposed to do that interview thing. Guess I musta dozed off…we aren't live are we?"
"Oh, for crying out loud! YES!"
Tyson grins sheepishly. "Whoops! My bad!"
"Let's just start this over."
"Fine with me, dude!"
-Goes to a short commercial break-
(Tyson is sitting on the chair, awake this time, and blissfully unaware that the narrator is out for REVENGE. No one ignored HIM)
"Know your stars; know your stars; Know Your Stars…" The narrator says in a round.
"Tyson Granger…His least favorite sport is Beyblading…"
"Wha? Who told you that? If I hated Beyblading, then why am I world champion? Hm?"
"Tyson Granger…Cheats in his Beyblade matches…"
"No way! I'm no cheater! What's with this?"
"Tyson Granger…He posted Hilary's measurements on the Internet…"
"Say WHAT? Dude, if Hilary finds out-" Too late.
(from backstage) "I KNEW IT! WHY YOU PERVERT, HOW DID YOU GET MY MESUREMENTS? WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…!" Hilary is now fighting off both Security Officers and some of the guys to get to Tyson onstage.
"Chill out Hilary, I was just kidding! Yeesh!"
"Tyson Granger…Was just making out with Mariah backstage…"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?"
(from backstage) "HE WAS WHAT?" Ray's voice is heard, and he doesn't sound happy…
"WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY?" This time, it's Lee. (Aww, big brother to the rescue! Poor, poor Tyson…)
"YOU CHEATING PIG!" You guessed it. Hilary.
"CRAP! Ray! Lee! Hilary! I wasn't! I didn't!"
"Then how do you explain the blushing?"
"YOU ARE BLUSHING!"
"YOU'RE SO DEAD TYSON!" Ray and Lee, who are some of the many trying to restrain Hilary, are now being restrained. The Security Officers had given up a LONG time ago…
"Ray, calm down!" Max…
"Yeah, Lee, c'mon!" Kane…
"Jeez Hilary, your acting like a five year old!" Raul…
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS MAKING OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" Ray yells.
"OR YOU SISTER?" Lee continues.
"Well…" Michael…
"That IS a very good point…" King…
"But of course, that's not our problem!" Miguel…
Tyson suddenly thinks of something: 'Wait a sec…Max, Kane, Raul, Michael, King, Miguel…all of them has a sister or a girlfriend; Oh God, no, he wouldn't…!'(What do you think? That's what I thought.)
"Tyson Granger…Was ALSO making out earlier with Miriam, Salima, Julia, Emily, Queen, and Mathilda…" Revenge was sweet.
"WHAT?" All the boys suddenly turn around.
"Ahh, I'm going to run away now"
"GET HIM!" Everyone screams and runs towards Tyson.
"AHH! NO! I DIDN'T TOUCH THEM! I SWEAR! PLEASE! PLE-NOOOOO!"
"Now you know…Tyson Granger…"
"HEEEEELLLLPPPPP!"
Kit: Oh, that felt so good! Very relaxing!
Kai: Only YOU could find character torture relaxing. But couldn't this be considered bash-
Kit: NO! don't say it!
Kai: What, bash-
Kit: SHH! I'm being very careful not to call it that. Cuz, it's really not. Just poking some fun.
Kai: Ah.
Kit: On the couples' situation, the pairings are in order of name. Queen and Julia are King and Raul's twins'. That's SIBILING love, NOT incest, okay? Just making that clear. So tell me, who should come next? I'm letting you decide the next chapter, so speak up everyone! You know what to do.
Melissa: BYE!
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