Kit: Whoa! I got so many requests for characters that it was hard to decide. Also, I got so many reviews that it would take me way too long to respond, so sorry people! Like I said, REALLY hard choice, but I figured that he had been put off for way too long, thus said, my next victim is none other than…MAX TATE! Wahoo! Anyways, I'd also like to take this time to make a few announcements concerning my other stories. Actually, just Blade in Blood and In the Eyes of the Automail Wolf. I'm sad to say that I have completely lost my writing spirit for my FMA fic, and so it will be deleted in the near future. I'm sorry for the readers. I would also like to announce that I have realized that I have written myself into a corner in Blade in Blood and it too will be deleted in next few days or so. BUT WAIT! There is more. I'm taking B.i.B. down TEMPORARILY so I can re-plot it, reveal the secrets that would have NEVER gotten out at the rate I was going at, and to completely make over the character. So let's all say good-bye to Melissa as she goes for her extreme character makeover.
Melissa: Wait…what? WHERE AM I GO-(disappears)
Kit: Bye-bye Mel! See you soon! The nextime you may see her, it will be in the Blade in Blood replacement, Breaking the Language Barrier. I have so many ideas for her, so just remember, it's still Melissa, just maybe a little different. I'm also going to be doing some major reconfiguring on the Immortals sagas, so keep an eye on the bio page! Now let's get this one over with so I can get started on the other stories…
(See previous chappies)
Discern Your Actors!
a.k.a.
Know Your Stars!
Chapter 5
Max Tate
(Max is sitting in the studio on a chair)
"Know your stars; know your stars; Know Your Stars…" The narrator says in a round.
"Max Tate…He's diabetic…"
"Yeah RIGHT! I like sugar too much to be a diabetic. I don't know where this info came from, but you need to check your sources." Max replies
"Max Tate…He's actually a puppy…"
"What?" Max asks.
(from backstage) "PUPPY!" A brown-haired girl runs onstage (give yah three guesses). "WHERE'S DA PUPPY?" she screams.
Max's reaction: "O.O…what are YOU doing here?"
"Who's she?"
The girl looks up and around. "Who's that? Is he God? WHERE'S THE PUPPY?"
Max sighs, "Kit, Melissa got out of the pen. And I think she's sugar high."
Melissa blinks, "How'd yah know?" A red haired girl now runs onstage.
"You were in that pen for a reason! I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A FULL CHARACTER MAKEOVER!" She screams, dragging Melissa offstage.
"I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE! DON'T MAKE ME! PLEASE KIT, NOOOOOOO!" It now grows quiet.
"Back to the torture." Says the narrator.
"Max Tate…He's not really blonde…"
"Dude, are you saying I color my hair? That's so gay!"
"Max Tate…He's-"
"DON'T EVEN GO THERE!"
"Alright. (cough-gay-cough)"
"I HEARD THAT!"
"Max Tate…Tyson stole his girlfriend."
"Excuse me?"
(from backstage) "THIS GUY IS GOING TO GET ME KILLED!"
"Tyson Granger…Is making out with Miriam as we speak."
"WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"TYSON!"
"No, Maxie! I'm nowhere NEAR her!" and with that, he starts running.
Max stands up and runs after said youth, screaming, "I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU!"
"Now you know…Max Tate…"
"DIE TYSON!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
Kit: Very weak, very bad, very short, but my mind is on other things right now. Like the new Melissa. So I'll start on that right away!
Kai: Out of curiosity, you aren't going to make her look like a boy in this fic, are you?
Kit: No, she just about killed me for that. She's going to be at least sixteen or so.
Kai: Good, that was a little scary.
Kit: Yeah. Anyways, enjoy!
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