Kit: Once again, too many reviews per chapter. Which is not a bad thing. But all of you who are reading this, I would just like to remind you that I have another story up that has no reviews. Could we do something about that please? Anyways, Thanks to everyone who reviewed, and I am proud to announce that today's victim is, by popular demand…KAI HIWATARI!
Kai: Excuse me?
Kit: (completely ignoring him) And in a related topic, I'm also happy to say that this story has over 500 hits! WA-hoo?
Ray: Something the matter?
Kit: It's just I received a review from Lilicat93 that states that the voice said some TRUE information!
All: (gasp)
Kit: She says that in the Beyblade movie, there is a point where Max says he dyes his hair.
Max: Really? How interesting… (thinking) Frack! Blasted reviews! NO SECRET IS SAFE!
Kit: Uhh, Max?
Max: Yes?
Kit: You do realize that I heard that.
Max: FRACK!
Kit: Yes anyways, time for the update. ONWARD!
(You know the deal)
Discern Your Actors!
a.k.a.
Know Your Stars!
Chapter 6
Kai Hiwatari
(Kai is in the chair looking, well, like Kai)
"Know your stars; know your stars; Know Your Stars…" The narrator says in a round.
"Kai Hiwatari…He's never been to Russia…"
"Hn?" Kai responds.
"Hn? What's that supposed to mean?"
(from backstage) "He said, 'What are you talking about I'm from Russia you frackin' idiot get your info straight.'" The voice belongs to Tala.
"…you got all that from 'hn'?"
"You learn to speak Kai after awhile."
"I see."
"Hn." Kai says boredly.
"Hn?"
"Hn.
"Hn?"
"HN."
"Hn?"
"HN!"
"Hn?"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT PART OF 'HN' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THE 'H' OR THE 'N' DAMMIT!"
"Good to see I finally got your attention. Let's continue."
"Tch. Whatever."
"Kai Hiwatari…He's a team player…"
Kai arches an eyebrow, "You're kidding me. Where'd you get this info; Max on a sugar rampage?"
"There's no 'I' in 'Team'."
"And apparently you don't know that's there's no 'Kai' in 'Team' either." (A/N: That's actually one of his lines from Season 1)
"Kai Hiwatari…He's a group psychologist in his free time…"
"Do I look like a freakin' People Person?"
"Well…um…"
Kai sits back in his chair, looking rather smug. He had beaten to narrator at his own game. Little did he know that the big guns were about to come out…
"Kai Hiwatari…He loves cats…"
Kai pales, "NO! IT'S A LIE!"
"Oh look. He's blushing!"
Laughter is heard from backstage. "NO WAY! KAI LOVES CATS! HAHA!"
"SHUT UP TALA!"
"I got my information from a reliable source. Even have pictures to prove it."
"What? Who the frackin' Hell did you get- unless…HIRO! YOU DID THIS YOU TRATOR! YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN THAT GIRLFRIEND STEALING BROTHER OF YOURS!"
(from backstage) "I DIDN'T STEAL ANYONE'S GIRLFRIEND DAMMIT! WHY IS IT YOU PEOPLE MUST KEEP COMING BACK TO THAT?" I shouldn't have to explain who this is if you've been good little readers and read all the other chapters. So I won't.
"THERE HE IS!" A voice yells from off camera.
"Oh God, not again…" (I didn't think I'd be able to get a 'Tyson getting jumped again' scene in this chapter. Thank you, Imagination!)
Tyson runs onstage, shortly followed by an angry mob of brothers and boyfriends, all bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, lawnmowers, butane torches, smoldering irons, band saws or any other deadly device you could think of. Kai 'Hn's. This could be amusing.
"Can't we all just talk this out, he he?" The mob has other ideas. Unfortunately, I cannot print these said thoughts, because that alone would cause the rating to go up even higher than Fanfiction allows. So we'll just have to settle with their spoken words.
"You aren't weaseling you way out of this one, Tyson…"
"Miguel, you don't really mean that." Tyson is trying to weasel his way out of this one, just to let you know.
"Oh yes he does."
"And you know that HOW Michael?" Tyson asks.
"Enough talking! LYNCH 'IM! LYNCH 'IM!"
"Oh c'mon, let's be reasonable about this Johnny-- wait; Johnny?'! What are you doing here? You don't have a sister OR a girlfriend."
The Scottish blader blinks a few times. "Oh, you mean I have to have a REASON to kill you? I just thought all the guys had finally turned against you…"
"No, you see they think- WHADA YAH MEAN 'FINALLY'? YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL GOING TO TRY TO KILL ME IN THE FORM OF AN ANGRY MOB?"
"Didn't everybody?"
Tyson facefaults. "Thanks a lot, man."
"Anytime. Can we kill him now?"
"Hold on a second." Lee says. "Tyson, start running."
"Okay." Tyson runs of stage, screaming his head off as Ray counts to five.
When he finishes, he says, "Okay, now we can kill him." With that said, the mob picks up their weapons, begins to yell, and runs after him.
"Well, that was different. Where were we again?" Kai asks a few moments later.
"You were just denying that you're a cat person."
"Oh yeah…LIES! LIES I SAY!"
"Now you know, Kai Hiwatari…"
"NO THEY DON'T! ALL THEY KNOW IS THAT TYSON IS ABOUT TO DIE! COME BACK HERE! DON'T YOU DARE FADE OUT! HEY!"
Kit: You people wanted Kai, I gave you Kai! You people wanted to see Tyson getting jumped again, I got him attacked! You people wanted Johnny to make an appearance, I- well, actually, no one asked me to do that. I did that one on my own. BUT I MADE IT WORK!
Tyson: (runs in screaming; Johnny runs in right behind him, wielding a chainsaw) READ AND REVIEW WHO CARES ABOUT FLAMES IT'S STILL A RESPONSE AND ANOTHER HIT!
Kit: (completely oblivious) Thanks Tyson! Latez!
Johnny: (laughing like a maniac) I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN YEARS! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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