Kit: Woo! I'm back with da chappie! Yay! And I might just be able to get these responses in! TO THE REVIEWS!
To blackartofchaos: If anyone has seen my sanity, please tell it I miss it very, very much and to send it back home. We have cookies!
To Jake: Ooh! SUSHI TIME!
To Betrayed by Darkness: I am influenced by my almost daily sugar rushes, friend Jake, dogs, OC's, and a small community in Maine. Enjoy!
To sailor-stardestroyer13: I'll try to get to those Majestics as soon as possible, but if you remember, I'm kinda stuck in a closet with one of the biggest womanizers in history. -.- If you people haven't figured it out yet, I'm big on women's rights. GIRL POWER ALL THE WAY!
To Kyogue: PLUSHIES! (huggles Brooklyn and Oliver plushies) Thank you a lot! I DON'T WANNA HAVE SURGERY! (sniff) Thankies a lot.
To BeybladeRULZ1: Thank you! I DON'T WANNA GO!
Kai: Great. She's repeating herself…
To mrsalexwatkins: PANTLESS! You have a really long name to type, you know that?
To Bonnie: This is the conclusion of the Closet Chaos chapter, and I'll get back to the normal gist of things next one. Being hysterical is fun!
To Ashley: Well apparently, everyone wants to see Bryan next. So next chapter, I SHALL GIVE YOU BRYAN! Cuz I'm that nice. (big smile)
To IrishPotatoes: I LOVE your name BTW! Let's see, Kai was chapter, what, 6? I hope you enjoy reading my work as much as I do! My grading policy is: If I laugh every time I read it, then you do to. Make sense?
To Death Angel's Shadow: Fear my pantless fury. Roar. I hope someone does too! I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK HERE! WAHAHA! Okay, I'm done.
Kit: Time for the long awaited conclusion O.O Not really, it's only been one day! ;) N E ways, let's get this show on da road!
(I don't own any of Beyblade)
Chapter 9
The Chaotic Closet Conclusion
(three hours later)
The production has been put on hold, as to there is NO Authoress to direct it!
"ARGH! Where IS she? She was just here a second ago!" Michael yells to no particular person.
"As was Enrique…you don't think…" Robert trails off. Miriam shakes her head.
"Naw, Kit hates Enrique too much to elope with him." Everyone sweatdrops.
"Well, ELOPE wasn't the FIRST thing that came to mind, but…" Max also trails off.
"HAS ANYONE SEEN THE WATER DELIVERY GUY? HE'S LATE!" Tyson yells from the Greenroom.
"SHUT UP TYSON BEFORE WE KILL YOU AGAIN!"
"Yes sir."
Robert turns to get some tea, only to find that the tea set is gone. "Has anyone seen my tea set? It was here just a moment ago."
Before anyone could answer Oliver runs in, looking rather angry. "Alright, who took it?" All he gets are blank stares.
"Um, took WHAT?"
"My keas! I set it down to cool, and now it's gone!" (A/N: I think that's the right spelling. A keas is a kind of pie-thing, and its pronounced KEY-sh)
"This is weird." Ray says aloud. "What do you think Lee--Wha! Hey, where's Lee?" Yes, another one bites the dust. Lee, who was standing with the others just a moment ago, has too, gone missing.
"Something isn't right here…" Miguel says. As if on cue, the phone rings. Mathilda runs to get it.
"Hello?" She asks politely.
"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" a voice laughs manically, loud enough for all to hear,then the line goes dead.
"Miguel?" Mathilda asks.
"Yes?"
"Could I please start screaming in terror now?"
"Sure, go ahead."
"Thanks…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Meanwhile…)
"HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!" Kit howls, over and over again. Enrique is sitting in the corner, looking bored.
"Give it up, sweetie. No one can hear you. Anyways, why do you want to get out of here? You have ME after all…" He tells her with a suggestive smile. Kit looks horrified and turns back to the door.
"HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP! I'M TRAPPED IN A CLOSET WITH A PERVERTED PSYCHOPATH SEXIST WHO CALLS ME SWEETIE! SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA THIS LIVING HELL! PLLLLLEEEEEAAASSSSEEE! ANYBODY! SAVE ME!" Kit has been reduced to banging her head against the glass of the door for answers. "What have I done to deserve THIS? And only EMMI could decide to put in KIT PROOF DOORS. I swear, when I get my hands on her I'll-"
"HI BIG ME!" Kit's head shoots up and Enrique runs over. The two look through the glass and see none other than…
"CHIBI KIT! I never thought I would say this, but THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE!" Chibi Kit looks confused.
"Whatcha doin in the closet, big me?" The little 5 year old asks.
"We got locked in here by Johnny." Enrique answers.
"Da crawzy guy with dwa cwainsaw?"
"Um, yeah."
"Oh. He's nice!"
"Okay…look, we need the key. Could you go find the key for us?"
Chibi Kit looks at them, nods, yells "OKIE DOKIE!", and runs away. Two minutes later, she returns with a silver tea set. She offers it to Kit through the door.
"I said key, not tea. KEY!" Kit says. CK nods again and abruptly drops the tea set, contents spilling all over the floor.
Another two minutes later, CK returns with apie-like item, and offers it to them.
"No Chibi Kit, not keas, key." CK nods again, running off with the keas.
Another two minutes later, CK returns, with both the keas and a uniformed man. Kit groans and slaps the palm of her hand to her forehead.
"Uh, Kit…who's that?" Enrique asks her.
"That, Enrique, would be our water delivery guy, Keith." she responds, semi-calm. "Chibi Kit, we don't need Keith, we need a KEY!" CK nods, throws Keith down the hall, and runs away.
Four minutes later, she returns with a certain white tiger by the name of…
"LEE! Close enough, Chibi Kit. You can eat the keas now."
"Yay!" The chibi exclaims, and immediately begins to dig in.
Lee looks at Kit, to Enrique, and back again.
"What are you two doing in the closet?" He asks them.
"Johnny escaped and locked us in here." Enrique explains.
"Johnny ESCAPED? I thought you sent him to the insane asylum!"
"I DID! Where did you THINK he escaped from, the bathroom?" Kit asks him. Lee sweatdrops.
"Good point. Now, what was it you needed me to do?"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe you could…GET US OUTTA HERE?'! I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THIS CLOSET FOR THREE FRACKIN HOURS WITH THAT THING!" Kit screams, pointing at Enrique, as said youth facefaults.
"Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad sweetie!" Enrique tells her. Kit begins to twitch, and Lee sweatdrops again.
"If you call me 'sweetie' one more time, I swear I'll"
"Right then, just hang tight for a few, and I'll be back with some help."
(With the Others…)
"……AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wow, I didn't know Mathilda had such a good set of lungs on her." Claude comments. Emily is holding a stopwatch in her hand.
"She's been going on for about ten minutes now." She says. Because they're all watching Mathilda, no one see's Lee walk in behind them. Except Mathilda, of course.
"AHHHHHHHHHH--OH MY GOD IT'S LEE!" she screams, and passes out in Miguel's arms. Everyone turns to see Lee standing there with an O.O expression on his face.
"LEE!" They all yell.
"Um, yeah. Hi. Uh……just thought you might want to know that Johnny escaped and has kinda got Kit and Enrique locked in a broom closet on the other side of the studio, and they can't get out." He points to Mathilda, "What happened to her?"
"Don't ask."
"Okay then……oh, and somebody might want to get a mop. Kit had CK running back in forth looking for the key. From what I can tell, she stole a tea set, a keas, which she was eating when I left, and the water delivery guy, Keith. It's not a very pleasant place right now."
"Um……right. TYSON, GET A MOP!"
"WHY DO I HAVE TO GET A MOP?"
"DON'T MAKE US KILL YOU AGAIN!"
"Yes sir."
(Ten Minutes Later)
"FREEDOM AT LAST!" Kit screams after Rick finishes picking the lock.
"You guys were in there for three whole hours?'!"
"Yeah." Enrique sighs, disappointed.
"Face it dude, you're never going to play Kit."
"I can still hope. But we had a good time, right sweetie?" Kit stops her victory dance, and turns toward Enrique.
"Oh……shit. Your going to kill me now, aren't you?"
"Look at it this way…what they did to Tyson is going to seem like a tap on the shoulder compared to the beating I'm going to give you. Start running."
"Yes ma'am!" And Enrique takes off. Before she goes after him, Kit says,
"Everyone back on set. I'll meet you there in twenty minutes." She looks at Bryan, "Get ready, your next." Bryan gulps. Kit turns towards the direction Enrique left in.
"PREPARE TO DIE PERVERT!" and runs after him.
Kit: Next up, BRYAN! I hope you enjoyed this chapter. LONGEST ONE YET! Like I said, I'll be having surgery in the few days, school starts soon, and updates will come less and less. Please excuse the randomness of this chapter, but I just thought a little variety would make you guys happy. Tell me if you do, or don't like it. I can take criticism. Bye-bye!
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