Hey you guys! To my utter disappointment I didn't get a review for the 13 chapter of change of destiny! I worked hard on that! Now about this after seeing the POTO I just HAD to do chapter bout it.
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Cast: Christine is played by Morgan
The Phantom is played by Cal
And Raoul is played by Hunter
Scene: some old dusty theater: the year is 1919
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Some old guy: Anyone? Come on anyone? But the old yucky chandelier and we'll throw in a story!
Raoul- Mulph….
Old guy: Sold to the old guy! Now about that story……
(We are transported to some pretty gold theater full of actors and slutty ballerinas about 50 years ago. They are practicing Hannibal that involves a very bad paper mache elephant.)
Lefreve: -the original manager- People? Yeah I'm moving to Australia. I'm gonna leave the fate of this beautiful theater to these two nitwits ok? Their patron is, if I may say so myself, the very hot Raoul whose some idiot viscount. Have fun! And give the phantom my regards.
Nitwit #1: Phantom?
Nitwit #2: Woah! Would you look at that hot lil blonde!
Madame Giry -she's like the director- Dat ees my dautair!
Nitwit #2: Oh phooey. What about that amazingly hot brunette who has some pretty nice boobs?
Giry: She is kinda like my dautair!
N2-meaning nitwit #2-: Ok I'll just stay away from all the hot girls here.
Raoul: Hey all you people! Now I'm just gonna stand here for a few so all you girls can see just how hot I am!
Everyone else: OMG!
Christine: Hey! Raoul! Raoul! RAOUL?
Raoul: BARRY? Is that you? I told you to STOP sneaking into my mind and sending me messages of those strippers! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Christine: Ookkkk……obviously the mental institution didn't help….
Meg Giry -the hot blond-: What's wrong?
Christine: He didn't notice me. We were like best little kiddie friends. He used to call me little Lotte.
Meg: And how does that factor into your name? Chris would have been better. Or Chrissy!
Christine: Meggy..?
Meg: Or Tina! Or..!
Christine: SHUT UP!
Meg: Sorry!
(some bad crap happens and Carlotta who is the star singer and now refuses to sing)
N1-nitwit #1-: Please! We kiss you amazingly large boobs!
N2: and I kiss you silk covered bottom!
Carlotta: Finea. Ia willa singa fora youa! -Btw the way to find out what she is saying is just to take the A off the end of each word-
Thinka ofa mea!
Thinka ofa mea fondlya
Whena we'vea saida
GGGOOOOODDAAAABYYYEAAAAAAA
/Suddenly a curtain falls, trapping Carlotta and stopping the hideous singing\
N1: OMFG!
N2: What! Oh sorry, I was staring at Christine's boobs!
N1: You perverted idiot! Now Carlotta won't sing and we have to refund a full house!
Madame Giry: Christine can sing it!
/She sings it and blows everyone away. The performance comes and goes and we will open up next to Christine's dressing room. Notice that Carlotta is still under the curtain.\
(Scene: Christine's dressing room)
Raoul: Baby! You were wonderful! Come on! Let's have dinner!
Christine: I can't. You see I'm being visited by some masked guy who I think is the Angel of Music my dad was telling me about who likes to peek in through my two way mirror which is also a door through which he will kidnap me later but I'm so young and stupid I think he's my dad.
Raoul: ...
Christine: So I can't come to dinner.
Raoul: Please?
Christine: Oh what the hell. Just meet me outside while I get kidnapped ok?
Raoul: Sure.
Christine: ok! Thanks!
Raoul: Oh, no problem!
Raoul leaves. The moment he does we hear a very loud voice
Phantom: Hey! Tell rich little baby cakes to go away or else he will be in a whole lot of trouble!
Christine: Angel?
Raoul/who comes back to check on Christine because she is taking too long\ Christine?
Christine: Angel! You now I don't like hide and go seek! Please come out!
Raoul: HOW CRAZY ARE YOU! OPEN THIS DOOR! Oh wait..she told me this would happen/He opens it but only after Christine is taken away through the two way mirror\
/Christine and the phantom are walking through some elaborate hallway with gold candelabras\
Christine: I had no idea I had this kind of stuff behind my room.
Phantom: I know! Isn't it cool! Now could we sing some really bad 80's pop song?
Christine: Sure!
/They sing. Eventually they end up at a boat which the Phantom rows.\
Christine: Are we there?
Phantom: No.
Christine: Oh. How about now?
Phantom: No.
Christine: If I flash you will we get there?
Phantom: Ummmmm…..grin
/They end up in the Phantom's lair and it is lit with waterproof candles that come out from the lake\
Phantom: Here let me show you around. This is my play set of the theater, complete with dolls for everyone!
Christine: Oh! You got my eyes just right!
Phantom: And my Christine Wedding Barbie, complete with veil!
Christine: AHHHHHHH/faints\
Phantom: Oh deary me!
(Christine's dressing room)
Meg: Chrissy? Heelloo? Wait….. a two way mirror? The mirror is a door? And Christine is missing? What does all this mean? WAIT! This means she was kidnapped! Oh I'm so smart!
/Meg goes in the door\
Meg: OMFG! A rat!
Rat: HHEELLO! I'm free tonight if you get my meaning…/winks\
Madame Giry: Meg! Come! We must leave this chamber!
Meg: But mom! Christine has been kidnapped by some perverted Peeping Tom!
Madame Giry: And dat ees a problem?
Meg: ………
(scene: the phantoms lair)
Christine: Hey! Why am I in such a nice bed? Wha-WHAT is that hideous monkey box? Ok..Ok…easy Christine...Let's just see what you remember. Ok I remember that music and the horse and the candles and the Phantom and- OH YEAH! The phantom!
Phantom: Good Morning. Do u want some breakfast? I do some killer blueberry pancakes!
Christine: Sure! But first can I peel off your mask?
Phantom: Sure! Go wild.
/Christine peels off the mask\
Phantom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How could you do this to me you bitch? You whore! I gave you everything and you want to see my horrible skin condition! I gave you my music and- oh wait. That's an actual line. Anyway. You can never leave now! MUWAHHHAAAHHAA
/Christine cries\
/Phantom looks at a clock\
Phantom: Ok I think its past your curfew now. I better take you back.
(opera house lobby)
N1- Well this is just great! Everyone loved Christine so much that they'll only see her but Christine's gone and Carlotta won't sing!
N2- /staring at Meg who just walked by\ Huh?
N1- WE. ARE. SCEWED.
N2- Oh. Ok by the way, did you send me a letter?
N1- I thought YOU sent me the letter.
Raoul- Hey! Did either of you nitwits send me a letter?
Madame Giry- Bonjour. Did you guys send me a letter?
Carlotta- Whicha onea ofa youa nitwitsa senta mea aa lettera?
Everyone- Huh?
Carlotta- Mea anda mya doggya gotta aa meana lettera.
N1- Well mine said to fire Carlotta!
N2- Well MINE said cough up the phantoms money.
Everyone but N2-What?
N2- Oh I forgot to tell you, the phantom demands 20000 franks payment. Oh and he was the one who sent that curtain to fall on Carlotta.
N1- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! You idiot!
Carlotta- Wella minea saida thata Ia ama bada singera!
N2- Its true! -by now I think you all know he's an idiot-
Carlotta-/death glare\
N2-/looks confused\
Raoul- Well mine said to stay away from Christine!
Madame Giry- Well mine said to put Christine in the main role and put Carlotta in the silent one.
N1- Oh well screw him!
Carlotta- NOA! Ia doa nota singa wherea noa onea wantsa mea toa singa!
N1- Look outside Carlotta! They love you!
Carlotta- /looks outside\
Fans- Let's go Christine, let's go!
Carlotta- /slams door\
Madame Giry- All ees ok. Christine has come 'ome and can now sing thee part.
Carlotta- NOA! IA SINGA! WHATA TIMEA ISA THEA SHOWA?
END OF CHAPTER ONE
I'm gonna be doing this over a period of time cuz my brain hurts too much if I do it all at once..its hard trying to screw up a good movie. now if u noticed I took a VERY long sabbatical. My lack of reviews, school stress, drama stress, and the fact that mi moving back to the USA isn't helping. So please just give me time.